Brit/pol/ - Poo Edition

>Labour shambles: "We need to talk about immigration... But not really"
labourlist.org/2016/12/labours-big-players-are-correct-to-debate-immigration-but-we-must-resist-the-lure-of-the-rights-post-truth-populism/

>Leftist education strikes again - SNP Scotland records worst EVER ratings for maths, science and reading in schools
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/06/snp-fire-scottish-education-system-records-worst-ever-rating/

>The absolute state of Theresa May: PM's thin-skinned Special Advisors ban her own MPs from being allowed to talk to her
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/11/theresa-may-trousers-row-angry-text-exchange-nicky-morgan

>Remembering Jo Cox: "She was unstoppable... Until Tommy Mair shot a hole in her head, obviously"
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/11/jo-cox-mp-remembered-by-sarah-brown-observer-obituaries-2016

>Boris backs down over Saudi Arabia comments; "WTF I love proxy wars now"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38281143

>THINGS Can Only Get Worse (For Labour)
newstatesman.com/politics/health/2016/12/things-can-only-get-worse-labour

>Chancellor Philip Hammond plotting to keep us in the EU as late as 2019
express.co.uk/news/politics/742661/Brexit-News-Philip-Hammond-supports-transitional-deal-EU-referendum-2019-Article-50

>Far-right group National Action banned by the Home Secretary after posting tributes to Tommy Mair
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/12/neo-nazi-group-backed-jo-coxs-killer-banned/

>NONCED.com - Calais child migrants being kidnapped into sex slavery
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/12/calais-child-migrants-lost-prostitution-slavery/

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Pork pie

What does it mean lads?

>still voting Cuckservative when they're just as pro-immigration as Blair

I know UKIP are far from perfect but come on, the facts are there for all to see

Ethnics out
Anime posting paedos out

>post truth

What does this even mean?

Normal functioning adult. Inb4 yktd,

Why was Hitler against democracy? What did he expect Germans to do if the government became corrupt or oppressive?

It means that the Tories lie about policy
Pic related

>tfw voting tory in 2020

>been in a relationship with a lovely qt girl for a while
>we have basically the same interests
>all except for politics
>she's relatively bluepilled and big on feminism
>at least she knows that hillary is a fucking crook and good in bed
>never revealed my powerlevel
>went to her home today
>mfw her family is filthy rich
>mfw her dad is a based self-made man who supported trump and won £1k in a bet for him
>mfw if this relationship gets more serious i'll basically be set for life
>mfw i'd have to spend every day of it knowing that i'm lying my ass off to her

what do, lads

Pol brit Brit pol
is the best thread in the shithole

Remember kids, the holocaust is the worst thing to ever happen, no thanks to those nasty nazis and their nationalism

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get out turkic pig

Subhumans out.

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I'm already gagging for a late night snack, don't get me started

BASED
"They breed like rabbits"

>gfs parents got a small farm up on the pennines
>not rich af but its all good
>get on crazy well with her
>racism so bad it would make Sup Forums blush

Your misses can change.

>good in bed
Sex before marriage is immoral, you faggot.

They write in International American in other threads I want to read English.

>dependent on women's income
>nigger

If it's a tactic vote where UKIP has no chance whatsoever but Labour/Lib Dems do then I sort of understand it.

If not then you might as well go make a Refugees Welcome sign

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I remember annoying my Lit class in college by completely ignoring the racial element of Othello and getting an A*.

It's far more intereating if you don't focus on it to be honest. It was more just a way to highlight otherness and contrast more interesting cultural elements. Meanwhile everyone just wrote about how Iago is a raycis and Othello dindu nuffin despite being a violent mercenary attempting to emulate the even then outdated chivalric hero.

I spent at least a minute typing it so I'm reposting it.

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You not the 'russian' that believes if it's young enough to bleed it's young enough to breed?

youtube.com/watch?v=K37VOOdLt5M

youtube.com/watch?v=K37VOOdLt5M

I MADE A VIDEO FOR YOU GUYS TELL ME IF YOU LIKE IT !!!!

Yeah, I'm in Scotland, UKIP has no chance and I just want to get rid off the SNP as fast as possible.

couldn't deal

>taking your trip off to post these threads
Just fuck off.

Nobody likes you. Nobody wants you here. Nobody fucking engages with you.

Just leave.

Why didn't I become a youtuber when I had the chance. I could be getting millions of views for talking utter bullocks.

I have mixed opinions about replacing the SNP with Cons

Cons are not much better and them dying as a party as fast as possible is the best thing I can think of for the UK barring the death of the Scottish Nationalist movement

I honestly think you should do some down low volunteering for UKIP if it wouldn't cost you your job or education to do so.

ur an introvert with nothing to say

It's just meaningless bullshit for guardianistas to parrot while trying to impress their vapid friends at the dinner table for cuck points.

Where will you be paying respects to Jo Cox this Xmas lads?

#DoItForHer #OurJo

It's alright.

Felt the same way about bitcoins once

you fuck off autist

t. self hating Petro

>defending YKTD
Why?

Good lad. The Tories are the best operating political party on earth. That reclaiming of the middle ground from labour they did over the past few years was astonishing.

They are operators.

that's rich coming from a nonce

because while he can be annoying and rude his contributions are usually decent. certainly better than your moaning

>tfw had team Christmas lunch at a Mexican and then went Nandos with new girl from work after

>had about two weeks worth of alcohol (recommended max)

>doing this again on Wednesday

Who else here /gettingabsolutelysloshed/?

Yeah except he mistakes any ridicule and dismissal as attention and social interaction - but then if he's ignored he just assumes he's part of the furniture. It's difficult to address and repel this specific brand of useless, creepy, lonely cunt.

I defend him in these situations because I'm the one you faggots go to the second he does actually fuck off

You're all obsessed with him so the extent that you track his fucking file names and if someone has saved something he posted they're instantly YKTD and nothing they say gets respected
That or if you happen to share opinions with him (as I often do) then once again you faggots decide to jump down the person's throat.

You're much worse than he is and he's a fucking tripfag.

Why do I get sun burnt on bright cloudy days?

>nonce
Citation needed

>at least she knows that hillary is a fucking crook and good in bed
>she knows that hillary is a fucking crook and good in bed

I think any woman saying they know Hillary is good in bed is a pretty dire red flag m8

>because while he can be annoying and rude his contributions are usually decent
Are you being serious?

>You're all obsessed with him
It's almost as if he shits the thread up or something. Strange isn't it?

youtu.be/I3D6ehvqXEQ

Touching desu

>spent entire weekend in various pubs
>drank bodyweight in cider
>went dancing
>ate nothing

your degeneracy is weak

>I'm the one you faggots go to the second he does actually fuck off
Who are you? How does anyone 'go to' you if we don't even know who you are or what you stand for (the pleasures of anonymity)? Sounds like a massively inflated ego there

>tfw had opportunity to salsa dance with loads of girls on rotation but didn't
>busty one in gym kit was eyeing me up eagerly
>will regret this for months

lets decide this once and for all

strawpoll.me/11863419
strawpoll.me/11863419
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Remember when YKTD went away/dropped the trip a few months ago? Everyone started taking the piss and calling people him and saying 'put the trip back on'.

This turbo autist appears to have taken it personally.

Doesn't stop half the wankers on YT chatting shit.

Also
>goybook recommended pic
I'm fucking disgusted, if I find out who in my tiny friends list liked the relevant things for that to show up, I'm going to give them a right wallop.

I can't imagine anything more depressing than Nandos with YKTD

>giving oxygen to a tripfag
Literally giving them what they want.

>holding yourself back

you will learn

the small intermittent autism of warding him off justifies the massive, thread-ruining autism of having him here literally all the time sucking all the entertainment value of brit/pol/ down the black hole of his life. It's like washing your hands after you've had to move roadkill.

Fucking brilliant that. It's somehow worse than Leggy Blonde.
youtube.com/watch?v=FCub8r1T5Rs

>It's almost as if he shits the thread up or something. Strange isn't it?
and you faggots do the same thing

Just get yourselves a fucking trip already because you do this every thread and, if you haven't worked it out, he's not leaving.

So shut the fuck up and don't go after him every time he makes a post.

wait until he does some stupid shit.

as for the other user talking about his contributions he certainly knows more about British politics than most of Brit/pol/.
He was one of the few people I found to be wise enough to recognise the "Mummy May" threat before it hit the rest of the board.

That's the point isn't it?
You don't know who I am but I happen to share the odd political opinion with YKTD.

when that fag is around using his trip everyone goes for him and jumps down his throat.

When he isn't around the obsessed retards decide that everyone who has a similar opinion to him is him.

There are one or two other anons with similar experiences and its more bother for him not to be here than for him to be here.

If you fags would stop obsessing over him then I'd agree with you in that he should take the trip off.
Sadly you're all so fucking obsessed with him that if he ever idd drop his trip every thread for the next year and a half would be
>YOU'RE YKTD
>NO YOU'RE YKTD
>WE'RE ALL YKTD XD LADS
>FUCK THIS GUY IS YKTD HE'S BACK!
>YKTD PUT YOUR TRIP ON!

Lads what do I go as for fancy dress?

This.

He ruins these threads regardless. A Brit/pol/ thread is pretty much shit with him there.

user lI'm not talking about the "haha YKTD you're back xd" posts
I mean any time I said anything against Theresa May or the Tories when he's not around its
>YKTD do fuck off
or some other response of the like.

But we sons of Britannia are descended from the great King Brutus, the first King of Britain. We're not Nordcucks.

moaners BTFO

>you do this every thread
Second thread I have posted in tonight...

>the rest of this post
Pure condensed autism.

kangs etc

Anyone else smoking up all night?

I think you need to get over yourself pretty sharpish.

6 votes
>66

>666

What

great turn out, a really representative poll

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Ever stop to think that its not the same 2 or 3 people moaning, but collectively over time probably 20 or 30 people?

We all moan a couple of times, realise its a waste, then ignore him. Then some other user moans

An endless chain of moaning, with an easy way to break it

>second thread I have posted in tonight
I was hoping you'd understand that "you" is plural as well as singular in the English language.

no u

Stop posting porn.

Bizarre that someone can't understand such a basic joke. Like if someone made a favourable post about crisps, and someone replied "alright, chill out Lineker" - they're not actually suggesting the poster is Gary Lineker in disguise, or being mean to the poster in any way, it's just a throwaway gag.
You're the one writing an essay about him, don't take it so personally.

>If there's grass on the wicket, let's play cricket

>implying you can't tell anyway
Oh, I wonder who could be posting the same shit over and over.

This also. You start ignoring him, and then someone else comes in and moans instead so fuck it, tell the cunt he isn't welcome.

I'm not actually YKTD was pretending to be him the other day because I got buttblasted and the name stuck. Whatever tho desu

Wish I got off with that gym kit girl. She was so energetic yet curvy. Thicc thighs and big boobs. Big hips with a little bit of chub but not too much.

I really want a gf man I'm dying here

Put an order in with dealer 2 weeks ago and still heard fuck all.

I'd eat basically anything wrapped in pastry

any type of meat or fruit anyway, fuck vegetable pies

Using my custom hookah makes me smoke so much, yet use so little.

is it disgraceful that Hitler brought more bantz than brits in WW2?

youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU

>my gf dumped me on holiday in june
>haven't even kissed anyone since then

>Oh, I wonder who could be posting the same shit over and over.
I might say the same for you if you continue to bitch about him, trust me I've given the fucker some stick myself but it doesn't do anything other than focus the thread on him, look we're still chatting about this fucking nonce and he's not even posted in the thread for almost half an hour.

wasn't he cucked by the Wermacht a bunch of times?

I don't get it.

What are the southern rail strikes over?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38287637
Also what the fuck is with them making such a big fucking fuss over fucking trousers? I doubt anyone gives a toss about our PM's trousers

And fucking stop with the fucking drama you twats, if you all just leave it it's a non fucking issue (I know this doesn't help but this makes these threads insufferable)

Oh lads I am laffin at your patheticness. I fucked five girls at the weekend and I wasn't even trying. What the hell is wrong with you all?

>haven't had a gf in 30 months
>haven't kisseda gril in 16 months
>almost 21
>live in London

I'm pathetic

I think the joke is that they'd already invaded half those countries

The tripcode is a red herring, what they don't like is the personality, as proven by the aggressive shilling against anyone with conservative, anti-Tory views when I stopped posting here for a while

Deano pls ur embarrassing us