TUVALU HUMANITARIAN MISSION GENERAL >Average IQ of 65 >Not self-sustaining (i.e. has to import food despite being surrounded be rich fishing waters) >Only claim to fame and source of real income is the stupid .tv domain name >Can't afford barges so they literally dump their trash and feces into the ocean. >Little to no infrastructure >Stirs the shit with major world powers like China and Russia because they're so insignificant they don't fear retaliation (e.g. they condemned Russia's annexation of Crimea). >Tuvaluan are trying to get refugee status in the west as "Climate Refugees", in order to ruin our society.
THESE PEOPLE NEED OUR HELP WE HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION TO UPLIFT THEM A BURDEN FOR WHITE MEN A WHITE MANS BURDEN join us on discord ! discord.gg/dUrKt
And we'll get those glorious, glorious 65 IQ votes and get ourselves into government. To help them, of course! And have our island nation, to help them!
Let's do it guys. Discord you can meme way easier and coordinate.
Jeremiah Edwards
I support this wholeheartedly. We started to fix one country, we now have to fix another!
Repeating numbers choose a political system for Tuvalu!
My vote goes for a militaristic monarchy!
Logan Allen
islamic gommunizm
Aaron Rodriguez
checked export requires willing cooperation from other countries I would rather produce most food and goods on site, and there are few problems with that: >limited area >unknown and perhaps poor soil >climate (not sure about this one)
Oliver Allen
bump for agriculture
>The islands of Tuvalu have poor soil and a total land area of only about 26 km2, less than 10 sq mi (30 km2). The land is very low-lying, with narrow coral atolls. The highest elevation is 4.6 metres (15 ft) above sea level on Niulakita.
we need to get more supplies from what we have, that means exploiting the fuck out of sea
also, low ammount of drinkable water, industrial scale dessalinization process neede
Henry Cook
NEVER FORGET OUR DECELERATION OF INDEPENDENCE
POL WILL WIN THE WAR.
Julian Hernandez
We have had 3 or 4 successful threads already but we need to continue propagate the message here. We need to remind people that Sup Forums is in a state of war.
Jason Moore
DIGITS
Brandon Young
>>Tuvaluan are trying to get refugee status in the west as "Climate Refugees", in order to ruin our society.
There are only 10K of them. I'm willing to accept them as refugees into my country on the condition they all go and leave the island to us.
Anthony Richardson
oh i was in that thread last night god bless pol
Aaron Perez
Yeah, they all want to leave. They would be happy if we facilitated their exodus and we took over government.
Could be a good argument.
Kayden Wilson
someone red pill me on hunting. when is it ok to shoot an animal and when is it not?
William Lewis
when it's smarter than you it's not okay but you can't pretend to be fine so you shoot it anyway
Levi Hall
Beach landing on Tuvalu when?
Owen Hill
when you intend to eat it
Ayden Rodriguez
I´m in, but only if we change it´s name to Boobalu
Andrew Walker
But what should we rename the island? Sup Forumsland? Polisland? >inb4 fk da paulisse
Jeremiah Walker
what if u just want the pelt? or what if the animal is a pest?
Lincoln Parker
>10k >at least 15% are age 50+
Deporting 8500 people shouldn't be a problem. All it would take are some Sup Forumsacks in Australian and NZ immigration office.
Also, viral "adopt a Tuvaluan orphan" on social networks etc.
Sup Forumsacks would also have to infiltrate (or buy their way in via corrupt native officials) Tuvaluan institutions in order to give citizenship to other Sup Forumsacks.
Aiden Campbell
pelt is degenerate
pest is acceptable, since they violated the NAP
Gabriel Lee
People who shoot wolves are fucking degenerates. They're super endangered and an important part of the ecosystem. Only acceptable way to kill a wolf is 1v1 with a bowie knife.
Jose Cox
Currently it's the Ellice Islands.
Once we got into government, would be based if we got one of our noble blood anons raised to the nobility by Queen Elizabeth II, or it would probably be King Charles III at that point, (Into conservation, he'd like us.). We could call ourselves the County of Pollonia or something. We could hold a constitutional referendum to change it.
Luke Foster
It's not like they have significant defenses. Just roll up to the port in a normal boat and let them know the island is yours now while brandishing weapons once you get on the dock.
Owen Green
UN is pain in loo.
We also have to manage in/out information, (satellite too plz) and manage narrative. I'd recommend the 'epidemic' narrative. It worked for injuns. It didn't work for Hitlah cuz joos didn't want it to. Not the case here.
Benjamin Davis
my fucking sides
John Cox
It doesn't even have rock formations you'd have to worry about, but I doubt 10k people will allow you to be their massah. It kind of looks like a shitty Tropico island from above
Yeah they'd do the same to us as they've done to the Serbians.
Adrian Rodriguez
Roll up and build a grade a resort
Colton Campbell
...But user i shoot foxes for their pelts, but they are also pests, whatdo?
Gavin Garcia
The Isle of KEK. And we shall rename the Pacific the Ocean of Memes,
Jacob Morales
change doz swurds to.... > >katanas YES.
their shitty machetes will be cut in half in front of our superior tamahagane folded blades
Lucas Diaz
We're pretty good friends with /k/. Why don't we ask them to help us, on the grounds that Tuvalu can become Neo-Rhodesia? They'd surely use their nuggets and 2nd Amendment rights to rain down hell on Tuvalu, while having the /k/arrier become reality to assist them.
Dylan Harris
Communist dictatorship
Noah Peterson
Fascist dictatorship
Anthony Howard
sjw dictatorship
Michael Mitchell
monarchicla dictatorship
Colton Cooper
general dictatorship bump
Brayden Howard
democratic libertarian utopia bump
Cameron Watson
autocratic hellhole
Lincoln Ward
colony of random white nation bump
Connor Parker
keke wills it fascist empire
Leo Scott
Postmodernist idiocracy.
Jace Foster
Bureaucratic nightmare
Landon Perez
I second this
John Martin
Islamic fascism
Easton Sanchez
National socialist utopia
Luke Wright
conservative leave it to beaver state
Kayden Cruz
Calm down mohammed
Kayden Wood
Whenever someone proposes a law, we roll two dice. If they're the same number, it becomes a law.
Dominic Cruz
Monarchism
Benjamin Jones
>Being so Sup Forums you spend most of your time being butthurt about and shitting on some random irrelevant pacific nation of 20 people
Gabriel Watson
ABSOLUTE MONARCHY
Josiah Brooks
...
Lincoln Young
british absolute monarchy rule
Aiden Price
CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY BUMP
Leo Jones
mate...
Nolan Walker
Democracy, as imposed by the greatest country in the world
Jonathan Hughes
REROLL
Aaron Ross
Bring her back under the Queen's loving wing.
Jaxon Smith
Caliphate
Adam Martinez
You do realise its a part of the Commonwealth right? Did the Queen give permission or something?
Isaac James
Caliphate
Islamic State of Tuvalu
Wyatt Diaz
>implying any 65IQ sub human will be alive by the time more than 5 Sup Forumsacks get there.
Benjamin Reed
WINRAR
ALAHU AKBAR TUVALU WILL BE THE NEXT STATE OF THE KAFFIRS BROUGHT BACK INTO THE TRUE RELIGION!! TAKBIR!!!
Thomas Lewis
YOU FUCKING LEAF
DAY OF THE RAKE NOW
Camden Hernandez
>wolf >endangered $0.02 deposited in your account
Adrian Cook
So, after the takeover of this island, how will we fund it? It seems the only real option would be the drug trade.
Ryder Reed
>super endangered Maybe where you live, here they're common
Leo Bell
>tfw Sup Forums achieves Japans dreams from a small shitty island.
Thomas Rogers
>Stirs the shit with major world powers like China and Russia because they're so insignificant they don't fear retaliation (e.g. they condemned Russia's annexation of Crimea). >Just like in Civ V
Samuel Hill
for fucks sake
Mason Russell
EVERY DAY IS OUR DAY EVERY DAY IS THE DAY OF THE ETERNAL LEAF
HEIL THE LEAF HEIL THE LEAF HEIL THE LEAF
Nolan Parker
Need a new link!
Ryder Fisher
Canadians don't count
Colton Ramirez
poor woof
Chase Roberts
>tropics is now real >controlled by Sup Forums Ho Lee Fuk
Owen Harris
Free ride to anchored icebergistan
Xavier Clark
Theocratic Communist dictatorship.
Ian Gomez
I didn't think we'd take to the idea of not killing everyone so quick.
That's the spirit! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Brayden Reyes
One day the rake will come for you leaf
Brayden Garcia
I think I have that flag...
Thomas Edwards
wait so does twitch.tv actually have to pay tuvalu monies for the domain name?
Jeremiah Kelly
Warrior Chieftans.
Joshua Green
Juche
Adam Jackson
I'll prepare the battleaxes
Joseph Barnes
>hurr durr we moving to tuvalel >remember that time we wanted to move to pitcrain islands? >couldn't even deport 56 fucking subhuman """""people"""""""" >reddit already sent an email warning the bong crown from invasion when the first threads showed up >day1 >fat greasy neckbeards flood the island >no women >they attempt to build infrastructure but quickly learn playing video games and shitposting on Sup Forums did not endow them with the necessary skills >UN declares a humanitarian crisis and begins sending aid >neckbeards rejoyce and literally live off autism bucks >a decade goes by >UN sends anthropologists to document the secluded neckbeard society >find that the group has split into tribes >each tribe huddles around a photo of their favourite pony or sonic character and jerks off furiously >every day >all day >the world's first nuclear humanitarian mission is announced >run out of doritos and mountain dew >die of starvation
neckbeards will they ever learn?
Carter Lopez
homofascism
Julian Gomez
the only thing good we learned was speaking pidgin english i admit we had fun that's it
