Why do Italians like spaghetti so much?

Why do Italians like spaghetti so much?

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tasty, versatile and easy to make

they invented it

hehee, jk

its just as slippery and greasy as they are

if your spaghetti are greasy you're doing it wrong, ahmad

Rotini is the best pasta.
Prove me wrong, Giuseppe

well it's a matter of taste and ingredients really, i prefer bucatini

wait is this some kind of pedo code?

rotini = anal with little boy
bucatini = behead then rape

#PASTAGATE

I guess that'd be good with a really thin sauce

But if you have a chunky sauce, you want a pasta that can hold pieces

Said the inbred

bucatini is usually used for matriciana

THE GOYIM KNOWS

My uncle once told me funny story that our italian queen introduced vegetables to our land like we were pure carnivores before then. to be honest I fully expect that of my ancestors.

that wasn't a very funny story

shut up

I liek when I slurp spaghetties. At the end it goes all woochee woochee and sometimes splatch on my face. Thats why I like carbonara spaghetties cause when it wooshee wooshee splash on my face its a little like im doing myself a facial. its good.

hahaha oh Poland

Because it's the best food in the world?

t. Lorenzutti

Being educated by the Italians must be so embarrassing

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TOP KEK

Why did i laugh so hard.

One can survive on pure protein look at eskimos and masai warrioirs. Chlorohydrates are Jew meme

lad

In fact carb-free diets are redpilled as fuck.

Eggs, meat, cheese.
No faggy gay shit like fruits.

there he is, there he goes again

>Negroes and alcoholic manlets as examples
Easy there, Casimir

Fuck off half anglo chinese mongrel, get the fuck OUT Chang, this is an iberian thread.

Noodles can last a long time without rotting, you only gotta heat them up and whalla spaghett

Yeah, he must be so embarrassed to see how Italy turned out

It's Kazimierz actually

lad...

It keeps well in a warm wet climate.

kek

Stop replying to a fucking leaf, they literally have the british queen on their money.

>Faggin
LOL

you're so fucking predictable

Yeah, I can make an Argentinian retreat just by showing him the back of my money

I prefer penne

Just kidding, I fucking hate penne, it's so fucking ubiquitous

I prefer spirali (apparently Italians call it "cavatappi")

>cavatappi
That's how they sell it here

But yeah, it's a good pasta

Shells also top tier

Not as much as being """"""""""insulted"""""""""" by a leaf.
It's like when the little retarded fat kid at school picks you for a fight to show the school he's not a little bitch faggot and then he proceeds to embarass himself and prove that he is indeed a little bitch faggot.
You're history, leaf, you got nothing on 'straya.

R A R E

it's not bad at all

fuck i hate it when i find a good rare and i already have it

Spaghetti or nothing.

t. Simpleton

Also best ice cream is chocolate.

What flag is this? Im on mobile.

new caledonia

>noodles
>some shitty tomato sauce
>possibly sausage if they're lucky enough
I dunno man, maybe it's because they're all destitute poor niggers.

A VPN prox flag

nice blog

Talk when your country is in the G8

we are in the G8

Its definitely not common

Real pasta is made with squid ink

Shut up.

Degeneracy

Cheese?
Think again

Explain.

It's the lactic Jew

Because they ain't white.

You are the lactic jew, homo.

Oh, it was retarded trendy new age memes.

You cannot beat a piping hot nest of spaghetti bolognese

That is just a fact.

Oh look, some potato nigger.

Wow so many Argentinians in this thread
I feel like I'm in Detroit

it annoys me when people go to a restaurant and order spaghetti

...

Oh look, a nigger!

>it's a "some modern day Italian tries to take credit for the Roman Empire accomplishments" episode

Here have a tasty alfajor, Chang.

>it's a "some random 'murican tries to teach someone about their country" episode

Why is this posted on Sup Forums?

This is why your people can't have nice things.
I just heard somebody in the US tried to make
spaghetti alla carbonara with cheddar cheese and milk.

I wasn't trying to teach anyone anything. busgetti is extremely cheap and Italy is extremely broke. That's the joke.

they can't have done that
they can't
tell me that they didn't

we're not broke

>Cheddar

And a pizza!!!

My mom made spaghetti with noodles and cetchup, not joking

>>>>>>>
Come on, buddy. Your country is right behind Greece and Sweden when it comes to financially imploding if it wasn't for the EU keeping your sorry ass alive.

Stop.
Delet this.

anda peetz

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KILL THE FILTHY BARBARIAN!

>mfw its a pasta thread

what is even that country LEL

She would 'thin' the cetchup with butter before stiring the noodles in it. Then top with craft cheddar cheese.

fusilli master race

How come the objectively best pasta ever is actually a german speciality? Really makes you ponder...

>Amerishart cuisine

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ofXvU-tijnk

we Italians love spaghetti and some deep oil drilling, if you catch my drift...

we are going to drill all those BBB ( BIG BLACK BOOTIES), chocolate women belong to the italian. our imperial roman blood mixed with that sweet black oil

go get em boys

Rigatoni is good, my fav

Mfw my family is Mormon and scetti with butter is a standard meal here.

I just want to say to every Italian in this thread

Thank your for inventing pizza and spaghetti

that looks fucking oily man even by italian standards

>scetti with butter

Amerifat reporting in. Get on my level.

>Ketchup
>Cheddar

Butter AND cheddar at the same time too???

No ...

Not even Italian, but it's fucking delicious.

canadians making fun of other countries? pls have some self-respect

who here fucks with farfalle?

We don't believe in flavor, it's the devil's gateway to ethnic cuisines

penne mastershape

dsss... that's because you're supposed to fry spätzle in a pan with butter. But granted, not the best picture. Personally I like them even more crispy/darker, but make sure they're big enough, or you get em too dry.
And remember kids: spätzle are not equal to Knöpfle (these are the little/smaller bastards you cant really fry in the pan, or else they end up dry and disgusting)

Either way, my argument still holds.
>Spätzle pasta master race

Acceptable since it's like two shells bridged