Why do white people love mayonnaise?

Why do white people love mayonnaise?

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It has a salty flavor; white people love the taste of sale
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fat and salt taste good

It's good mixed with hotsauce

What?

it's real yummy

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I could take it or leave it.

the dairy repels asians and the subtle flavor scares off niggers

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Most mayo is made with soybean oil

But mayo is really fucking easy to make at home, takes just a few seconds, look into it

nah

Its revolting

Pic related is so much better

Im white and I hate whipped egg.

Its fucking disgusting

It's alright, you know what really pisses me off though? When you buy a chicken burger from KFC and they put like two table spoons of mayonnaise on it.

YOU CANT EVEN TASTE THE CHICKEN, JUST FUCKING MAYONNAISE.

It really grinds my gears

>Why do white people love mayonnaise?
Because the sauce is white. Are you fucking colorblind?

>KFC
>in Africa
I can't even imagine the horrors

mayo ruins everything it touches, what the hell is that flavor? some kind of detergent?

>KFC
>in SA
oh god...
just run man!
RUN!

That is just mayo with garlic you aspertard

Its good man, probably one of the first american franchises to come here. Churches chicken was here for a while as well but it failed, that was also good.

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Look how they wash the chicken at KFC here

Eggs, oil, and acetic acid.

>ctrl+f great lube
>0 hits
weaklings

HOW?!
HOW DO YOU ONLY GET NIGGER FOOD?!
You have to come home white man!
Please! come home white man!

how can people in africa even afford to eat there? arent u all like starving and shit?

Its pretty cheap, I mean now days McDonalds is the same price as KFC so fuck MC, KFC is better.

Just too much mayo sometimes

mayonnaise is made from eggs
the progenitor of the chicken was domesticated in the East and was eventually introduced to European soil thousands of years ago. Groups that did not excel in raising animals for future gains, animal husbandry, breeding, etc., would not be able to easily access eggs as Europeans would. This is the same reason why white people like milk.

Milk is truly the white man's drink

Eggs are white, milk is white, white people are dying out and whitr.

It goes well on a turkey club or a spicy chicken sandwich.

You also need it to make a tuna fish sandwich or making an egg salad sandwich. You just flat out need mayo for sandwiches. Got a tomato and some bread? Mayo brings them both together.

But that's as far as it goes. Fucking nasty ass shit on anything else but a sandwich.

I like miracle whip

it's just eggs, vinegar, and sugar whipped up

I'm guessing the vinegar is the main reason whites like it, just like eating vinegar chips

It's a great lube for jacking off

Mayo is for plebs. Aioli is where it's at.

Vinegar on fish and chip make me homesick for Britain

What condiments do you like?

I'm a dry-docker tho

Why do slavs love mayonez?

still tastes really good

Who doesn't love mayo? I use it on almost everything I eat.

Its a subtle flavor.

White people cooking is all about elevating the taste of ingredients, not hiding them.

Mayonnaise is made from eggs, which means its something that cannot be made from rotten food. It is the taste of purity. It also cannot hide the taste of rotten food the way spices can.

Which means Mayo is delicious on Fresh meats, like ground beef, fresh ham, and so on.

I just remembered, my dad eats bacon and mayo sandwiches

I lek may0 on cresps

I worked at subway and I can assure you the meme of black people not liking mayo is untrue

my dad likes mayo and banana or mayo and pineapple sandwiches

It's where White power comes from, you can't have any.

Wait, the sweet ones that you usually eat with nutella or marmelade? Or the fried ones with ham and cheese?

Hellmann's is not mayonnaise, it's processed white goo.

I can totally get that. I can imagine the textures and flavors. Toasted bread or regular?

Mayonaise lowers testosterone

Found the nigger

what the shit

Because our cuisine isn't centered around shit like trying to make lemonade from free lemons and sugar packets.

regular. he also likes to eat pear salad. which is half a canned pear with a big scoop of mayo in the middle and cheese on top with a cherry.

wtf I'm white now

Awful. Not the worst I've seen though, which was mayonnaise on soup.

Found the low test

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why can't Latinos throw their shit paper into the toilet like real people?

It's just a mystery of the cosmos m8

I heard about this from my dad who went to SA recently. Apparently like every single shanty town in SA has a goddamn KFC.

Mayo's pretty damn good for flavor when you go keto

The fat cunt should run a marathon for charity

Ditch the cheese and cherry and it's pearfectly fine. The textures go well with eachother, and if it's home made mayo, you could zest it up with a bit of lemon so it would work even better

>whites only like mayo

WRONG!

Also Hellman's is awfully salty.

It's good on sandwiches.

It baffles me that amerilards love "mac and cheese"

>hellman's
Literally soybean paste.

>tfw you know exactly what eating a spoonful of mayo tastes like

>melted cheese and pasta
What's not to love, bean man?

White person here
I fucking hate mayo

>my dad eats bacon and mayo sandwiches

That's a poor man's BLT.

Nah, that's a meat eaters BLT. L and T are the cheapest parts.

>slice of tomato
>black pepper
>mayonnaise
>bread

GOOD shit

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>Why do white people
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Do not fall for them.

mayo is too spicy for me