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Kevin O Leary Vs. Trudeau 2019
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How will he be different from Trudeau?
he's a giant kike
so the question is, what flavor of kike would you prefer, the O'Leary type or Trudeau?
>Kike
Irish father, Lebanese mother. He's a product of BLEACH, not a kike like (((Mark Cuban)))
rather a scheming kike than a fruity-appearing one
>Always insists entrepreneurs move manufacturing to china
>No humanitarian actions or even little guy stories like Trump
>No hints of nationalism or pride in any capacity other than shitting on weedman
He has bants and is a shrewd businessman, but he is not your guy.
Canada is done regardless.
Being a cuck is now part of the national identity here. There is no going back, sorry. Try to move to the U.S. or somewhere good.
fuck off. id vote for trudeau over this globalist half dunecoon cuck
you're gonna fuckin MICKED
he'd bring more of his senpai over from the Middle East as refugees
I mean, I know he can call Trudeau names, but how would his policies be fundamentally different from Trudeau's?
((O Leary))
this desu. id vote for him over weedman but i really dont want him to be our pm.
DUDE
SURF'S
UP
Not really no. Worse. The Mattel case is a big problem for Leary, that and he loves to ship jobs to China, other countries, etc; favors any business deal that makes him the most money.
And he's lived in Boston for years, not Canada, so he looks out of touch and as if he hates this country. He also favors multiculturalism, marijuana legalization, supports gay marriage in Canada, and even importing refugees.
All he can do during the campaign is shit and call Trudeau names, that may or may not work.
LMBRO
Sorry North American Sweden, we don't need any more faggots.
He seems like a hippie faggot
I second this. kys instead
I don't think O'Leary loves Canada the same way Trump loves the USA. O'Leary has also called himself socially liberal, so really, I don't see any benefit from this guy, other than he is probably most qualified on economic issues. I'd rather him be a cabinet member than a leader
My brother and his wife flew to our parents house in Las Vegas specifically so they could delivery their children in the US. I'll probably do the same.
Just try and stop us
he's a jealous fag trying to imiate the USA, like most other countries. As always, we set an example and the world gets the fuck in line.
Policy-wise, he's just Trudeau with a little less SJW-pandering but a little more Big Business-pandering.
I'd perefer the image of Canada being ruled by him over fagboy Justine though.
>canadian fantasies
dude snowboarding lmao
>he's a jealous fag trying to imiate the USA,
welcome to canada
>snowboarding
time for the euthanasia booth grandpa
Stop, stop. Listen. Let me tell you a story. I own several factories worldwide, and I regularly visit many of them. Once, while visiting my factory in Saudi Arabia, I watched as a woman was dragged from her home and tied to a post in the town square. She was already married, and was raped the day before. The entire city showed up and began throwing stones at her. I could see the pain in her eyes, she called out, in Arabic of course, begging her attackers to stop, begging her moon god to let her free. I was revolted by her show of weakness and cowardice. I picked up a stone and threw it as hard as I could at her pig face. I hit her just right and killed her. I actually regret throwing that stone, not because she died, but because I allowed her suffering to end. I tell you this because right now, I am even more disgusted with your stupid pitch. And for that reason, I'm out.
I'll go with O'Leary just because he is funny on Shark Tank
seriously, it's only a matter of time before trump has to take over your resources and citizens for "strategic purposes"
I read that in O'Leary's voice and it made me chuckle. I like when Americans make me laugh, usually they make me cry :,(
O'Leary is half irish and half leb
Only an idiot would expect him to not be left as hell
Kevin makes a good point. I would also like to add that my parents were immigrants from some 8th world country. For that reason, I'm out.
Let me give you some advice. Do not go into retail. It is a savage place. Last year I invested in the toy business KinderKids. If my marketing specialists did their job you have never heard of them. You see I was competing for retail space with Mattel. To flush me out they replaced the plastic we used with lead. Over a thousand children died. Like I said, it is a savage place. Of course in response I used my influence with Mattel to have all children's products shipped with one adult Brazilian Wandering Spider. The casualties are are still climbing to this day. When I look at you, I don't see someone capable of being able to pull the trigger like that.
And for that reason, I'm out.
A long time ago as a young man I was walking through Central Park by my lonesome. It was a beautiful night, light sounds of the city passing by, but otherwise quiet. As I strolled throughout the park toward my apartment I heard the muffled sounds of a woman screaming, and just a few yards away from me I came across a half nude woman with two men on top of her. We briefly made eye contact and I could see a look of complete desparation in her gaze, a call for help. I kept on walking. Her muffled screams got louder as she realized that there was no hero of this story, no one to save her from the arms of the men viciously having their way with her. She was a lost cause. I knew that even if I tried to help her there was nothing I could do to stop those men. Your strategy has yet to show ANY inkling of a profit, and frankly, your product has no market. You are that woman I couldn't help. And because of that, I'm out.
In the western foothills of Vienna Alps, there is a humble lodge by the name of Chateau du Montaine Demure, where the owner, a relative of Otto Vanderbilt, holds a yearly reenactment of Hannibal the Carthagian Warlord crossing the Alps in his 218 AD venture into the Roman Republic. He would bring in endangered african elephants by helicopter to the snow capped lodge and throw them down the side of the alps. We watched at least a hundred elephant roll to their deaths. The 20 or so men, all refugees without a word of civilization in any of them, whom were restraining the elephants... also went down with the beasts, a mess of gore and tusk, the screams of the porters as they, tumbled, just terrible, dreadful. It was during a major military movement between the generals of the carthagian infantry, that the Owner of the Chateau du Montain Demure' demanded a bottle of the dryest scotch he could summon. A toothless indian child ran through the snow and collapsed at Monsieur's feet, his skeleton arms struggling to lift the bottle. Monsieur takes a swig and looks deep into the dark front of an approaching blizzard. He says nothing, then says "Increase the Elephants". We saw at least another 2000 kilos of ivory go over the side of that icy gorge before that blizzard came. We left them all to freeze to death. And now this brings me to the elephant in our room right now. Do you want to be hannibal? Do you want to sac Rome that badly? How many elephants need to die? Here, have a swig of this, it's scotch. Please taste it. It's the dryest I could find. Seventy percent ownership and all of your wife's eggs for the next 10 years
How?
Canadian PMs are for life as long as your party is in control.
Does this man not know his own country's laws?
O'leary is my hero, and he would be a great president.
>having a child in the states
>hospital bill: $200,000 plus tip
I love O'Leary posting so fucking much
he's basically one of the only people that can restore my faith in this fag hole of a country
Oh god moar
LMAO that is insane/ $200,000 for a birth of a kid? Holy fuck the US is cucked.
Are you familiar with China? I'd like to assume you are. When I was over in China not long ago I was witness to a small orphan boy playing in the streets. He's smack a ball around with a broken stick from some local factory. I stood captivated by this child as the world buzzed around me until a truck carrying textiles struck him down. The driver stopped and got out of his vehicle, but only to inspect his tires before driving off. The world continued to move. Your business my friend, is that child and that truck is your competition. Ally with my for 98% of your business and I will give you double your net worth of $5000 and teach you the true meaning of dictatorship. The carnage we will invoke will be so severe it will make the Bolshevik Revolution look like the simple double murder suicide I will frame on you and your partner. Consume his flesh now and I will occasionally think of you in moments of extreme disgust. Act now before I unleash the hounds and usher in a reality of anguish upon you from which their is no escape. The clock is ticking.
#NEVER GO BALD
NOOOOO
I could handle a change in leadership but not to that nightmare
He'd cut any and all funding to public healthcare, probably fucking privatize it
He'd heavily reduce minimum wage
He'd slash and burn environmental protection policies (which is part of why Harper got hate fucked out of office)
He'd sell our nation to China faster than the Libs are now
But don't worry, he'd allow for plenty of gay marriage and immigration
He's not a politician, he's a business man and he'd sell Canada up shits creek for the interests of himself and his CEO friends
Fuck that guy. It'd be an awful move for Canada
rangeban on leafs when
Sorry you can't afford freedom wagecuck maybe start a family business?
It's not Trump but sill a considerable improvement on the weedman.
this.
Leitch on the other hand actually gives a shit.
>Have you ever drank a glass of black rhinoceros blood? Of course not, I was just being colloquial to start this story with an anecdote. The first time I had a glass I was in South Africa, taking a celebratory drink in Johannesburg after completing a successful hunt. You see, in South Africa they don't hunt lion, or elephant. We hunted a more dangerous game: the kaffir, or black man. I finally had a 7 year old boy cornered in an Oingo Bongo merchandise warehouse when the thoughts passed through my mind: Should I pull the trigger? Can I ever come back to who I was before this moment? I pulled the trigger, made my first 100 million dollars. Mr. Johnson, this is something you need to ask yourself: can I pull the trigger on this deal and make thr right choice? 10% funding for 85% ownership and prima nocte rights to your daughters.
They usually end up paying around 20k or less tho
Your pitch has triggered a long-forgotten memory inside of me Mr. Peets, deep inside the recesses of my mind. You see, I am an O'Leary, as my father was also an O'Leary. Long ago, when I was a young lad, I would spend my summers with him in the wild and rugged West Coast of Ireland. We always vacationed in a small yet cosy cottage, just on the outskirts of a village named Killybegs in the County of Donegal. I would spend my days roaming through the picturesque fields, and I would eat homemade brown bread sandwiches filled with the finest crab meat caught by the local fishermen. My father lived and breathed this country, and wanted to show me every part of it. One afternoon, he wanted to show me a place which I had never seen before, the city of Belfast. You see this was at the start of an era that would become known as The Troubles, and my father was a very famous man among a group of people called the Loyalists. We had just arrived in the city, and were walking down a street in West Belfast named the Shankill Road. Just then, a black van pulls up and three large men with balaclavas pulled me and my father inside of it. We sped away to an undisclosed location. While one of the men was blindfolding me, I could hear the other two men shouting incoherently at my father. The sounds I heard next were indescribable, the screams and pleading from my now-hysterical father, begging them to just let me go. I was not involved he told them, I had nothing to do with it. He was bludgeoned to the floor, and made a dull thud as we were dragged outside and brought inside a boarded up house. Inside, one of the men pulls out a revolver. He shoots my father in both of his knee caps. I was restrained as my father fell to the floor, reaching a hand towards me with the most indescribable look of terror on his face. That is what your pitch was to me, my father's exploded kneecaps on the floor, covered in the darkest blood you can ever imagine. And for that reason, I'm out.
this fucking bald ass jew is not a politician. he doesn't know anyhting about politics, if anything he is more related to trump the reality star than a leader. but if i were to use a more realistic comparison based on his background, then he would be much more like Mark Cuban, except adding the word "Money" in at least every 5 of his sentences.
Reminder he's globalist scum.
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"Kevin O'Leary joined Canada's immigration minister, Jason Kenney, today to make a big announcement for the country's startup and venture investing community. Canada's startup visa, if implemented, will create highly skilled jobs and bring much-needed capital into Canada's startup sector.
A (((Global))) Pool of Talent
As envisioned, Canada's startup visa would enable Canadian investors like O'Leary to recruit highly skilled startup entrepreneurs from (((around the world))) to build fast growing, successful startup companies in Canada."
This is the shit he cares about. Not securing our cultural identity, to him, immigrants=money.
LMAO that's still fucking insane. That's the price of a brand new car. That can pay for 3-4 years of college tuition.
If it's between him and Trudeau then I'm voting in Trudeau. I'd rather get swarmed by chinks then ever let that useless fucker in government.
He conned Mattel into buying his business during the dotcom bubble. That deal is now considered the worst corporate acquisition in history.
If the Conservatives want me to vote for them, then they need to put up an actual leader, not this circus clown.
>(((Mattel)))
he jewed the jews
He's a cuckservative like the rest of them.
>everyone thinks he's jewish
>because he looks semitic
>he's half semitic, because he's half Arab
>therefore he gets lumped in with jews, whom are about 95% non-semitic ashkenazi in Current Year
Ironic and cruel punishment.
Thanks for this. I'll be voting against Kenney in the APC leadership convention in 2017 based on this, I'll be spreading it around.
I'm assuming that's Bernier
He will dpend less money. He might lower taxes too. That's about it.
I think your country and people have become a cartoon.
Also, I'm hunting in the mountain woods a LOT these days.
Warn refugees to wear reflective vests please.
His business revolved around selling AOL trial disk CD's. He sold it to Mattel because they thought they would be able to sell educational games to children. I don't want a snake oil salesmen in office.
His mutual funds company wasn't even licensed to manage other people's money lol, interesting that he's so miserable all the time since he got to the top with no discernible talents other than manipulation and delegating actual work to everyone else
He should have said "le weed man" instead of "surfer dude".
How bad is unemployment in Canada? I assume he wants to import Pajeet to do canadian jobs cheaper, who are already struggling to find skilled labor work.
Also he's a kike-manufactured analog of Trump.
He'll be sold as a (((REAL))) example of conservative renewal running a candidacy. This will be repeated ad infinitum across other Jew-infiltrated nations until their influence blankets the Globe.
Then they turn on Trump, make America a cultural, economic, and lastly a literal wasteland. Perhaps even pop a few nukes in the process.
The globalists get their great vanquished "villain" to unite the less democratic castes of humanity, before cannibalizing them too.
Crimes against Humanity, for fun and Profit.
i wish the election was sooner... can't wait for canada's trump to btfo the weed man
6.8%
US real unemployment is 9.3%
I don't talk about this much, but you remind me a lot of myself when I was younger. Do not smile. When I was younger and more foolish than any withered husk of a man has any excuse to be. But I pulled myself up and I became something more. Not a man. Not a god. Something higher. In one of my first ever ventures I searched the world for the best and brightest busnessmen and women I could find, paying them large sums of ill gotten gold from a bygone era. I gathered these people into a warehouse in an undisclosed location and once collected threw down a single piece of rebar in the barren facility with the command to make the worlds greatest product. I locked the doors and returned three months later to a pile of gore and viscera, a lone victor standing amidst a pile of corpses. I ordered this mans flesh stripped ans seared. and locked the door once more. In one fell swoop I had eliminated competition and identified the most worthy of the individuals. I now repeat this process every year. Do you want to be the lone and bloodied victor or do you want to be among the viscera on the floor? $3 and 90% of you business along with your daughters virginity gets you an invitation to become something more and if you even break eye contact with me for a second I will rain a darkness down upon you the likes of which are specifically outlawed in a recent amendment to the Geneva Convention.
borrow 10k from mom, start your own business and sell it to the toy jews for $3billion
We want a leader that's nationalistic, doesn't give a fuck, and totally shits all over SJW's.
However, Canada is too cuck to back any candidate like that
Wait a second. This could be a good thing! We can and should meme this into reality. Let's face it, the Conservative Party's leadership is comprised of mostly kike controlled cucks, so might as well elected a real one. This way, the people won't "blame" conservatives but rather, the "Jew", Kevin O'Leary.
Globalist Lebanese faggot.
Kellie is our girl.
She's more fucking based than all of the other candidates.
O'Leary is jumping on a bandwagon, and will likely sell us out to the gooks.
He's not a bilingual cuck, he's an improvement by default
Well I happen to be from Québec so he doesn't get my vote in that case.
I can't possibly listen to that screechy voice for the next decade, I don't care what platform she pushes.
>Implying it's not a one two punch
You would never have been for him if it wasn't for true dough
Then split. According to Trudeau's rhetoric canada has no identity so what reason is there to stick together?
Looks like a dude desu
CAN'T REACH TO THE LEITCH
It's complicated, but I'll just go with the meme answer and say transfer payments
This desu
Am i witnessing a new meme?
I came here for the Kevinposting.
I listened to him on a radio interview and he was saying how pro immigrant he was. I guess saying anything else is political suicide in Canada but I don't think we can meme him. Plus he comes off like he's trying too hard often.
Leave it to Sup Forums, if anyone.
Then again I've made some fairly popular kevinposts so I'd like some personal credit if he does win because of Sup Forums
>I'M CANADIAN TRUMP
This makes me physically ill thinking about it.
Is every future candidate for elections worldwide going to be meme candidates?
Did you learn nothing from Kathleen Wynn? Stop voting in Dyke women politicians. They just fuck things up beyond repair.
Brad Trost is also a pretty good candidate.
He's a true conservative,
"Running as a social conservative, opposes a carbon tax, transgender bathrooms, tax increases generally, assisted suicide and abortion, deficit financing, and legalization of marijuana. Has been outspoken against abortion and against same-sex marriage and argued unsuccessfully at the 2016 Conservative policy convention to retain the party's definition of marriage as "the Union of one man and one woman". Advocates privatization of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation.[67]"
It's an old and gold meme from /biz/ and Sup Forums you BRIC
How is he any different from, say, Jeb Bush?
Hard to believe thats a girl Would it kill a modern independent woman to atleast have long hair?
I would vote for him
I don't know Trost's position on immigrants.
He can totally pull a Jeb on us
>You know Mr Wilson, some time ago, in the Bronze Age, a tribal people squabbled in filth somewhere around modern day Cambodia and are now fondly referred to as the "Leech Ones" by a small, dedicated sect of historians. While the majority of their existence has been lost to the sandy ruins of time much like my ex-wives, minute traces live on through ancient hieroglyphs and pottery. One such piece sits on my coffee table and is more valuable than the lives of 30 Cambodians - considering that's how many died pulling up the sunken ruins where it lay in the predator-infested swamps of the Tonle Sap-Mekong Peat Forests. Also five mules. Inscribed on this pot is a depiction of the long lost technique of the "Blood Nurture" wherein a mother, already used for the purpose of breeding, fulfills her final, most important job. The land of Cambodia is a harsh mistress and the newborn children had to eat. To ensure the survival of the tribe, the men would fasten makeshift masks of cut stones to the children's faces and attach them to the mother with rope fashioned from the local flora. The young would stay attached to the mother and cut her to bits, feasting on the blood and flesh for sustenance until she keeled over and died days later, afraid, in pain, and betrayed. Now, I look at you, and I see your business, and that pot won't stay out of my head. You're not a shark Mr Wilson. You're not a leech. You're a Cambodian woman being drained of her lifeblood by tiny babies.
>I'm out.