Stupid /pol conspiracies thread

What are the dumbest conspiracy theories you've heard on /pol. Are there any legitimate ones?

I'll start with a few:

>Chemtrails
>Pizzagate
>Michelle Obama is a man

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>Moonlanding
>Op is not a Faggot

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but "michelle is a man" is the absolute dumbest one

but why you protest so much?

really makes you think..

Nah

Pope John Paul II was Tom Landry

>Every major event in US history was a false flag/fake.
>The Globalists control everything everyone everywhere.
>Reality is a simulation.

DELET THIS

Airplane condensation trails are not the same as they were 20+ years ago.
I don't know whether it's a conspiracy or whether jet engines or different formulations of jet fuel are causing this but they don't dissipate as quickly as they used to.

I recognize that bulge

I Recognize that

>Chemtrails

I think there's a strong logical inference to justify the notion that governments conduct covert experiments in the atmosphere. That is the mild, conventional wisdom on the subject.

Dub's confirm it.

I recognize that cock!

What

Man made climate change

Michelle is really Michael

We all know it.....Joan Rivers was serious

This one's real

frankfurt school

sorry for the caps but this needs to be spread

SHILLS ARE OBFUSCATING PIZZAGATE DISCUSSION BY EQUIVOCATING IT WITH RETARDED CONSPIRACIES (pyramids in antarctica, chemtrails, mandela effect). Repost to counter-influence.

>Nancy Reagan was a transgender

>Saturn is hell and all aliens are actually demons

>pizzagate

>Antarctica harbors aliens

Nazis have bases their but thats the only reason people go there 2bh

Fuck off Cyprus nigger nobody likes you

she's not a man; black women just have a lot of testosterone.

joan rivers was right
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DELET THIS OR I DELET YOU

I recognize that gay blow job.

Would you suck Michelle?

comparing a former porn star to a Princeton & Harvard Law graduate in the position of first lady of the United States

not exactly the best argument

Pizzagate is real niggerlover fuck off back to /r/politics with your disinfo faggotry.

She's just ugly and manish like most nigger women

>Michelle Obama is a man

now wait just a minute here! if that bitch ain't a man, she missed the best opportunity ever!

>holocaust not real cuz census figures

How is that a conspiracy theory? They existed

I recognize this user recognizing a bulge.

she's a man. Too much evidence

That jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

I love the Flat Earth nuts. I couldn't believe this was actually a theory when I first heard about it.

I'd love to shoot these fuckers off to the sun so that they could get a good view from space on the way.

>Earth is flat/ hollow earth
>the electoral college will revolt and throw the republic into chaos

There are no dumb conspiracy theories, there is lack of red pills.

"Pizzagate is an FBI psyops to analyze how conspiracies theories spread on the internet and how far people will dig for them" is the conspiracy theory I believe.

Obama called her "Michael" twice. She could not remember how long she was married when asked. She said "10 to 20 years." Real women keep track of that shit.

There's experimental evidence that suggests reality is a simulation.

>pedo ring has ties with high-level officals

Haha dub tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist

>Russia rigged US election

OMG SO TRUE MADAM PRESIDENT!!!1!

>climate change is a conspiracy

yall are actually retarded

>holocaust didnt happen
>sandy hook was a hoax

yea Sup Forums is full of retards

the woman is fugly, yes but joking about her appearance only makes her opposition look bad

9/11
Antartica
Chemtrails
Jews
Alpha/Beta "game"
Certain aspects of Pizzagate


Legit ones:
Obama being born outside the US
Bush's and the Saud family
The Clinton Foundation
The Clinton's killing people
Hillary was in a bad aircraft accident, and it was all covered up. She had a severe brain injury.
Banking cabals.

>pizzagate
>dumb conspiracy theory

Shoo shoo shill!

They have changed because the engines on the planes have changed, mongoloid.

>there are skeletons on the moon

Flat earth

Do you think jews are a meme user?

youtu.be/i0djHJBAP3U

Literally wut?

Flat earth is real, globecucks stay mad

pizzagate has actual evidence behind it though. its not just some tinfoil shit.

Merkels priority is the well-being of the german people.

SHIRL harder!!!

Yes.

whats the political situation in malawi?

they were real island turk

Wait what?

Quick someone make a side by side pic

>Flat earth shite
>fake moon landing

Mudslime education

fuck nano-thermite and Bush's brother in law. Michelle is def. a man though

sure they were mainland turk

>kek is real
>pol memed trump into white house
>hitler was not a zionist puppet

Can't we all agree that the Russian hacks balanced out the illegals voting?

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Any Flat-Earther or Moonlanding faggotry.

Although I'm fairly certain they are actually shills trying to discredit Sup Forums by flooding us with bullshit, they can still fuck right off.

Flatfags are especially bad since it can be disproven by basic trigonometry. There's a bug fucking reason why ancient romans figured out the earth was round centuries ago despite not having traversed it, because when you aren't a fucking retard you realize it's impossible otherwise.

Why did I even make this

tell me something?
how many gallons of fuel is necessary to melt a fuckton of steel inbeded in two huge buildings

What did he mean by this?

>geoengineering
>worldwide pedophile ring
>Michelle Obama is an ape

the corect term is "turk colonie" .
but frankfurt school is real. a few of the idiots that fell for their bullshit are still in jail cause they killed a pollitican.

it means i can throw a football from the endzone to the 50yd line fagit

it means 1/2 of nfl starting qb's come from tx

where's my fucking leafblower?

the Illuminati were a real organization too

it wasnt just the jet fuel burning. It was the impact that weakened the structure, then 100s of tons of flammable debris PLUS fully loaded airplane tanks

not a conspirancy, just a bunch of lazy researchers following a bandwagon

>Round earth
>way to be straight op

Pic not related

The amount left in the tanks of an airliner, plus several floors of flammable wood, plastic, and other flammable materials.

And it was hardly a "fuck ton" of steel - all it takes is a couple to destroy the integrity of the design that was used building the tower. The concrete wall on the outside was part of it.

But you know, "muh memes!"

Red pill me on why michelle obama is a man

I think she just has naturally high testestorone and probably a macro clit.

even christians during the middle ages whom are memetically seen as intellectually backwards by todays popular culture knew the earth was round

flat-earthers are just a bizarre post-modernist cult who think they have old roots

Who the fuck even cairs. Bombs, airplane, whatever. We all know the jews did it.

>flat earth

Pope doesn't have an attached earlobe and their noses differ. Not related though they share some resemblance.

Nk żółta morda xDDD

Yes they existed, but they were nothing like the conspiracy meme that some factions on the right spout about them.

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Fuck you OP. Watch this video and then TRY and tell me michelle is a woman.

Did you see that? Those are balls my dude. You can't explain that.

Why is James Alefantis deleting his instagram messages, even if his profile is set to private?

she has benis :DDD

I KNOW THAT DICK

fuck they know

>Ture
>True
>very true


anything else cuck?

Well we definitely know she's got a vagina then.
And as for Michelle, what sex are most Princeton and Harvard Law graduates from the years she attended?

That's right: male.
Really makes you think......

>silicone trees 7 km tall that store our souls

H E A D S H O T

Its going to be so good to finally have a woman as first lady again.

Why aren't those round earth spherecuck shills wearing their judenhuts?