*sticks hands over glass*

>*sticks hands over glass*
>AYO LEMME GET UHHHH...

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Disgusting

>so you want the fried chicken then, sir?

Why did you USAfags give a nigger the Presidency.

well no because
*brings the mic closer*
every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
*looks over at the screen*
look at that ...
yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds

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Not as bad as Hillary pouring the beer.

>Look at me I'm a human like you goy

the alternatives were a corpse and a cultist

>tfw go to grocery store
>deli counter now sells fried chicken
>big black guy at the counter all exited
>aw yeah, dat one, dat one, no the one next to it
>oh das it
>and uh
>dat other one
>yeah
>the leg yeah
>aw yeah

Source?

That's true, shit was going to go down regardless just based on the choices. Cuckservatives are a plague.

kek

Kek, on point

around here people just take that stuff themselves

did he wait in line like everyone else or did he get to skip it for "security reasons"?

Why did I read that in an Australian accent?
>aw ye, 'at one, 'at one, no the one next to it cunt
>oh thas it
>and uh
>ye that otha one cunt
>ye
>the leg ye
>aw ye

Because you have autism

thanks for that. Made me lol

>cunt
Kek

That's not sanitary.

wait
does obama really eat in the same places as ususal people?

We were ending racist forever. Maybe we were dreamers, but we didn't care. It felt so good doing it
*Burning Building collapses in the distance*

just...
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Yeah and he reaches over the glass. Other people eat there too.

Of course not. It's a standard publicity stunt for politicians to eat commoner food.

Like in 2008 when Hillary waddled off her bus looking like hell so she could order Wendy's chili (disgusting way they reuse beef that has been left out for too long and needs a second cooking).

Only if the secret comes in first, searches everybody, searches the entire building for bombs, and has a squad present the entire time to search people who come in and monitor everything

>and uh
>uh
>if
>if
>if
>if I could uh
>uh
>could have some of
>of that one next to it aswell that would be fantastic
>great thanks

Please don't appropriate our culture cunt.

Kek

LEAVE
LEAVE NOW BEFORE THE ADMIN BANS YOU

At least he had the decency not to but his bare elbow on the glass. I'm sure that's a clean shirt. WH laundry staff is probably top notch.

This came to mind
youtube.com/watch?v=3y-cxdruYQc

Who is this person?

lots of kek

LEMME GET UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IFIFIFIFIF

lmao brutally funny

Never change Australia

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>HOL UP HOL UP
>*SMACKS LIPS*
>U GOT SUMMA DAT PASTA DOMINOS
>*GRABS DIK*
>AYO GIMME DAT PIZZA DAT MAP WIT A SIDE OF CHEESE WALNUTS. EXTRA MEAT
>*SHAKES UNCONTROLLABLY*
>AYO HOL UP WHERE MUH PEACE PRIZE AT??? DEM RUSSIANS MUSTA STOLE IT
>*STARTS WW3*

>you will never be as intelligent or accomplished as President Obama

>*sticks hands over sneeze shield*

What's the matter whitey? You afraid King Nig's hands are going to sneeze on the food?

Obama gave it his all. No other president has before, nor will President Trump.

Sorry to say.

Why hasn't Rogan posting become a thing yet? The few examples I've seen are brilliant.

Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>Obama gave it his all.
He gave it so much that he was always golfing when shit happened.

And? do you expect him to be sitting in the situation room desk watching the incoming feed? it's 2016 for crying out cornflakes, he is the most connected a President has ever been. He can be reached at every minute of every day wherever he is.

He's done such a great job so far. Great guy.

TIL that an aussie is an expert on american politics.

You stupid aussie fucks keep posting sentences in a similar manner, i'd bet you're a bot or a shill using australian ip.

Ive seen more shitposters from Australia than Canada recently, so they must of changed their proxies around again.

Just

>(disgusting way they reuse beef that has been left out for too long and needs a second cooking).
Delete this.

Even worse, a gay muslim mulatto

>mfw this country stooped low enough to elect him

Also, McCain was a fucking traitor

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>secret comes in first

Please elaborate.

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Why :3

Stale pasta

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no 1 will answer your call at 3 AM like Donald will bby :)

The Jews didnt let a crisis go to waste.

Are there any more of these that you can find/post?