How is Sup Forums gonna spin this one?

How is Sup Forums gonna spin this one?

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absolutely american

fpbp

what did he do this time? what does it have to do with rick perry? I was here before the trump movement gained any traction and I don't really care what he does or what people think about him, he's a shabbos goy and anybody saying otherwise is just denying reality

Q: Is Texas the best
A: Hell yes

Thanks for reminding me that I need to buy a Single Action Army. I'll add it to the list.

Just bantz

what is it with Americans and guns? Is this some cowboy thing?

I spent a summer in dallas and I beg to differ. The entire city was dirty, poor, rude, uneducated wanna be gansters. its literally just freeways with concrete buildings dropped in what ever space isnt taken up by another fucking on ramp. I turned down $80k a year straight out of college cause I refused to live in that gas station bathroom of a city.

>In this April 15, 2010 file photo, Texas Gov. Rick Perry fires a six shooter filled with blanks as NASCAR driver Colin Braun looks on at an event in downtown Fort Worth, Texas.

Really on top of current events there, OP.

He's the Secretary of energy now

Fpbp

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You arent wrong... Im guessing you didnt look around much though. Frisco, Ft worth, Garland, McKenny, Rowlett, Denton.... the whole central texas corridor is pretty awesome . You must have been stuck right in the wretched heart of the city. If you say Oakcliff i wont be suprised you ran away screaming. Its likebOakland California circa 1990 transported into the present day.

That's what you get for being stupid enough to not get a job in Fort Worth or Plano in the dfw area.

Hi KKK.

Fpbp

Oh shit.
I didn't know the Klan had a presence on Sup Forums

He was the governor of Texas

Is he a good pick? Bad pick? Meh pick? SOMEONE TELL ME ALREADY I HAVE TO KNOW.

>Hardcore Texan in the whitehouse

Its the madman comfy pick

The current guy is a nuclear physicist among other things and Rick Perry is uh...Rick Perry?

>How is Sup Forums gonna spin this one?

They won't. This board always have been nothing, but tailgaters from the get go. And because they can't see what kind of issues are already brewing, their bitter awakening throughout the next year will be a glorious torrent of butthurt.

youtu.be/0uvmKnFY4uk

Yeah, kind of. Basically, when we were still a European colony, we were mostly independent and fought wars with other European powers (mostly France) and natives (some of who who sided with France). When were weren't fighting other humans, there were plenty of of animals to shoot, either because we wanted to eat them, or because "OH FUCK, IT'S A BEAR". Which we ate, because why not celebrate killing a godless furry killing machine by eating it?

After we got done fighting the British (the French helped, probably to get back at the British who we had helped fight France earlier) we went about conquering the continent. Which meant shooting pretty much everything that crossed our path.

Then we had a big disagreement between the North and South and took time out conquering natives to slaughter each other for five years or so. Then, when that was settled, we got back to slaughtering natives. Once that was done, we settled down in time to go overseas and slaughter Spaniards and in the span of four decades made two trips to Europe to slaughter Germans. Which is ironic, since Germans are the largest ethnic group in the U.S.

The fact is, our whole society is built around conquest and killing shit. Granted, the left did a pretty good job of trying to stomp that out starting in the late 1960's on through the 1970's, 1980's and into the 1990's. But then we figured out what they were doing and bowed up on them. So, now we're more heavily armed than ever with a gun for every man, woman and child in the U.S.

It's who we are. We're an empire that doesn't call itself that with a citizenry that's armed to the teeth. It's part of our culture and heritage.

>nuclear physicist; sits around studying atoms - low energy
>rick perry, Texas, comes out shooting guns - high energy

what better man to take the post of sec of energy

KKK

Wtf I love Rick Perry now

Huh. Well, butter my biscuits. This is gonna be fun.

I got a freedom boner
My ex governor is a goddam man. Yeah he's kinda retarded and simple, but what a man...

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