Apologize

Apologize

>movies not out yet
>already 57 reviews
makes me think

>Politicizing Star Wars

I hate 2016

Another movie for Sup Forums to go apeshit over that will go on to be a smash box office hit?

Was Zootopia and The Force Awakens not enough losing for you guys?

Why didn't you mention Ghostbusters?

This, it's rife with it. Political allegory, SJW-ism and shoehorned female power fantasies, the whole gamut

I can't watch anymore

Literally what did she mean by this?

Zootopia was pretty gud 2bh, force awakens was gay

Press screenings

>Rotten Tomatoes is owned by Warner Bros.
>Trusting the Jews at RottenTomatoes

what are pre-screens?

That glass door in front of the screen door usually

What did you expect from (((J.J. Abrams)))?

>Rogue One
>supporting a terrorist group

Wew lads, didn't know you were so blue pilled.

> Jedi vs. Le Ebil Drumph

> ignores Ghostbusters
> ignores plethora of other meme films

Really making me think.

>what did she mean by this

Be a good goy and go watch Rouge One or as we experts like to call it fuck-the-patriarchy-and-own-with-western-culture The Movie

How does this have anything to do with Trump?
Anyone???

>Asian stereotypes
>muh stronk womyn stereotypes
>muh white supremacy stereotypes

Seems like exactly the sort of thing that's good for Trump. Slightly comedically racist with hamfisted "social commentary" that people got tired of a long time ago.

Empire wins though

Would explain westworld...

The hackers are the good guys in this movie

>people spending a shit ton of money going to the movies, keeping people employed and stimulating the economy
>Donald Trump's worst nightmare

What?

What? Sup Forums loves Zootopia.

Many critiques of the original trilogy pointed out allegories to the Vietnam war. Arguably they were seeing a Rorschach blot from Luca's seemingly child-like view of war as a backdrop and not as a political statement.

>A-atleast we still have three moovieeez!!!Heh- losers.

>Star Wars invokes thoughts of Trump in the mind of all liberals
I fail to see how this is his nightmare.

Who cares? I mean, it's Hollywood, you can't expect a shit from them. Go see the movie if you want, enjoy it and let your like keep going.

You are not going to see nothing but SJW garbage if you choose a blockbuster, deal with it.

>its not racist when we do it

>Lets alienate half of our projected audience with political clap-trap, surely that will help our revenue stream

Just fuck my shit up senpai, they should cast Kapernick in the next one and just drive it home for White America

>reverse seats for Rogue One
>stay at home

Is this going to hurt them?

These people are so fucking easy to pander to selling an entire lifestyle to retarded elitist leftists beats selling Merica shit to poor retarded whites.

>Nothing could stop Trump... except the new Star Wars film! Right guys?

Sad, to be quite honest lads

the first one was obviously about the nazis

*reserve

Sorry.

Not anymore, they've actually given up trying to make money in order to push virtue-signalling shit nobody watches. Pic related, also FemGhostbusters

That nigger argentinian made me laugh so hard, thanks.

Fucking bombed

fuck star wars
no one should go see these dumb movies

>Give a bad rating to a movie that goes THAT far out of its way to push the jew envelope
>never get contracted ever again

GREAT FUGGEN MOVIE
11/10
6 MILLION STARS

Sup Forums B T F O

>see shitload of threads about rouge one reviews
>think - wait what, isnt this movie coming out in like months
>realize its half of dezember already


fug ;_;

>American Education

We need some more right wing indie film producers.

I avoided the last one because of the token nigger and mary sue stronk queen who slay yas yas!
I was considering watching this one because it looked ok and wasn't pandering as hard, this sealed the deal. Day one pirate, I won't be giving these fucks a cent

yes yes everything's the nazis

Just stream it. You'll get to laugh at all the bullshit while not enriching the cunts.

I saw tons of ads for this on Fox News. Did they really think an anti-gun movie is something the Fox News audience would be interested in?

>going to the cinema

Yeah, nah.

>Can't pause the film to go for a piss.
>Cunts always talking throught it.
>Popcorn costs more than diamonds.
>Uncomfortable shitty seats.

How is it current year and people are still falling for the motion celluloid jew?

pol is clearly the best column.

>Apologize
I'm so sorry to have to point this out.

Star Wars: The Red One.

Cultural marxist propaganda.

>American education

2016 is objectively the best year we've had in a long time.

I like to bring my food, make me feel like a terrorist sneaking mistrels in, also that arkwark walk to the bathroom through the seats.

Dude, Force Awakens is shitty but in a totally boring and unremarkable way.

Rogue One is the most cringeworthy female power fantasy you'll ever see in your life. It was deliberately written as a film about "strong women defeating a white supremacist organization".

I saw part of Force Awakens but I really just don't care about Star Wars any more. Rogue One will never be seen by me. I can't even sit through the Marvel movies, they are embarrassing and boring, like, how is it possible to take such outlandish and wild stories and make them any blander than than the MCU? Oh man I am SO excited to see Robert Downey Junior walk on stilts AGAIN while making non-jokes to his non-friends in front of real green screens!

he didnt direct this one

Wait, so it's even worse than "episode 7"?
I thought nothing could be worse than that.

>rich get richer as the plebs watch their latest cash cow franchise release and absolutely nothing changes
we did it reddit!

We sure do.

>I see conspiracise everywhere

For memes I agree, other then that it's been shit.

didnt the ghost busters movie have good reviews in advanced screenings.

didnt that piece of shit not break even when adding in the cost of advertising

Ghostbusters was a flop.

Projection: The Post

You just know they shoe-horned some blatant counter signal in at the last minute, like the Walking-dead finale when Negan grabbed that girl by the pussy

Finn got cucked hard though, almost dies for some girl and she just and he's still just a friend.

Zootopia was redpilled as fuck.

>stereotypes often turn out to be true
>discrimination works both ways
>politicians are shady and corrupt
>fearmongering is a tactic used by the elite to keep people docile
>some people are just naturally better at certain things
>the only way to make up for your natural disadvantages is through really hard work
>disliking a certain group of people doesn't mean you can't work with or even be friends with one of them
>diversity is useful in small doses but generally people prefer to stick with their own kind and that's usually for the best

Execute Order 66.

so it's seen by a bunch of leftists
who cares
we'll see what happens when the general public gets a chance to see it

>Jews are this desperate

they fucking have lost control. We could end up in a nuclear war (thanks Germany for paying for 3 2nd strike nuke options for the Jews) or it could all collapse on them. their entire house of cards. This is what Dr. Pierce always predicted.

That's right

No surprise here. Reviewers are either paid or always accomodate their opinion to the popular view. People read reviews only to hear what they want, so reviewers can't dissapoint if they want the shekels.

Maybe their plan was to make conservative old people (read: people who don't know how bit torrent works) go see it so they could get angry and complain about where the country is going.

The only reason Force Awakens succeeded as much as it did was because of nostalgia and despite all the red flags people decided to give it a chance.

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And what does Donald Trump have to do with Star Wars?

Best year of my life so far and I remember when the wall fell.

Disney has made a fatal mistake. They have encroached on people's autism even further than that of the big companies in vidya. There will be consequences.

stop this fuckin dumb operation you fuckin imbeciles

keks this was going to happen, they've destroyed the franchise with their retarded propaganda

A kid movie and a already established movie franchise. Really cooks my noodle famm a lam

True. Force Awakens would not have been good enough in and of itself to spawn a new franchise or earn the shekels and praise it did.

This, Zootopia is redpilled as fuck in some aspects.

He's of course Hitler and the left can't stop thinking about him.

I want Star Wars to die already.
It was always manchildren garbage.

>what is Angry Birds

Bingo

PO BTFO!!!

HOW WILL DRUMPF EVER RECOVER!?!?!

(sage)

When the thing you see everywhere is a centrally controlled media that expounds a certain narrative across all spectrum, it is not hard to see an obvious connection. everywhere. Because media is everywhere.

Fake norwegian.

Satanic trips of truth.. like the old ones are okay but these people that obsess over it are cringey and always have been

Remember high Ghostbusters scores from critics and how hard it flopped ?
Remember low Suicide Squad and BvS scores from critics and how it made loads of profit ?

Noone is taking critics seriously anymore.

fuck man i really respect gareth edwards as a dude and you know he just jumped at the opportunity to make a star wars movie and had to deal with all this bs

10 bucks says the 'reshoots' were to add in more propaganda. the empire probably came across as a nuanced villain in the original cut, and then (((DISNEY))) couldn't handle that and demanded reshoots showcasing hitler / trump parallels

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BvS wasn't even a bad superhero movie. There was obviously some weird shit cut from the film but it felt suitably grandiose and had some great choreography, and yet the whole media seemingly was paid by Marvel to turn BvS into some kind of redheaded stepchild. It was way better than either of the recent Spiderman movies and most of the Marvel films.

I didn't see SS but it seems to be trying something a little different so that's at least a plus.

>manchildren and hambeasts like a childrens movie

GRUMPF ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

This is like the articles that came out about Ghostbusters and how the movie smashed the patriarchy or some shit. Just SJWs reaching preconceived conclusions based on their ideological bent.

Dude this movie was so heavy handed I had to break it up into two chunks to watch. Snyder does this shit every time, his only good movie is Dawn of the Dead. Everything else is good cinematography and shit tier direction.

If you rely on "expert opinions" for enjoying movies you're essentially illiterate.

>white women lead people of color against white men

Yeah that's a lot of bullshit. And where were all these non-whites who supposedly make up the Rebel Alliance during the first movie? The Rebel Alliance wasn't even shown have many non-human members until Return of the Jedi.

I'm not saying that non-white people have no place in Star Wars, but these retards saying that the Empire is white people and that the Rebel Alliance represents multikulti are turning Star Wars into something that it is not.