Brit/pol/ - HULLO INFIDELS Edition

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>Antisemitism and criticising Israel banned in Britain
independent.co.uk/voices/anti-semitism-theresa-may-new-definition-jewish-council-holocaust-society-israel-criticism-palestine-a7470166.html

>Labour shambles: "We need to talk about immigration... But not really"
labourlist.org/2016/12/labours-big-players-are-correct-to-debate-immigration-but-we-must-resist-the-lure-of-the-rights-post-truth-populism/

>Global warming CHAOS: Will Christmas Day be the warmest ever?
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/11/uk-weather-will-christmas-day-warmest-ever-bookmakers-slash/

>Leftist education strikes again - SNP Scotland records worst EVER ratings for maths, science and reading in schools
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/06/snp-fire-scottish-education-system-records-worst-ever-rating/

>The absolute state of Theresa May: PM's thin-skinned Special Advisors ban her own MPs from being allowed to talk to her
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/11/theresa-may-trousers-row-angry-text-exchange-nicky-morgan

>Remembering Jo Cox: "She was unstoppable... Until Tommy Mair shot a hole in her head, obviously"
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/11/jo-cox-mp-remembered-by-sarah-brown-observer-obituaries-2016

>Boris backs down over Saudi Arabia comments; "WTF I love proxy wars now"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38281143

>THINGS Can Only Get Worse (For Labour)
newstatesman.com/politics/health/2016/12/things-can-only-get-worse-labour

>Chancellor Philip Hammond plotting to keep us in the EU as late as 2019
express.co.uk/news/politics/742661/Brexit-News-Philip-Hammond-supports-transitional-deal-EU-referendum-2019-Article-50

>Far-right group National Action banned by the Home Secretary after posting tributes to Tommy Mair
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/12/neo-nazi-group-backed-jo-coxs-killer-banned/

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haha

The op is YKTD he turned his trip off

What is this nonsense

imperium desu

Where have all the memes gone??

imperial leather

stop plz

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>Perversity on Royal Variety Show

Away you go nip, anglo-celts only.

Welcome to the Anglo-Sino imperium

Some Scottish girls are absolute beauties.

We've been jewed havent we?

>Sino
>Chinese
fuck off

>Uninspiring bland politician (whose only genuine passion is for killing liberty) is dressed up as a figure that the public will love by their Special Advisors and a helpful media

>"Look at this fresh-faced young go-getter full of optimism ready to lead us out of the grey stale Thatcher/Major years"

>"Look at this experienced conservative hero full of anti-EU sentiment ready to lead us out of the horrible liberal Blair/Cameron years"


Yes

kek

>chinky men are buttmad that their place in the imperium is as castrati that engage in manual labour

when will we invade Hong Kong?

All memes aside, is there any hope for this country?
I am getting really worried that it's over, might jump ship.

Yep, but most have bleached hair, slept overnight in a sunbed and wear enough makeup to make diane abbot look like beyonce.

Highlands and islands is where it's at.

Im just wondering why you're doing all you can to shit on Joe Owens thats all, I dont know why you disagree with gaining power from winning power from the local level.

Its the definition of grassroots.

Its just seems like you're pulling a shilling effort against anyone who wants to try and change things in the least retarded way possible.

going to burgerland soon lads is it as bad they say in terms of dindus

>clearly mixed race

yes, keep shitposting and sieg heiling everything will be fine

don't worry mate, i plan on becoming britler (british hitler) and we're gonna build a wall around our island

Stay the fuck away from Florida, no joke the place is worse than Mexico.

Im going to orlando

23rd for middlesbrough
>please kill me

Only a fool's hope. Luckily the rest of the world seems a bit more retarded so we might be ok.

I suppose it depends where you go.
I said no memes.

By 2027

What you having for din dins lads?

Where you headed?

Diversity are shite, Walliams is a faggot in disguise and Robbie Williams is just a prick.

I feel sorry for Charles having to pretend to enjoy this drivel.

I havent eaten in 8 days they stopped by benefits cheque

Absolutely awful. I want to punch someone after watching that tripe.

Glitter on pasta is this some sort of Welsh thing?

>imperium desu

>Glitter
are you 12?

I don't see the value when the majority of grassroots campaigning is either

>"Aye I love the work you've done on the council... Eh? A general election? No chance, lad, me family's Labour"

or

>"Your work on the council has been brilliant.. But of course I'm voting Conservative in the general election, we have to keep Corbyn out!"


If anything it's actually cucky to do so much work for people who have absolutely no intention of voting for you where it actually matters

Baltimore,NYC then Florida possibly

You'll join us eventually, you all do

How many kids you lured today nonce?

m8 my age range is right there on the package.

How many of you actually drink tea? I literally only know people who drink coffee (flat white, latte, cap etc)

Is it really as common as tv suggests?

>[problem arises]
>I'LL POP THE KETTLE ON!

I hate your keyboard.

Yes. Especially where you're going (Orlando)

who else looking forward to white British women being raped and killed more and more by refugees?

>tfw your country continues to uncuck itself

Good times lads, good times.

it's 95% of what I drink

8 cups today m8

I have no idea who else she might've conned. It's a covert (((business))) you see, and even though I know where she lives I can't prove that she is selling this. It doesn't help that a lot of her customers don't have anything wrong with them in the first place.

I've met people like this before and I despise them so badly. To make matters worse she's a nigger - some alien entity selling false hope to people in the community. The thing with these quacks is that they cool-aid the fuck out of their customers, telling them that this pseudomedicine is 'forbidden knowledge' and that there is a conspiracy against them.

It's a good suggestion though lad. I'll try building a case.

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U dead nigga.

Can't start my day without a cuppa tea.

>country uncucking itself
>your example is a literal NON ISSUE

They wanted them to come here so...

>BREAKING: THERESA MAY TO RECEIVE "EXTRAORDINARY" JOINT BRIEFING FROM CIA-MI6 ON RUSSIAN INVOLVEMENT IN US ELECTION RESULTS

>BREAKING: THERESA MAY TO RECEIVE "EXTRAORDINARY" JOINT BRIEFING FROM CIA-MI6 ON RUSSIAN INVOLVEMENT IN US ELECTION RESULTS

>BREAKING: THERESA MAY TO RECEIVE "EXTRAORDINARY" JOINT BRIEFING FROM CIA-MI6 ON RUSSIAN INVOLVEMENT IN US ELECTION RESULTS

>BREAKING: THERESA MAY TO RECEIVE "EXTRAORDINARY" JOINT BRIEFING FROM CIA-MI6 ON RUSSIAN INVOLVEMENT IN US ELECTION RESULTS

You can build a movement by campaigning to change issues locally, then people will jump on the bandwagon, its not that much of big deal if you get rejected by some, how else do you expect to change anything if you're too afraid of getting rejected by retarded people who weren't going to vote for you anyway?

You're basically building an army of voters from the ground up.

Just because Joe has a funny voice and he talks about spies infiltrating parties doesnt mean he's wrong about gaining power.

Thats why UKIP are focusing on local issues more now, it makes sense.

I'm drinking tea out of a grommet mug right now. His nose goes red when it's nice and warm

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>Shipley

Allahu Akbar.

>Saying this in the same week that National Action got banned and criticising Israel became a criminal offence


Fuck off Theresa

Member the Empire?
Member Churchill?
Member Thatcher?
Member having influence in the world?
Member having the best navy?

Didn't you have pasta last night as well? I recognise your keyboard.

Whats with all the pictures of gooks?

I get through about 20 cups a day roughly. No joke, I was addicted to prescription pain killers and it was easier to get off them and benzo's than it is to give up tea.

You need to convince your gran or another oldie to have the conwoman come over for more "healing" or whatever it is she does and for you to be there. Secretly record it all on your phone, mostly audio for secrecy but attempt to get little bits of cheeky video in there too. This would be all the proof you would need to get her convicted. I know it's quite outlandish and a big task but it's your best bet and keeping your gran and other oldies safe.

Coffee drinking has unfortunately become more common due to the perfidious effects of globalism.

Most people still drink tea more regularly tho.

This is because of Craig Murray saying that it's bullshit isn't it?

They incite hatred like banned Islamist groups do. Can't have double standards.

>All this Scottish shitskins on Sup Forums

No wonder it's so shit lately

Imperium

Churchill and Thatcher are that overrated that it isn't even funny

Reminder we the SCOTTISH people will NOT stand for racism

No i had bangers and mash last night.

Why live? We are just an embarrassment at this point.

>2017
>President Trump announces a visit to Aberdeen
>The SNP are demotivated after a crushing defeat in the council elections by the Conservatives. Sturgeon's credibility is at an all-time low.
>SNP supporters try to organise anti-Trump rallies but they fall through as the new Conservative councils won't permit it, not to mention several councillors support Trump visiting as it will have positive effects on the local economy.
>Two weeks later, the world has it's eyes fixed on the Granite City. All of the news networks are there too, anxiously waiting for Trump to make his first foreign speech.
>Suddenly, Air Force One gracefully descends out of the sky accompanied by several F-22s, the Red Arrows glide across the sky leaving trails of red, white and blue.
>The locals crowd the terminal, clapping and cheering as the most powerful man in the world touches down.
>Donald Trump steps out of the plane in a MAGA hat to greet thousands of ecstatic Aberdonians.
>Everyone files onto the tarmac which has been booked and cleared for Trump's speech
>Nicola Sturgeon and several members of the SNP are seen at the back of the massive crowd with red eyes and unusual grey haircuts.
>"Thank you folks, thank you!" Trump shouts out
>The crowd cheers louder
>"Alright folks, we Made America Great Again..."
>He looks down
>Everyone stares
>"But now...It's time to Make ABERDEEN Great Again!"
>The crowd goes wild
>A loud scream can be heard as Nicola Sturgeon lunges towards Donald Trump with a butter knife
>Nigel Farage holds his leg out, Nicola trips over his leg and falls off the stage onto the asphalt.
>"Look at her folks, THAT's what you call low energy. Sad!"
>"OI, IS THAT A KNOIF? ARREST HER!"
>Nicola cries as she's carried off by the police
>Caretakers are seen in the distance, restraining a distraught Alex Salmond on the ground who is screaming "NOOOOOO! THE DREAM WILL NEVER DIE!"
>Meanwhile, Trump smiles and says "Alright everybody, it's time to DRAIN THE SWAMP IN HOLYROOD!"

Gutting

youtube.com/watch?v=wKK4rUtKI_Q

can't wait for all the young liberal cunts I've grown up with to have children who suffer the consequences of their parent decisions

Does this count?

Glaswegian 20 year old.

loooool /r/TheDonald would love this :D

If i had to guess i would say that guy has no more then 2 teeth

Be nice mate, they're just little kids after all.

It's really none of her business though.

Deeply offensive, please remove.

>Saying this in the same week that National Action got banned

Who gives a shit about them? they're a bunch of edgy antifa time wasting retards who piss on children and hide in luggage lockers.

They do more harm to the movement than good.

You really seem to have some weird ideologies lad, hating on Joe because he wants to teach people how to actually win power and do the cause good, but getting upset when a bunch of hooligan spastics got rightly crushed

I agree with you on the criticising of Israel though, but seriously, NA did fuck all other than bring a bad light on nationalism.

oi blud u better be playin wid me otherwise i'll send my crew around ta bang ye up hear me blud?

Thought you lads might get a kick out of this
is.Sup Forums.org/wsg/1481589801299.webm

no

also the ((independent))

When you cum on their face you won't blind them

Based lizardfaces desu

It's annoying how comments like this are seen as profound, when they're actually the ramblings of a dribbling mongloid

>Only Aberdeen
>Not everything north of Stirling
His mother was from the Hebrides.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4016896/Child-migrant-Calais-Jungle-18-stabbed-death-outside-Tesco-Express.html

>Scotland Yard is hunting for his killer - woman, 19, bailed on conspiracy charge

Ficki ficki better watch out.

It starts with NA.

(you)

Lad, I have been very respectful. It is offensive to me, please remove it.

I just think he's misguided

UKIP saw in 2015 where building up a strong council base gets you - "Thanks for actually improving our local area but when it comes to real power you can fuck off and go and whistle, cunts"

Thanks mate, that's a good idea. If it comes down to it, I can go over myself. That way, I can probe her using certain questions ("does this machine cure cancer then?" etc...).

>tfw you're planning an actual sting operation

Give me one good reason why Imperium is a bad idea
You can't

Ah my mistake.