>Average IQ of 65 >Not self-sustaining (i.e. has to import food despite being surrounded be rich fishing waters) >Only claim to fame and source of real income is the stupid .tv domain name >Can't afford barges so they literally dump their trash and feces into the ocean. >Little to no infrastructure >Stirs the shit with major world powers like China and Russia because they're so insignificant they don't fear retaliation (e.g. they condemned Russia's annexation of Crimea). >Tuvaluan are trying to get refugee status in the west as "Climate Refugees", in order to ruin our society.
12/12/2016 was the day Sup Forums declared war on their pathetic nation.
YOU ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDED! THE HEAD OF STATE OF TUVALU IS QUEEN ELIZABETH II IF YOU GO TO WAR WITH TUVALU, YOU GO TO WAR WITH THE BRITISH! BETTER THINK TWICE BEFORE CONFRONTING THE ETERNAL ANGLO!
Ryan Mitchell
>it's another what if our board had a base/Island/Country Annex edition I presume?
Juan Carter
/TTT/ - TUVALU TAKEOVER THREAD
Hunter Johnson
YES cocoa nut niggers shall die
Carson Martin
Tuvalu is the first step in conquering the eternal aglo menace
Camden Gomez
Hes right, we need Russia or China backing us, someone call Putin
Luke Moore
Give me tl;dr version, please.
William Gonzalez
Falklands doen't have to deal with typhoons, but I do see your point.
Jackson Anderson
Remember, we are in an official state of war with the pathetic Tuvaluan Nation. This is not a drill.
Jackson Howard
>Implying this wouldn't be the perfect way to start curbstomping the anglo scum
Hunter Barnes
What is this nonsense?
Tuvalu is a peaceful nation that seeks only peace
Andrew Morgan
this is why we are allied with /fit/ and /k/ the time has come
Ethan Parker
>didn't even spell declaration correctly
Brayden Fisher
...
Alexander White
kek
Jeremiah Campbell
(a) that he is and for the 7 years immediately preceding the application has been ordinarily resident in Tuvalu; (b) that he intends to make Tuvalu his permanent home; (c) that he is and will be able to remain financially self-supporting; (d) that he is familiar with the laws and customs of Tuvalu; (e) that he is of good character and not suffering from any permanent communicable disease; (f) such other matters as the Citizenship Committee may consider material
Ethan Martinez
IT'S TIME, TUVALU IS Sup Forums's RIGHTFUL CLAY AND WE MUST TAKE IT:
PHASE 1
>get a volunteer army from Sup Forums >get ammo and guns from Sup Forums and /k/ >get a meme and hacker army for support >organize in chatrooms outside Sup Forums
PHASE 2
>get help from a rival nation of Tuvalu, we offer something in return for help >we organize our troops in the rival nation >we spread fake news that the US is invading Tuvalu and then we attack >with fear of entering war with the US, Tuvalu will surrender >Sup Forums takes the government, at this time everybody knows it was only fake news, but it's to late.
What you guys think?
Luis Adams
Or just call Donald Drumpf lel
Easton Morris
I'll fight to the death for Tuvalu. bring it on non-anglo subhumans
Owen Ross
you have my sturmgewehr!
nah, fuck china! we taiwan bros!
pay allegiance to Sup Forums and hiroshima moot and your lives will be spared, crypto best korea flag!
Jason Foster
GET READY FOR THE SHITSTORM OCEAN NIGGER
Lucas Green
Where is the reply?
Parker Gomez
>deceleration
Ryan Young
it is a sacrifice that must be made for the creation of the white nation die ocean nigger
Aaron Butler
ETERNAL DEATH TO THE PALM NIGGER
Lincoln Evans
You're a bunch of garbage chucking faggots.
You'll eat a a couple rounds from my mosin cocksucker.
Oliver Myers
Why does this flag look like it is stained with piss and shit?
Jayden Scott
WE ARE GONNA RULE THE WAVES!
Alexander Howard
This, something similar.
Wyatt Torres
We just need to take out the government and install a theocratic democracy (natives excluded), we could really just keep them happy with bread and circuses, the only problem is importing aryan waifus
Aaron Garcia
>Implying it would make a difference >Implying Tuvaluans know how to spell.
Parker Reed
COUNTRY OF PEACE
William Diaz
All right, what's the plan assholes? Call them to battle, prove their swole-ness.
Noah Parker
Because the people themselves are staine with piss and shit
Chase Jones
Boris, you're drunk. Go to bed.
Sup Forums is not your personal army.
Aiden Morris
HE A GOOD BOY, HE DINDU NUFFIN
David Taylor
Putin gifted me some weapons to use in case Trump lost. I will gladly donate to this noble cause.
Isaiah Lewis
TIDF detected.
James Davis
Stop bullying Tuvalu
Cooper Hughes
Where is that HueBro? He has a plan and he explained it last bread
Jackson Long
Sorry, my English isn't good enough it seems. What's the deceleration of war? Some witty pun, like retardation of war achieved by introducing autists to the battlefield?
Joseph Long
>Anglo sweating about the soon to come anexation of his terrtories
Andrew Edwards
What's ur opinion on the fiji islands?
James Jenkins
Shill!
Aiden Nguyen
Mobilize the 1st Australian shitposting brigade and have them soften the defences
Nicholas Adams
How would you go about acquiring such a vessel?
Owen Richardson
we won the meme war of 2016, the election and summoned great powers of old through KEK
Tuvalu is fucking done, kido
They brought it upon themselves
Jeremiah Cox
It's war without celery, comrade.
Thomas Morris
Fucking oceanniggers
Brody Perez
our closest territory to Tuvalu is northern Australia so we need to keep this up till the Aussies catch wind
Oliver Bailey
Who the hell cares? They don't even have 10,000 people. My town is larger than their country!
Brayden Adams
QUADS CONFIRM
Liam Clark
> Brazil fighting palm niggers Literally monkeys at war
GOOD LORD JESUS, YOU MOTHER FUCKERS! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO MAKE THREADS MOCKING THIS BILLSHIT
WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY INVADE A MICRO NATION.
Jason Torres
>Tuvalu >having any rivals
Jaxon Adams
You follows
You don't think we didn't anticipate something like this happening?
Our beaches are impenetrable, we have been installing defenses for centuries now
Only a fool would try to invade
Ethan Thompson
THE DAY OF THE COCONUT SOON! Repeat after me, Toodle-oo Tuvalu
Jason Bell
They probably don't even have horse-back cavalry
Hudson Lopez
>Tuvalian tanks More like Tuvalian attack cardbox boxes
John Cooper
here,
We need to find a rival nation of Tuvalu, this country would need to be close to Tuvalu or big enough to give us a lot of transportation. In the day of the invasion we use our fake news machine to spread that Tuvalu is being attacked by the US, the people from Tuvalu will not attack, fearing a war with the US. When the Tuvalu niggers notice that they were fooled it will be to late since we will be already in the capital.
Brayden Miller
Tiny trees in the water? Nice fucking defenses, I'm shaking in fear!
Dominic Scott
> Sup Forums pranks in 2018: Empire of Sup Forums declares war on Israel
Toodle-loo, Tuvalu! We need boots on the ground to keep them in line and seal the deal.
Leo Barnes
Good but we should also choose an uninhabited island and claim it as Sup Forums's rightful clay create real nation on it and declare war on tuvalu
Wyatt Perez
Kek speaks!
Julian Evans
I hope you all realise that this is not out of the realm of possibility
In the 1800s americans after the civil war would get a few hundred friends together and invade central american nations. Their governments where usually so disorganised and incompetent that some actually succeeded
TO LATE KEK HAS CONFIRMED IT we wHHHite nation now boys
Josiah Davis
dude... it's 2016 this is what we do now. fuck habbo hotel. we da j00z nao!
nice try tidf! stockpile on some lube!
still enough to defeat hollande
Christian Cook
Rodrigo Duterte of the Phillipines is allied with Sup Forums. Not that close but better than nothing.
Jack Edwards
>recruiting /k/ommando mercenaries
Jesus fuck, what are you doing nigger?! It's like using a sledge hammer for brain surgery.
Ian Rogers
I am sure there are a bunch of decommissioned us navy boats all over Southeast Asia from the cold war era.
Isaac Garcia
Actually keked
Blake Anderson
...
Landon Jones
awhile ago on /k/ they almost bought an old coast guard boat from somewhere here in WA i feel like just finding good boats and up armoring them and adding weapons would be the best coarse of action, do we have any welders or engineers in our ranks?
Ayden Brooks
Also tuvalu doesnt even have a military literally all we would need is 100 good men.
Jace Baker
it is too late user
peace talks are over
prepare for REAL LIFE WAR
Luke Clark
Why Tuvalu? Why not Pitcairn, new zealand, or Bermuda?
Landon Johnson
We need to get more people onboard with this. We meme'd an (essentially) third party candidate into office, we can do anything.
We should get a bunch of people with fishing trawlers and stuff to blockade their shitty island
Samuel Anderson
Should Italy annex Vatican City because it's small? How about San Marino
