THE CONQUEST OF TUVALU

ALL Sup ForumsACKS AT ARMS REPORT IN ITT

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I'm ready to do my part

...so where the fuck is Tuvalu anyway?

How will we name new conquered country?
Let's make a kektopia

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WE SHALL CONQUER

IT IS THE WILL OF KEK

Whitegentina reporting in

In the Pacifics somewhere

NEVER FEAR

THE KEK WILL SMILE UPON US AND GRANT US A SWIFT VICTORY, LADS

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REPORT
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LADS

I'm ready.

Is there any purpose to this Tuvalu thing beyond a prank?

DOWN WITH THE OLD FLAG....

...AND UP WITH THE NEW ONE!

You guys do realize that Taylor Swift is the poster child for nepotism......right?
She's been eating from diamond encrusted platinum spoons her entire life, and avoids people like us. We're all peasants to her.

>We will claim a land to enforce the worship of the Frog.
>Admit the rightous reign of the true God Emperor, Trump
>We will build altars for Kek to bring sacrifices to
>All the natives shall bow down to the Only God, Kek
BENEFITS ARE ENDLESS, LET'S DO IT LADS, REPORT FOR DUTY. WE START PLANNING RIGHT AWAY

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After we roll this place what should we do with our new island?

>IN ITT

>Force the natives to praise the Kek.
>Build a transhumanist society dedicated to advance the mankind
>Sup Forums will raise numbers and gain recognition worldwide
>If Tuvalu sinks, we claim that WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIET

Reporting in!
Praise Kek and his prophet Pepe.

Sons of Dixie, veterans of the great meme war, reporting.

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TUVALU TAKEOVER

Captain Johnny "Big Guy" Kaiser, 33rd Air Wing, "The Screaming Wojaks", reporting for duty.

You need air support?

What do you think, parachute our troops in or amphibious assault?

>Rick and Morty

Kek. Nice touch user. Kike and Morty is literally Ieddit: The TV Show

BLAST THE POLICE FORCES WITH SUPERIOR FIREPOWER

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you are all gonna get killed.
>better to die fighting and remembered as a terrorist than an autist
whatever count me in

I'm with you guys.
I'll be your MoD, ok?

this is gonna go the way of /namibia/ so fucking quickly...

WE'LL HIJACK AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Red_Dog

Reminder that burgers trying to participate in this can and will be prosecuted under the Neutrality Act. I assume other countries have similar laws.

if we had to go to that kind of places
better go for danger island or even savage island you sissy faggots

Can I build my incredible aesthetic vaporwave mall there?

whats going on

NO, THE KEK HAS CHOSEN THAT WE SHALL INHABIT THIS LAND IN RIGHTEOUS GLORY

10-4, Kek Wills it. They won't even get to say goodbye. Over and out.

War is coming

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The peoples of Kek need to do their shoppings in the most glorious of Vaporwave A E S T H E T I C S mall the world has ever seen, complete with the shitty 80's music and lots of coca-cola

KEK WILLS IT

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_without_armed_forces

kek

Or a small fishing boat. Either one will do.

>Japan: "It's not a military if we don't call it one"

WAR IS WAGED
IT'S TOO LATE TO BACK UP NOW
THE KEK HAS ALREADY SMILED UPON US
HE WATCHES US
HE NEEDS OUR VICTORY
THE DIE HAS BEEN CAST

Lol these are all top tier. Saved.

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How do you autists plan to counteract the US or British carrier battle group that inevitably gets parked outside your doorstep, assuming this ever worked?

Then it's settled. I will build the mall in Fatato city.

THEY HAVE NO ARMED FORCES BECAUSE KEK HAS ALREADY MADE ARRANGEMENTS TO MAKE SURE THAT OUR EVENTUAL VICTORY IS ALREADY CAST IN STONE

Seriously, faggots, this is our only chance to escape the shitty cucked west and establish the society we see fit and live as KANGZ AND SHIT. Eventually we'll get a fucking kike to fund a space operation and we will colonize the moon and build a huge fucking KEK monument there. In case the earth civilization collapses via nuclear war, the future civilizations shall look at the moon and know that the only glorious god from the ancients is a KEK, and thus, we become a mother-fuckin-cunt-suckin WORLD RELIGION

YOU WILL ALL FAIL.

YOU WILL ALL GET IN THE FUCKING OVEN.

DEATH TO THE WORSHIPPERS OF THE PRETENDER FROG

DEATH TO KEK

GLORY TO MOLOCH.

PRAISE THE HORRID KING.

Borrow 3 trillion from China, spend it all on sea mines and missile defense.

YES
WE SHALL MAKE A ROLL THREAD SOON AND ASK FOR 77 DIGITS FOR THE BLESSINGS OF KEK TO BUILD THE MALL IN FATATO CITY

Your pope has been cancer Jamal.

And how would you pay that back?

>borrowing literally anything from the CHICOMS

NO MOLOCH
HE IS A FALSE GOD
BEGONE HEATHEN
THE KEK WILL OUTLAST YOUR PAGAN GODS

>pay it back

How's the US going to pay it back?

Minnesotan Amerifag, reporting to coordinate squadrons.

1st Detachment "Pacific Vikings" is now formed!

He is right. Words have meanings, if you call it something else it isn't military.

LIST UP BROTHERS AT ARMS
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JOIN THE MOVEMENT

GET THEM TO FIGHT THEMSELVES FIRST! THEY ARE ALREADY DIVIDED! AFTER THEY ARE THINNED OUT WE SHALL TAKE THE ISLAND!

DEUS VULT!

OH BLESSED PACIFIC VIKINGS, SHALL YOU DEFEND YOUR AIRSPACE FROM THE WRETCHED PLANES OF THE COMMONWEALTH

Hold on, human sacrifice is the realm of moloch. We're on to you shill.

Ayyy St. Cloud here, I actually like that.

Can our patch be a tropical flower resting in front of a viking shield?

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REPORTING IN

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I'M IN

THE SHILL IS YOU
>THE SHILL IS YOU
THE SHILL IS YOU
>THE SHILL IS YOU
THE SHILL IS YOU
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THE SHILL IS YOU
>THE SHILL IS YOU

For now we create the Sup Forums Yacht Club and get some actual experience seafaring. Also larping aside we should be into seasteading, perfectly legal and within our means.
I will contribute use of my boats.

ARE WE READY LADS???

It's actually pretty far away from austrlia. Not that far but it's not immediate.

The shill is you. Kek has spoken.

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how;s about we make dams around the island to make a super island

Funafuti is the target.

REPORTING

member when westwood didn't get fucked over by EA

Okay somebody should shop Taylor into the body of a Sister of Battle.


Yeah I was playing Homeworld or something.

Reporting in!

Expensive

GAS THE TRUE MOO
ISLAND WAR NOW

Can we actually make a plan instead of shitposting and I know its ironic coming from me

[Posted this in another thread]:

Gather some ships, boats, and form a Main fleet. Don't forget we need a form of landing craft, so maybe bring some rafts or some shit

Once we get this Main Fleet near the island itself, /k/ battalion (They're all armed over there it should be our main force) Will land near CHURCH VAITUPU

Once /k/ battalion have secured that location, the main Sup Forums force will land on the other side of the island. And will travel to the 2nd Town on the island

/k/ will follow us with it

We'll do a pincer movement, as it's called, That'll really catch these fuckers off guard. And hopefully then, all resistance sha'll be crushed

Holy war?

>Conquering literally where

Why would we do that when it would be easier to liberate our own countries?

You dumb idiots, it's gonna be annuda Falklands.

But it isn't the niggers that are invading.