How can one country be so fucked?

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>anime
>english teachers
>tsunamis
>robots
>sex everything
>perverted culture

how can japan be so fucked?

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>emu

can i come to australia? i want to find beautiful blond girl friend

i think australian girl it the most beautiful

Wish we had as much nihongo teachers as japan has eigo teachers

fuck off english teacher

australian slags are gross. i will look at pictures of cute australian girls if anyone has them though.

REEEEEEE

i am not a teacher

i am university student

Because the Satsuma rebellion failed to defeat Emperor Meiji and restor the rule of the samurai over Japan.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satsuma_Rebellion

no it's not.

shut up gaijin

Only in a twice nuked country...

Only in a twice nuked country.

i am not gaijin

how do you know the word?

Yeah that sounds like a good time.

Anyone at all?

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppp

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I'd rather side with the perverts than the people who lose to fucking birds in a war.

You forgot that it's irradiated, and nobody really wanted to fuck each other even when they were fertile.

excuse me
>australia lost against prehistoric dinosaur birds

They were emus, not god damn cassowaries.

Was it the nature of time that the old ways had to give in?

>Australia
>cucked by chickens
>the ony animal o their coutry that doesn't want their death
yea, nah...

japan is ok

imagine all your chickens turned into Emu's then you will be fucked

Coming from an Aussie?
I'd rather be in Japan than your nasty hillbilly desert chink land.

>Implying there is much of a difference

If at least it was abo's you were talking aout but it's just some fucking birds

aussie girls are pretty hot
I don't blame you for wanting to invade their country and banzai that pussy

Low test

coping mechanism that worked after getting nuked

Ok jamal

Any explanation as to why are english teachers such faggots? it seems as if they despise japan's bigoted conformist society with passion and are moslty libshit cucks, yet they study the language and go live there. How does that work?

yellow fever and anime autism

>anime
>english teachers
>robots
>sex everything
>perverted culture
>fucked

It's like heaven on earth

Because this.
youtube.com/shared?ci=74TpMr_SaEg

>not much difference

these fuckers have claws and teeth you know..

they can insta pin you down and kill you

are emus good to eat?

no, they say its good, but why would you eat the animal on your coat of arms?

same goes with kangaroo

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>One hour and twenty minutes.
Your whore of a mother has time for that.

I guess, but just imagine a samurai government in 2016, it would be rad.

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I guess, but just imagine a samurai government in 2016, it would be rad.

>One hour and twenty minutes.
Your whore of a mother has time for that.

HEY I'm thinking of moving to Japan, but I'm terrible with languages. How crucial is it that I learn Japanese before I moved there? I would probably be an au pair

And? Your guys used fucking machineguns and somehow still got cucked by them.

i think japs love english speaking people, like they gets the hots for it

ive been told jap girls hate seeing the same man (jap man)


>implying a 1914 gun with shit ammp can mow down dinosaur birds

Looks like you missed the joke.
I don't blame you, they are the last swedish uys who defend their cuture so I'm not surprised either. Link related
>youtube.com/watch?v=Ylyqoxh-cXk

>Implying it can resist .30-06 rounds
Your damage control is showing

I could never eat a roo, they are too cute.

I don't get it, what's the problem with that video poi?

>only 986 of the roughly 20,000 emus were killed
1 machine gun
1000 emus dead

thats alot, too much for a perspective

>anime
You haven't seen Amurrican cartoons l8ly, they suck wayyy worse...

>Not eating any meat you find
>Not eating it's heart raw to gain it's power
You're asking for it aussie, especially in a country where any animal wants your death

The question is not "how can they be so fucked". The real question is how can west be even more fucked?

>>english teachers
pic related

HOWAITO PIGGU GO HOME

thank you Germany you truly are our greatest ally

Just wanted to know: are most of your females ugly as fuck? Cause anytime I see ordinary people, it is not even near to those who are shown on TV.

10/10
Not a single fucking jap knows how to speak English or another language that their own.
You'll just literally Won't be able to communicate with anyone.

Should have brought out at least 5 and set proper kill zones, taking their escape movements onto account.

>pic related
This being said, does Commandant Teste have a specific edge on other seaplane tenders?

They are very good.
I'll Check out they music, maybe that will wash away the disappointment that Metallica's Hardwired left me.

I'm going to be level with you
I did never expect a niconico video going into this thread

They really are.

And they put historical references everywhere, hence why I love them
>youtube.com/watch?v=bweO9RPNyCw

you just don't get it poi~

anime haters need to be sent to the gas chambers poi~

Are you a nigger? The least you could do is learn to speak the language and no they will not cater to you if you don't.

>went to Japan once
>liked it
>also liked my own country
>learned jap
>joined a company that is currently expanding into Japan
>got myself a place as manager for the expansion
>will be able to work in a dutch culture company in Japan to combine best of both
Life is looking good

You'd be better off learning Japanese first but you wouldn't get anywhere being another one of those JETs that doesn't speak nip, not being able to read roadsigns, ask for directions etc. you especially won't last if you don't learn Japanese so you would be better off if you at least knew some.

You'll survive if you live in Tokyo, but I wouldn't recommend it. 'Tis a horrible place that slowly but surely drains your soul.

That's the case everywhere, I'm afraid, it's always the prettiest people who tend to become actors and models. Except if it's a fat acceptance movement thing. Personally, I think Japan has less ugly people, but also fewer stunningly beautiful ones.

Bismarck a cute poi~

Just read the Wikipedia article.
All their music is about war and battles; ¿Do the others swedes give them trouble about that?
I would not expect them to be liked over there.

agreed, bucky

No idea, they would be foolish to because it's worth a damn couple of history lessons imo

I'm comin for your Australian waifus

It looks great to be you, man. (you wanted to hear that, i know it)
>That's the case everywhere
Well, I dont have that problem here. We have ugly fucks both on TV and IRL.
>but also fewer stunningly beautiful ones
Cute and not a fucking whore would be like 10 out of 10 for me already.

The only thing you are capable of nuking is your frozen pizza

They have the comfiest culture on Earth. The question is how can the rest of the world be so fucked?

Thank you man

Any cumture can be comfy af tho...
>pic somewhat related
I really want one with that on the roof because fo reasons

Other countries properly heat their houses so they don't have to sleep under coffee tables.

>heating empty air
Wasteful
Also not comfy