>tfw fell for the Conservative Christian wife meme
>got married in college cause didn't believe in premarital sex
>get laid once a month, twice if it's my birthday
>always missionary with lights off
>never got to try oral or butt stuff
>slave away raising 3 shitbrick kids (all boys)
Could have spent my 20s throat fucking liberal arts skanks to help them "find themselves"
Anyone else /wrongpath/ here?
When your body is old, and your dick doesn't work anymore and your wife is barren...you will be happy to have those 3 sons.
Why. Because his wife will fuck his sons in an orgy?
>getting married early so you can get laid
There's your mistake, the purpose of marriage isn't sex, its children.
>butt stuff
Absolutely disgusting
wow, I'm out here cumming balls deep into my Brazilian girlfriend debating on whether I want to go get a conservative and virgin wife. She literally fucking me whenever I grab her, and gives me blowjobs on command. Thank you for changing my mind leaf. I forgot the autism on this board is incredibly strong and I let the memes get into me.
>Could have spent my 20s throat fucking liberal arts skanks to help them "find themselves"
Not when you're too ugly to even get your wife interested. It's good to keep fantasies, though
That hurts bro. There's always hookers at least.
Just corrupt your wife.
Are you absolutely, 100% sure those kids are yours
Do your wifes sons look like you? If yes then you have carried out your genetic programming and everything else is irrelevant. You have done what monkeys have done since time began for the monkey, your work is done and you may die now if you so please.
You're complaining that you found a conservative Christian woman to marry and have children with?
Also this
Why would you only fuck once a month? You're a dumbass not a Christian. You should've been facefucjing your wife 3 times a day. Shit I had sex 4 times a day for a while. I'm Christian btw.
...
You're just bad at getting her in the mood.
My wife is a conservative and she let's me do whatever I want to her. The meme has validity
do you think a human's duty is strictly biological, or is it a father's job to pass down something non-tangible as well (morals, stories, examples, beliefs, and so on)?
>tfw you have to go all the way when she starts sucking you because she's a horny fuck
Sometimes I just want a blowjob, but I have to get my dick dirty because she wants some action too. Life truly sucks.
>you will be happy to have those 3 sons.
....why?? give me a good reason
I could get away with just getting blowjobs, but I like to keep the magic going. She cums fast as fuck so I don't mind eating her out to return the favor. Her blowjobs sometimes like for 45 minutes and I start to see stars so i believe its a fair trade.
My wife is conservative we have 6 kids. Been married 14 years. We still fuck like we did at 20. Dirty and often. You need to work on handling your wife better. Stop being weak. Go read cernobitch's monkey mentality and learn how to get what you want from her.
You can have sex with her whenever you want. That is what being married MEANS, you cuck.
>Sex once a month
Wtf? How do you even get that? How does it happen, what do you tell her to get her into the mood? Are you both overweight? Pls I wanna know.
Also u should be more dominant in bed u fucking Cuck.
>3 sons
I'd be so fucking glad to have 3 sons. U fat fuck now answer my questions
Thank you.
It is easy to find people to cheat with
That or try actually talking to your wife about it. Stop being a fag.
Getting married early was a mistake yeah. But 3 sons is awesome. You probably dont have sex because neither of you are interested in it
did you check his flag? Of course he's not
>the purpose of marriage isn't sex, its children
No. Marriage is a spiritual symbol commemorating two beings becoming one and commitment. You can have children without getting married.
>lights off
Oh man, I had of those. It fucking sucks.
>Tells OP to cheat
>"You can have children without getting married"
This triggers me. You better at least be in a permanent relationship living together that perfectly resembles marriage, and you also need a real commitment. So you need marriage to have children.
my personal best was about 82 times in a month,
GG, how big is yours?
I am married and have sex twice a month. She is refusing to go at it most of the time. Used to be better, it is killing me right now.
only about 6.5 actually and she had big ole tits FF cupper, she just was a bit fucking crazy is all. had to finally get rid of her
>She is refusing to go at it most of the time.
I don't get this. How is she refusing? I mean you are her husband Wtf? Either she is cheating or you weren't alpha / dominant enough in bed.
You guys, I feel sorry for you.
You did the right thing. Ignore the jewish pua degenerates
She is saying no while refusing to kiss and crossing her legs. It is refusal on all levels. All that is left is rape, but that would kill the relationship.
Wow. What keeps you both together then? Really divorce her. You are a man with desires go find a woman who understands this.
This just ain't fair.
>literally living the dream
>hurrdurr i wish was more adventurous
you're fucking retarded, physical pleasure is temporary
t. fucked a slut in the throat and asshole for years
A FUCKING LEAF
>be me
>date Christian girl for 3 years out of High School
>first year full of sex and fun
>2nd year she starts to be a bitch saying how she wants our sex to be more special
>final year sex is slim to none
>find out after we break that she fucked 4 other dudes with the first one happening 5 months in
>spiral into depression
>drop out of school
>fuck up relationships with friends and family because of my downward spiral
Fast foward 4 months
>say fuck it and start treating girls like garbage
>get a job in sales so I can make tons of cash and fuck over women on deals
>make friends with a college kink group and become a master to the girls
Boys, women are garbage and they know it. The most important thing I can tell you is never let a woman make you who you are. Don't let pussy ruin your goals and ambition.
This. OP is retarded and thinks the grass is always greener
A woman who doesn't actively try to hump you is not attracted to you
My grandmother still gets frisky with my grandfather
Because from the time they met till now she KNEW he had bitches on speed dial tryna fuck
He's masculine, no bullshit, and has that cocky aloof confidence even into old age
It's like crack for women
He still flirts with women half his age
Women want a winner
What kind of sales job ? I'm looking to get into sales
Jesus just cheat on her. Women know men require sex so you have to find it else where.
Women actually stop producing the chemicals in charge of libido the longer they're in a relationship
Literally the only thing keeping her wet is your behavior
They want a caveman
>t. guy who wants to fuck his grandfather
Go on, divorce her and find out that you fell for the Jewish porn industry's lies and make your children disillusioned with marriage and lessen their chances of making stable families of their own.
What is the barrier to you guys having sex more often? Her sex drive isnt there?
Im of the opinion that if you chose a person who isnt completely incompatible with you - if you can commuinicate well - you can solve almost all relationship problems
based Greenland savior of the white race.
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How you only fucking once a month? Tell that bitch its her gos given purpose to bear your children and that can't happen without daily screwing. Shit make her wear dresses as is proper for a god fearing woman, and take her while she's cooking and cleaning, just pull her dress up and have at it.
> didn't get married in college cause believed in premarital sex
> got laid by two different girls a month, by two in one night on my birthday
> spent my 20s throat fucking liberal arts skanks to help them "find themselves"
> never found myself
> now alone, because I never fell for the Conservative Christian wife meme
Ur suppose to fuk skanks thn settle for a christians waifu idiot
I spent my early twenties having sex with my college buddies and now I'm 29 and lonely. Let's swap lives, leaf.
Mine is different but with similar feels.
>very religious in my early 20s
>determined to wait until marriage to have sex
>barely date both because hardly anyone seemed compatible and I had the self-esteemed of a squished toad
>started feeling like the intelligent, Christian conservative girl I was looking for didn't really exist
>most of the Christian girls I knew turned out to secretly be degenerates
>give in and have sex with my current girlfriend at the age of 26
>now I regret not dating more and having sex when I was younger
>my gf and I have talked about getting married, but it really tears me up inside that she's had sex with other people and I haven't
>still don't want to do anything stupid and screw up the only decent relationship I've ever had
I've raped my girlfriend before, and she was soaking wet the whole time.
Start raping her, and if she enjoys it before you're done it didn't finish as a rape.
>long time Ex-girlfriend left fb log in info on computer
>Auto logs in and messages pops up
>wew lad
>Talking to friend about which guy she is going to fuck before she gets into a relationship with another guy
I have lost nearly all respect for women in the past year. waiting for one to show me not all are mindless sluts.. unlikely.
My girlfriend wants to have sex all the time. Oftentimes I just want to sleep. I'm not as horny as I used to be.
that's why you still talk about these things, you just don't do them.
apart from that, but stuff is degenerate and really not all that great
>married nearly 20 yrs, couple of kids
>fuck fairly regularly - found when we were young that we enjoyed it and had some kinks in common
>Bonus: kids
>don't fuck all day every day, but then aren't 20yo. anymore....
It sounds like you didn't really know your wife well when you got married and that you haven't put work into your marriage.
Every relationship needs some work and help sometimes. Talking about it may help.
Don't do this - it's rape. At best you lose your wife/gf's respect. At worst you're charged and getting bumraped yourself....
Shouldn't have had kids if you didn't want them.
Your wife likes sex, she just doesn't like sex with you.
As others have said, rape her. I mean, if she's clearly not having it, then be like, "sorry babe, I was just horny."
Women have rape fantasies. Especially the ones that always call rape. Its a fine line, and tricky business.
Also, some many people don't get laid ever.
Also, getting a hooker is always a solution if you need it. That's why they are there.
Also, what your talking about is just normal life, dude. Normal life is a pain in the ass.
While sex is very important, there is way more to life than sex. Money for example, is a lot of fun.
>Its a fine line, and tricky business.
Yeah... nah.
When it's freedom and personal liberty at stake - wank to 2d anime if you fucking heve to.
liberty is a meme
I think you got a case of the grass is greeners.
>be me
>fall for the enlightened sexual liberal womyn meme
>goes well for a year, she lets me ass fuck her and shit
>becomes a nightmare after a year
>she leaves me for a month and fucks some loser who lives above a hookah joint
>I take her back after a month because cucked
>Eventually things are great, propose
>she becomes a raging alcoholic
>raging feminist
>she says she wants us to adopt a black kid
>break up after I found out she fucked some guy
>tfw I was getting dad bod anticipating getting married so now girls aren't up on me anymore
>self esteem fucked
>just want a nice laid back conservative girl to fuck once a week and build our lives and eventually a family together
I got anal every night but I would trade it all to go back and pick another girl. You have a good life user, when your sons grow up you'll realize it
Says the man not getting fucked in the arse nightly by a big burly Mexican prisoner...
don't ever marry a woman whos had more partners than you, you wont be able to relate
just date around
they key is that you should marry virgins. no hymen no diamond
men need to have standards when it comes to women. all the chads deflowering all the qt virgins and all the thirsty betas who will literally do anything for sex, ie accepting worthless cock-carousel-riding sluts as gfs and wives have completely destroyed the sexual marketplace
>no hymen no diamond
Falling for the global Jewish diamond cartel marketing ploy in the hopes of a woman lying to you about her virginity.
Maybe not m8.
>Could have spent my 20s throat fucking liberal arts skanks to help them
They give terrible head, you aren't missing anything.
lel I mean what can I use instead a ruby?
this thread is sponsored, stop trying to flood the good men minds with your degenerate sleeping around propaganda
/underrated
Gold band.
How often do you beat your wife? Sometimes the only way I can get my bitch in line is to choke her unconscious.
>once a month
>compared to never
hmmm
Nice copy paste I've seen this before. Saged
Beat her. Nothing too extreme. It works
>raised catholic (panan now - no larp)
>taught to be a good virgin boy and ignore my sexual urges
>cucked at 15, celibate from 15-20
>no social skills to even knowngirls from 20 onwards
>entire college years full of girls id never have
>still socially retsrdd at 25
>completely given up now, balding snd lost my good fit body, totally worthless in the dating world
I gave up, my parents hated having me and never wanted grandchildren i guess
Yup. Women can't live without drama. Slap em around a bit and they'll come around
>No anal
This is fine
>No oral
Why?
Time for her to get owned by the bible:
1 Corinthians 7:3
The husband should fulfill his marital duty to his wife, and likewise the wife to her husband.
1 Corinthians 7:5
Do not deprive one another, except by mutual consent for a limited time, so you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again, so that Satan will not tempt you through your lack of self-control.
Not fucking you is unchristian, senpai
they will work the lands and help around the household and milk the kittens duh
I wouldn't know, my father was a bastard and I didn't go down the procreation path myself but judging from observation of the natural world the argument could be made either way.
From observing the female human I know one thing, they can often toss the seed donor to the curb soon after his duty is fulfilled, or worse, start looking for new seed donors to increase the genetic spread so to speak. The man often sort of hangs around for lack of anything better to do.
>being an unironic pagan
>HURR MUH ANCESTORS PROMETHEUS XD
go to church asshole
110% based
>my wife doesn't give me sex because I'm a cuck and I think I need her consent.
the problem isn't having a Christian wife it's you you stupid leaf.
you shouldn't need her permission and you should have established before marriage that you need sex on demand.
if you established this power dynamic from the beginning she would not only follow it but be extremely turned on by having an alpha rule her world.
idk why anyone would think they need to respect or be polite to their wife of all people.
women need to respect men.
it's not mutual
any respect given to a woman is completely lost on them and will just make them lose interest.
shit.
my fiance sucks at oral.
but she's earnest and wants to improve, so there's hope.
Is the christcuck mad this board belongs to the meme frog?
this is why divorce rates are so high, you inherited the boomer mentality of me me me. I'm not saying this situation is good, but an honest conversation with your wife will solve this. Stupid fucking leaf, you're probably baiting anyway
Sickening
>be extremely turned on by having an alpha rule her world.
>idk why anyone would think they need to respect or be polite to their wife of all people.
>women need to respect men.
>it's not mutual
>any respect given to a woman is completely lost on them and will just make them lose interest.
Based.
If the majority of our modern western men had this mindset then we wouldn't have the problems that we are facing today.
the conservative virgin wife meme is retarded
why wouldn't you want an experienced freaky little whore if you're stuck with her for life?
Have you ever been in a relationship fucktard?
>honest conversation
no you faggot.
you slap her in the face and rape the disinterest out of her.
all women fantasize about rape for a reason.
because they want to be dominated
treat a woman like an equal is like treating a dog like an equal.
completely ineffective.
not only does it not help they're biologically uninterested in mutual respect.
women cheat on men who treat them like equals and cheat WITH the men who treat them like sex slaves
Could at least bump that up to like once a week. God wouldn't mind.
is this based on prior knowledge with your wife?
I've seen this pasta before, OP is a lying fuck
still a good discussion thread tho
of course not, what's your point?
you are still better off with a whore than a prude
>Christian
>face-fucking
Jesus Christ will judge your sexual immoralities
>thinking conservative christian women can into sex
Good job retard
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sage