>woke up with huge lump on my neck >go to doctors >waiting to see if I have cancer >while I'm waiting some yankee cuck with his chinese wife walks in >their two half-breed kids look chinese as fuck >full on mouth-breathing autists >yankee asks for doctors appointment >the secretary asks what for >the chinese wife blurts out loud "my daughter needs an enima" >everyone looks at each other in shock >daughter just stands there breathing through her mouth like a chinese retard (they all do this for some reason) >Secretary looks at them, "For americans the price will be $780 dollars." >Everyone looking at each other like "WHAT THE FUCK." >Yankee cuck whips out his credit card.
Tl;dr An american paid almost a thousand dollars in Canada so he could give his chinese daughter an enima. The kids looked chinese as fuck and pretty retarded.
My sides are in fucking orbit! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Lol seriously, who the fuck gives their kids enimas? What's wrong with that kids ass??????
LMAO
Camden Richardson
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Parker Cooper
nice shitpost leaf
Brayden Sullivan
Enimas are bad for your brain, they should be banned.
Fucking japs.
Leo Reed
You racist.
Dylan Wright
>nobody can spell 'enema' correctly
You people are all mental midgets and I'm fucking tired of it. Am I the only one using a browser that underlines/highlights words not in the dictionary?
Aaron Ross
I had to tell Sup Forums this was like some sort of Sup Forums cuck copy pasta, but it was all real, it happened right before my eyes. Almost 1 grand to spray water up some chinese american kids ass, and it was as if they thought it was normal.
WTF LMAO
Nicholas Parker
Sometimes people need enemas man, what's your beef
Austin Thompson
Im starting to naturally hate canadians at this point.
Aiden Martinez
>Fuck you Seo Of course Mexican shit taste.
Elijah Barnes
Hey man, not like I'm the one spraying water up my kids half-breed ass.
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK CHRIST, YOU GUYS ARE UNREAL.
Ian Reed
Why would you go to a doctor for that. You can buy enema kits from the pharmacy for a few dollars.
Nicholas Jenkins
>Canadian >ever telling an American "no"
Lmfao
He probably let the yankee fuck him in the ass after as an apology for defying anyone.
Isn't half of Canada a chinkfest anyway?
Robert Miller
They needed an enima and a prescription.
Yea, mixed race births are ~1% here, they are almost 5% down there mr. chinky butt.
>needing an enima so bad you will pay 1000 dollars for it.
Jose Sullivan
Like omg *grabs cheeseburger* Did you just *sucks milkshake through 3 McDonald's straws* Did you *hops on power scooter* Did you just *eats 5lbs block of cheese* DID YOU JUST MAKE FUN OF CAPITALISM?
Ian Lee
It's spelt enema retards
Joshua Russell
it's only like an 8 hour drive to the states where I'm at, I would have just drove back to usa and saved 1000 dollars.
LITERALLY 1000 dollars on poop.
Robert Cooper
Canada is the cancer ruining pol
Andrew Hall
Hey buddy, I'll sell you an """enema""" for only 1000 dollars. What a deal eh?
Brody Cook
But that's 8 hours of compacted poop in your butt, that could be very uncomfortable
Gabriel Williams
Please Hiroshima, do the right thing
Tyler Anderson
How the fuck do you get compacted poop in your ass in the first place?
Colton Long
I'm Canadian and I hate Canada and Canadians of all color.
Logan Smith
Cease your faggotry or I will give you a semen enema you fucking leaf.
Robert Long
FRIES AND GRAVE AND CURDZZ
Owen Rivera
not enough fibre, too much hydrogenated corn derivatives
Ethan Robinson
who just wakes up one day and decides they need an enema? and your hospitals just roll with it without questioning the need for it?
Hudson Reyes
That's the thing, I literally eat burgers and poutine every day, ontop of it I smoke huge cigars, never once needed an enema. What is wrong with them????
I wish I was making this up.
Fucking poop worshipping FAG
Leo Murphy
Some people will PAY to give their daughter an enema. They should have asked in some enime forums
Gabriel Gomez
It's bizzarre dude, usually you just state your symptoms, like for an enema, you would say. My daughter has bowel problems, or she is sick. It's like the mother thought it was normal, an every day occurrence. The secretary was as shocked as all the patients were. This is 100% not normal.
Ryder Butler
Probably too many Canadian dirt cookies.
Anthony Diaz
more like poop cookies amirite????
Fucking poop lover.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!
Jack Wilson
I dont get it. The daughter has something wrong with her tract. So what?
Jaxon Phillips
This is why I hate America
Andrew James
WTF IS AN ENIMA?
Jace Harris
>has normal peoblem >even has the internet.to diagnose it >problem could hve been solved.at.the drug store >gets mad wasted the time of doctors and nurses, and was charged for it
keep thinking your system isn't shit canadians. normal americans buy enimas from the drug store.
I wonder how many guys died waiting for a doctor while this dork made someone with 12 years of post secondary education squirt a bag of water up his ass.
Lincoln Moore
it's like a mystery
Jaxson Cooper
>be leaf >get stabbed by a syrian refugee >contact chinese landlord to report them >says they were placed there by government >call ambulance >browse facebook on 1KBs internet while waiting >ambulance takes me to hospital >9 hour wait for emergency care >bleed out in waiting room >posthumously billed only $9 for care
Carson Reyes
Why do Canadians always bring up America and insist that they are somehow different? I have yet to see one thing that actually differentiates the average canadian from the average american aside from arbitrary shit posts that mostly come from canadians.
Luke Davis
kek
Christian Long
If that kid is pretty young and severely constipated, that might be what you'd do.
Sebastian Gray
Why do you feel the need to point out the kids race every second sentence?
Cameron Williams
Because Sup Forums always says that asians are the best to breed with, if a white fucks an asian the kid still looks fucking asian. They live in a dream world.
Also why do chinese breath through their mouths like retards?
