I will be mentoring a kid

So Sup Forums I just got the news that I will be the "big brother" mentor of this one kid. He has two lesbian Mom's of the Mom's is pregnant. The kid I will be mentoring is 8 years old and is apparently smart but is having trouble in school.
The parents will be paying for me to take the kid out on activities.

He is having problems in school with his teacher being a dick to him and stuff. I have my own ideas for how I want to indoctrinate and change this kids life.

>What should I teach him Sup Forums I want your ideas

Please get off this website and don't ruin this kids life.

Fuck off I'm gonna teach him things so he can grow into any type of person he wants to be.

how to think, a classical educastion.

Tell him to let his hater be his motivators, also yolo and bros before hos

He'll turn out fine

Tell him that his parents are abominations that will hang on the day of rope and that homosexuality is a tool the kikes are using to undermine white civilization.

>i have my own ideas for how I want to indoctrinate and change this kids life

please fucking do this

but dont redpill him

completely and utterly fuck him up

post results to pol

I would recommend reading King, Warrior, Magician, Lover.

do you really think a kid wants to be like us? Depressed as shit knowing the world is fucked? Let him be and actually enjoy his childhood.

Make sure you casually bring up stories that talk about a father's influence on you our people you know.

You are retarded if you think this is what I am going to do to him. I am going to teach him how to grow into any kind of person he wants and not to let anyone stop you from doing what you want.

You're clueless
What if he wants to grow up to be a genderfuild dragonkin ?

You should first and foremost acknowledge you're not up to the task so keep our bullshit ideas to yourself. You want to help this kid ? Teach him some mathematics and physics, it's the best way for him to get a job later on in life

I am up to the task. I am going to instill values into this kid that I learned from boy scouts and from life. I am going out for milkshakes with this kid I am not his actual teacher

That's worthless.. Unless you come from a destitute family yourself and somehow turned your life around to become a millionaire you don't have much life lessons to give him
Just shut your stupid mouth and let the kid have some fun

primarily given the kid has two fags as parents, make sure it doesnt go deviant, although if they are loving also make sure to keep their love, no need to break the family

I did come from a destitute family became a drug addict and almost killed myself but now I am a firefighter so lol go fuck yourself hahaha. Why did you think they asked me to be the mentor?

A suicidal ex-druggie loser telling me to go fuck myself
That's cute

:)

Make him a chad pussy slayer

>A fucking frog

Probably still more than you've achieved desu

This

Also Christianity

Wait until he's a little older for that

If you're trying to roast someone avoid ending your sentence with weeb shit dumbass

>Sup Forums

You do know you are on a website that is literally based on being a weeb?

Teach him HOW TO THINK and maybe confront that teacher.

>and now let me explain how the jewish conspiracy all has something to do with integral digits on an brazillian fart porn distribution network

>mfw was taken off the mentoring program in sixth form because I told the kids (11-13yr olds)
>if you're gunna do cocaine or heroine just be safe and don't overdose

Teach him the values you learned as a firefighter. I'm serious, stuff like teamwork and courage. Kids love firemen, so you're in a very good position.

if you can somehow explain to him that most of history is indeed (HIS) (STORY) - if you can ingrain that one truth into him, everything else should fall into place from there

Get some pizza

>when you tell him about the jews....

>newfag doesn't know about the nigger filters
Smh

Honestly I think the kid just needs a masculine role model in his life right now. Before you redpill him or teach him about critical thinking, just make sure he's OK emotionally. Kids with same sex parents are often emotionally fucked up. Maybe he has issues he can't discus with either mom.

First, teach him how to feel secure and confident with himself. Then teach him about civic values. Do not teach him about the ZOG or pizzagate or anything else like that.

Teach him about fitness because women don't know shit about it.

So happy I clicked that

Unironically show him this place. I was shown this place at a fairly young age and became redpilled. Before leaving to college I showed other kids this place to. I tried to redpill all my friends with it and it ended up working with many of them. Cuck quickly became a common insult in my highschool. And when I left I knew that I had done something to fix society in some way.

Kids are really fucking drawn to this place as it's so edgy, rebellious, and "mysterious" in some ways. And Tbh, I wouldn't be surprised if this board isn't already mostly underage. All the Sup Forums underage kids eventually end up here because the edgy Nazi shit draws them in over time. Even though many will likely disagree with me here for letting underage fags come here, I think it is an important sacrifice for the good of the next generation. Remember that everyone you show this place will eventually show their friends this place. And everyone that comes here will swallow at least one redpill during their stay. If not all of them.

>Be me
>Be a grown, neo-conservative because of some peer mentor from elementary and middle school
>Grow up to become wealthy business man
>Live life by all my doctrines, taught too me as a young child, religiously
>Have young trophy virgin wife with blond hair
>Have a portrait of the most important man from my youth next to a portrait of God Emperor Trump in my office
>Abide by a set of old rules from an old Chinese image board
>Straighten out my tie
>Trust in the word of the Right, the Alt-Right, and the Holy Zimzam
>Step out of my office as the new president of the US

I guess what I'm trying to say is teach the boy to be the new God Emperor, and puppet him from the shadows of a Mongolian Image Board on the verge of bankruptcy

OP, you have a golden opportunity here, but you also don't want to fuck this kid up.

You can teach him how to be a man. YOU. Women can't teach boys how to be men. That's what he's hungering for. A male mentor.

How to do that and not fuck it up. SET AN EXAMPLE. You won't need to indoctrinate him, or red pill him. All you have to do is be a shining example of manhood.

Do man stuff with him. Fix cars. Go for a joy ride after fixing it. Keep your word. (while saying 'A man always keeps his word'). Be calm and inspiring. (you know his moms have drama). Be strong but not forceful. Strong, confident. Nod and smile at him when he does well.

Be every leader you wanted to follow as a boy. You won't have to 'teach' him anything about being a man. He'll pick it up.

You don't have to teach a kid how to be a good man

You just have to let them observe you being one

Every time you move your finger or take a breath, it better be to show the kid how a man moves his finger and how a man breathes. Every little thing you do is observed and studied by the child.

Also, if you have money you should spend all of it showing the kid every opportunity in the world. They should visit every continent at least once before they turn 18. If you don't have enough money to do this, you shouldn't be around children.

Redpilling the kid should be the least of your concerns, take him on fun activities.
Dad-son kind of stuff, things his mothers can't do.
Sports, racing, building, create a bond with him like his older brother and he might open up to you and talk to you about his emotional issues etc, then redpilling will be easy, if you're s good big brother he will want to imitate you and learn from you.
Once you're past this which is your main priority then you can teach him critical thinking, source checking, to make up his own opinions, etc and then drop the redpills.

You can show this place to an edgy teenager, but not to a fucking 8 year old.

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Looks like you guys have some reading and discussing to do

Teach him how to be the alpha chad. Make his life great

>Trusting Sup Forums with children

What could go wrong?

redpill him beyond recognition

make it so that his mother calls you angry because her son is obsessed with hitler

I am unconvinced living as a chad is the best life.

Would you want to be chad? I personally would go the Ubermensch route but baby steps user baby steps

no I don't think I would want to be a Chad.

I think a different route than Chad's is required to reach the Ubermensch level.

You have to be chad on the outside but willing to be open minded and have autism on the inside. This is the optimal way to live.

Well that is contingent on your image of Chad. To me chad symbolizes a person of social, physical and intellectual prowess. An alpha. Without any required outside force mind you.

>open minded

Being intelligent and logical would cover that in my view.

ah yes, see I imagine Chad as a bonehead who happens to look good and does whatever he wants because he knows that the women crave his dick.

I am not sure how widely my definition is accepted over yours.

Although I knew what you meant by Alpha. I'm just worried about their philosophy, a house without foundations will sink into the sand.

That's true I believe a general alpha mentorship or education would be beneficial for most young men growing up. God knows it would have helped me.

yea, now I have to make up for it myself.

Don't try hard. Just be a male role model. This kid has enough people telling him how to be and what to do. Just be with him.

As a physics grad, it is absolutely not the best way to get a job later on in life.

Get him interested in software. That's the ticket.

I don't support faggots influencing children.

This. Start him off using Scratch. Building block coding with a good community/forum for sharing projects and learning.

Teach him how to do algebra.

For fucks sake don't try to redpill an 8 year old.

Just be a positive male role model. Play catch, teach him to ride a bike, help him with his math homework. Dad shit.