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abc.net.au/news/2016-12-14/female-only-ride-sharing-service-shebah-to-launch-in-queensland/8119134

Hello Gertrude I want to get to point x
Sure jump in and lets go
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Are we there yet
Sorry honey we are lost and I dont know where the fuck we are now, its gonna be 200$ plus tip by the way.

Including men who identify as women? So men then? This will end well

female drivers. nope. out of business in a week.

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dice game

Reach for the slice of cake, then wake up to another cold dreary day in my 400 sq ft studio apartment.

Just let the gril have the cake. If you're that hungry stop being a pansy and go cook a steak.

The first ride sharing service where drivers will have to stop and ask for directions every 5 minutes.

gonna double the amount of women dying in car crashes

>waifu
stopped reading there

Waifu material would insist on you having the last piece.

Test is therefore irrelevant

I give my waifu the cake. I mean, it's her fucking birthday. Any other day of the week though I'd skip her stupid game and just eat the cake.

I hate cake that's for semen addict faggots

This was on Bojack

Split cake, best compromises are when both parties are a bit upset

Give her the cake because I don't want to get an anime divorce and pay all of the bitcoins I mine in alimony. (Also the coin toss is better)

Can we just go full Saudi already and ban them from driving or in fact leaving the house without a male guardian?

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winrar

The coin toss has a 75% probability of giving you at least one head in two attempts.

The dice has a 69-70% probability of giving you a 5 or 6 in 3 attempts.

Coin toss is superior.

If you can't do such basic math like I just did in my head in 3 minutes, you shouldn't be talking about politics, in fact you should not have the right to vote.

Basic probabilty problem.
Coin:
>win%=1-(0.5*0.5)=0.75%
Dice:
>win%=1-(4/6)^3=~0.71%

Coin gives you a better chance to win and takes less time, but I would still never take away cake from my waifu, let alone on her birthday... And I hate sweet foods anyway.

>Only female drivers
Oh boy this is going to end well.

Do they allow transwomen? Wouldn't want to be a bigot.

Why? What made-up problem are they trying to fix? Ride-sharing services have driver and passenger ratings for a reason.

I'll show those women by starting my own male only ride sharing service.

wasted 3 minutes then you stupid faggot.
the answer is smear it on your dick and laugh.

This business is guaranteed to face a discrimination lawsuit.

>that thin pole just hits him in the middle of his back
when you gotta go you gotta go

Assuming we ate both the same amount of cake, slicing the piece in half is the only fair option.
We could also just put it in the 冷蔵庫 and have スックス.

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Sounds about right

>sign post out of nowhere crushes the frantic cyclist
Fucking Pottery

Well we can knock out Argentina being Asian in addition not being white.

and myself I must commit sudoku

Not sure I understand the question. Is it saying the 3 rolls have to add up to 5 or 6? Or is it saying you have to roll a 5 or 6 with one of the 3 rolls ?

>call up service
>get denied for being male
>sue
or
>call up service
>rape and kill all the women
i hope someone tries both

We can only hope. Like some transformer gets rejected because they sound like Barry White and they sue.

What? I gave the right answer fucktard.

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praise kek

>Rape and kill all the women

Bonus points if you're brown because then they're obligated to say thank you.

>Men who identify as female
I smell a loophole

You can't decide to identify as a woman if you make no effort to look like one, people will tell you to fuck off.

Christ I gotta get out of this fucking country

>put on a wig
>claim you identify as a woman
>wait until you're driven to secluded place
>rape away

>call the taxi
>if they complain tell them you identify as a woman
>if they still refuse they just wasted fuel money
repeat ad nauseam
If they try to charge you then you can take them to court for charging you without offering the promised service

>call
>say hello in the deepest voice you can manage
>she threatens to call the feelings police
>say you're female who just happens to be born with a penis, no uterus, have absolutely no feminine features and has a beard
>enjoy free ride

How is this a bad thing

JESUS christ

that guy got fucking rekt

>rape away

>Say I Identify as female
>"I'm your driver Phillis, you smell real good like the insida my mommas purse"

>Somebody is doing the raping

That is some final destination type shit right there

Bojack predicted it.

>including men who identify as female

Jesus fucking christ this will end very badly if I know my average fellow queenslander

Alot of women are gunna recieve the redpill directly into their cervix

The US has one as well, it's called see Jane go

what a sexist fucking app.

This. I tell butch lesbians to fuck off all the time.

The nerve! Looking like that and identifying as female.

>Soon there will be Uber but with strippers as the drivers.
Sweet.

>Put on wig
>Identify as female
>Take wig off after ride
>If discrimination make a big deal about it
>Worst that happens is driver cant drive for company anymore

>including men who identify as female

There is no way this can go wrong...

Brock went from catching pokemans to disregarding his family's honor. Inderdasting.

>Shebah only uses female drivers and only accepts female passengers, including men who identify as female.

So wait, do they accept transformer drivers? That sentence does my head in.

This. What about xir?

Wrong. All efforts to identify as a woman is a gender construct. A woman can choose to not wear a dress, to nor weak makeup, to use a purse, or to look exactly like a greasy 300 lbs bearded biker. Stop being oppressive.

Kek

This is legitimately a subplot in bojack horseman.

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Where did this happen? How many people died? When? This shit looks like it's out of a movie or something. Until I see some sort of citation I don't believe it's real.

Why are 90% of the male commenters being faggots? I thought Aussies were irl shitposters. Turns out you're a bunch of cucks.

I identify as a transgender butch lesbian, and I'm highly offended by this triggering remark.

>getting driven by skeevy stripper orcas

...sure why not

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gropey fucking Poo In Loo and Mohammed taxi drivers did more to red pill Aussie women than anything else in the world.

Fuck it.

God. It's going to be a disaster when some drunk tranny who hasn't got it's costume on properly gets turned down by a driver.

This webm is physically painful to watch.

Who is Karla Homolka

>You can't decide to identify as a woman if you make no effort to look like one, people will tell you to fuck off.

Oh boy, you have no idea how wrong you are.

Did you just climb out of a time capsule?

>exclude half the population from your market
>hope the half you cater to actually use your service

This is why women think there's a glass ceiling.

How fucking sheltered are you?
This is the world we live in, shit like this happens all the time not just in fucking movies, fuck you're stupid.

Sounds reasonable actually. What is so funny? Women are fragile, getting in a car with a strange man is dangerous.

Holy shit. I'm pretty sure this would still be going on if that car didn't pull up and force her to actually turn around rather than continue going in circles.

I am a man who identifies as female

Time for some female on female lesbian rape

literally cabracadabra

WHAT THE FUCK

HIT BY THE TINY SIGN, EXPLOSION FOLLOWS IMMEDIATELY, THEN RAN OVER WHILE ON FIRE. LOL WHAT THE FUCK DID HE DO TO DESERVE THAT

wow that guy getting hit by the light post had the worst luck in the world

Did you just assume my gender?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>all the time

yea nah it doesn't

I actually did this once. But in my defense I was drunk.

>be me
>20 year old cis-chick
>decide to take sheeebah so I don't get raped by an indian who decided to come to america and make a better life
>i wish him the best tho
>fuck white people
>wait outside for 20 min
>where the fuck is that taxi
>in comes toyota corolla
>always corolla, fuck
>look in windshield
>fucking 6ft 250 mass of testosterone shows the fuck up
>phallus has a beard and everything
>shebah lied to me
>shook.jpg
>about to scream rape when it rolls down the window with its hairy limbs
>assaults me in the eyes and says in a thin falsetto:
>"sugar, don't worry I identify as a female"
>my heart slows down at this empowerment
>"oh I thought-
>"don't worry, I'm all woman"
>queen gestures to her skirt I overlooked
>she giggles
>I smile
>Phew, no panic attacks today it seems
>the air lightens up a bit, I get in the car
>"oh and sugar?"
>I look up at the physical embodiment of feminist victory
>"yes?" I say with a smile
>"sorry I was Trans-late"
>We each bust into howls of laughter
>I stare outside thinking of the beauty that I and several other women made possible: our blossoming friendship
>we head onto the road with positivity and love in my heart
>mfw i got raped

If a woman rapes you that means you got lucky.

Does that still apply in this case?

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Yes any woman is lucky to have a hairy, muscular, tall white femeale with a big hairy dick to rape them

Me too m8. I'm learning Finnish.

I like the cold.

>make rideshare app using only female drivers
>bankrupt within a year making all the repairs to damaged vehicles and paying legal fees

Soon it will become a safe space for men to look at attractive women.

>That one poor fuck that got completely BTFO.

Fucken capped

That fucking cyclist

The sign just fucking wrecks him out of nowhere. I can't stop watching this

nice shoop faggot