You wake up

>you wake up
>this is the headline of your newspaper
>wat do

We nuke the US because Queen's territory.

Trudeau blows a man

Check online because nobody reads newspapers anymore

Silently nod in agreement and continue scrolling

>annex

Why go through all that trouble? Canada is a lost cause. Best to start over.

pic related

Please no, I don't want Cuckada becoming part of the electorate.

>2072
why am I still alive?

protect my son's uncut penis from the rabbis at all cost

Attempt to enlist in the USAF.

Try to give a fuck, but fail miserably.

shoot up some heroin and go back to sleep

Grab my rake

>We nuke the US

Are you sure about that?

Neat! I needed this flag for my collection!

You realize 215 nukes alone can end western civilization in a night, right?

Go out and get a new water chip, since the old one's broken.

Do you realize that's how the fucking game i got this from ended?

First: Rare.
Secondly:
>Audibly keks
>Await the invasion of the US
>Going by history, the super powers should unite against them
>Let them be defeated and cucked by a fairytale that they have killed 6 gorillion leafs in gardening camps

Start building a wall to keep the asians out.

Canada would surrender before ever going to war with us

now hold on some of his info checks out. he said le weed man sucks D

we need to proceed with caution just in case all of his info checks out. we need seal team 6 to snipe tories just to test the waters

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So? 215 nukes can destroy all of the US.

50+ nukes can destroy a country. Why do you think the west has not invaded N. Korea? Because they have

this is the AMERICAN answer

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Wake up

See news

"Nice"

Smoke a bowl then watch Netflix.

We offer each entering Asian an opportunity to accept or reject an own-foot-shooting business shortcut and accept those who reject the idea.

Help Americans out to fuck up some Canacucks.

UNITE BURGER AND LEAF

>ALL THE HEALTH BENEFITS OF A SALAD WITHOUT SACRIFICING THE PROTEIN

don't know what you're on about but no chinks allowed

Democrats Eternal Winners

Nah we tend to cleanse the natives.