Why haven't you moved to the white man's paradise?

Why haven't you moved to the white man's paradise?

>Inb4 noguns
You can obtain them for recreational shooting and pest control. If you need a gun for self defense you're a nigger.

>Inb4 everything will kill you
Simply a meme. If you live in the suburbs, you won't see any wildlife aside from possums and foxes.

>Inb4 abos
They have essentially been bred out. They are as rare as seeing a full blooded nigger. 99% of them stay at their reserves in bumfuck nowhere.

>Inb4 too hot
Man the fuck up, baby. A little warmth is too much for you? Back to your cuckshed. Hot days for us are paradise. Perfect day for a trip to the local swimming pool or beach.

Feel free to find a flaw in this great country. I'll be here all night. there's a reason euros are flocking here in droves. We are the last bastion for the white race. They want to raise their families here because everywhere else will be blacked in 50 years.

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>If you need a gun for self defense you're a nigger
No, if you need a gun for self defense you're likely surrounded by niggers

I dislike hot weather. I love the cold and the rain

Move to Tasmania then. You're probably as inbred as those cunts anyway.

True.

Have you got a problem with that, soft cunt? If you ever had the nerve to say that to my face I'd snap your neck like a twig you wog cunt

>Tasmania has four distinct seasons with the warmest months being December to March. The average maximum daily summer temperatures are between 17 and 23 degrees Celsius and winter daily temperatures sit between 3 and 11 degrees Celsius. Rainfall varies dramatically across the island.

You sound like a chav. Stay in your paki infested shithole. We don't want you.

Lad, chavs are better than you. All you mongs do is drink, shit and piss all over the street and get skin cancer. Nobody wants to move to your chink infested shithole, no matter how much you want to improve your genepool

>All you mongs do is drink, shit and piss all over the street

All classless Brits do is drink, beat/molest their children and complain about whatever is being pandered to them at the time. At least we have culture. All Brits enjoy doing is raping their daughters then giving the Pakis sloppy seconds.

A true modern tragedy, Britain. Dont worry, we'll pick up the pieces after your island becomes the capital of the upcoming caliphate.

What happens here?

>Defending chavs

You must be a chav, kys

Emus preparing for war.

>At least we have culture
No you don't you. Ohhhh, vegemite. Yeah m8, we invented that, you just made a knockoff version. Stupid bogan cunt

aren't you full tho

Don't you guys have an issue with Muslims invading your country from Indonesia?

The Emu Empire. The aussies live in eternal fear, they pay tribute to their dinosaur overlords. OP is trying to recruit you because the Emus need more slaves.

How can Australian men even compete?

Pic related is the heart of our culture. Britbong 'culture' is basically 'aw mate we're so classy, fancy a cheeky nandos of a pint at Wetherspoons?'

You just know she got ROOED after that picture.

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> expects me to know what a Celsius or a meter or a footie or a chook or any of that horseshit is

Other than that Australia is bredy good

The epitome of australian culture is eating knock off marmite, sniffing petrol and dying of skim cancer.

ROO'D

What are some conservative cities in australia? I understand Melbourne is SJW central and Perth seems to be a mining town.
What is the healthcare system like? Can a Med school graduate come over or do I need a residency in my home country from one of the deficient positions?
I heard of a doctor that had to repeat all of med school over there but he emigrated in the 80s so I hope that changed.

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Australian men are cuckolds to their own animals.

If Hillary had won, my family was seriously discussing moving to Queensland.

A-aren't you full?

you're a hypocritical cunt m8

Australian men arent the hard cunts they try so hard to make us believe. They are feminised queers that love men. They are weak. A load of skinny manlets.

>wen u nut and she keeps jerkin'

WE WUZ KANG-AROOS

Perth seems like a nice, quiet non-SJW place to move to, with nice Mediterranean weather to boot. Is this true?

Is it true that there are vast amounts of uranium in Australia? Not to mention I can only imagine that the outback is the perfect place to store nuclear waste. How is the nuclear energy industry there? I'm about to start college and currently planning on going into that field.

>living in a country where the car is the only mode of transportation.

stay cucked, cunt. Keep supporting saudi arabia with your money, kike.

we tested nukes in australia lmao. Maybe that would explain the braim damage

LMAO TERRIGAL ON POL NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY

FUCK YEAH CUNT LETS GO TO CROWN PLAZA CUNT AYYYYY

shrimp on the barbie.

get shrimp.

place on barbie.

na, idk i can't afford the gas to move a state away.

Do they have psych wards because those are basically thought prisons

Free kanye btw

Fuck your supersize man eating bugs.

Brisbane is the most conservative. Healthcare system is top notch. You pay 2% of your income to the Medicare levy and that pays for everything. Not sure how it works for doctors coming over here, having your residency helps. Might be worth looking it up.

>braim

bong bong bong

#triggered
Reported, saged, sent an email to moot at his new job at google begging him to ban you.

moving myself and my entire extended family to perth to be alongside other brits asap.

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Nice proxy you faggot.

True Aussie here this is all you need to know about Australia. Fuck off we're full.

Yes, but economic conditions not good right now. Unless you're a top quality candidate in a field with few competitors you're going to be having a hard time finding work in Perth.

Meet me at terrigal pub. We can grab a cold one, a steak and talk shit.

> I love the cold and the rain
a true britbong!

MBGA!

>there's a reason euros are flocking here in droves.

Can you please not call muslims europeans?

Anybody? I read some Aussies discussing something of the sort in a thread a while ago.

What do you think we built our nukes with? Auscucks are our little bitches and do what they are told if they know whats good for them.

i live there , whole life has been chill easy mode
bit hot atm but whatever

Alright so there is a lot of uranium then I take it. Is there a sizable nuclear energy industry there?

We have the largest untapped stockpiles of the stuff in the world iirc.
I fucking wish mate.
They fucked up any hope of that decades ago

>calls Australia chink infested shithole
>his national dish is chicken tikka masala

>have to pay a yearly license few to use a paint ball gun

>Is there a sizable nuclear energy industry there?

There is none

Labor has been officially opposed to Nuclear since the 80's (we're lucky we even have Uranium mines, Bob Hawke was able to reach an agreement with the cucks in his party that allowed 3 Uranium mines in the country but still opposed using it)

Liberal-National has never bothered talking about it seriously. John Howard said he'd pursue it if reelected in 2007 but then he lost and they never bothered continuing with that promise.

Your national dish is fairy bread. That's all you poofs are, a load of fairys.

how much real estate costs in middle of nowhere australia? i want a Sup Forumsony

While stupid that clearly says you pay for 5 years in all but 1 state

cheap. block of land at a beach town in north qld costs around $70k

Pretty fucking cheap.
If you had the money a farm larger than the UK was up for sale as a while ago.

Might have to unfuck my life's shit if I want to properly emigrate there first.
But it's a start.

We have 1 (one) nuclear pp. It's fucking pathetic.

I am coming soon, will stay for 6 months

Really looking forward to it

Fucking depressing. I can only imagine the wonders that could do for your economy. Perhaps an influential group or individual will come along and lobby it into existence. I think it's a absolute gold mine waiting to be tapped. I wish I was more influential/further into my career at this point to try and make something happen. Best of luck with it, I'll keep my eye on it for sure.

Are they desperate for doctors?

Cause I'm desperate for a residency program. Willing to work with abos even

Where you visiting in straya mate?
I know a guy who came over from Sweden because it's an absolute shithole now.
I fucking know mate. It's absolutely retarded that we never went nuclear.
Cheap, clean electricity.
Fuck I hope someone does lobby it into existence would be absolutely wonderful.
The UK nuke tests in aus was us trying to buddy up with them to buy nuclear arms from them btw.
Good luck mate.

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I bet making sure to put on your ground harness before leaving the house is a pain in the ass

I'm going to Melbourne to study

Once I'm done I'll travel around for a bit, probably northern Queensland and maybe the Northern Territory

Denmark is fortunately better off than Sweden, not leaving because of the political scene here

do australian girl like japanese man? how do i find a girl friend in australia

Thanks!

Bring your sister and play hide and seek

Just don't be surprised that Melbourne is a lefty multi-cultural shithole.
Fucking nice though have a great time.
What you studying if you don't mind me asking?
We need all the white people we can get.
Even leafs,

Depends on how you look like

And why dont you find a nice jap girl?
There seems like a lot of lonely girls in japan

my sister has boyfriend from england
she is university student

White as fuck. Very Americanized.

Spent two years working in the South Side of Chicago. If pol had any idea how those people actually lived...

i am not tall because i am 168cm but i am not fat person

japanese girl has small breast

Since you're on Sup Forums you'll probably be able to handle the bantz here.
But noice. We really do need all the whites we can get.

Law at the Uni Melb

I've heard so from others too but many I know who've been there all says that its one of the nicest cities they've ever been to

Since I've got it all planned already, I figure I'm gonna go into it with the most positive mindset and just have a good time

Also, academically, the Melbourne Law School is 8th in the world, so really good

It's a pretty great city but lefty as fuck.
But good on ya and I hope you have a great time.

I'd love to, but my assumption is that your immigration policies require a lot out of a potential immigrant and I don't have super useful skills or degrees.

Thanks man. Any traveling advice for me once I'm done (late June)?

I want to go somewhere it's still hot and with beautiful nature and lots of animals although I know its winter down there by then

>If you need a gun for self defense you're a nigger.
>you're likely surrounded by niggers

What that nigger said

I live near Dandenong
Niggers and Muzzies everywhere
fuck that shit

I wouldn't mind trading you two Danish girls with massive teats for a small japanese rape doll honestly

Literal never ending plague of flies are retarded food price are enough to make it not worth it.

Soz lad

>If you live in the suburbs, you won't see any wildlife

Yea until a big fuck off spider lands in your living room.

Then what? Just burn your house down? Not worth it mate.

Guns are for keeping the government in check.
A country with gun control is a country under tyranny.
A government of and for the people has no reason to fear them. Niggers kill people, not guns.

I mean it really depends on what you're looking for.
Australia has pretty much everything.
NSW has a lot of great rain forests and such.

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>the warmest months being December to March

wtf even ur seasons are wrong

fuck off your full,anglos only

>scared of spiders

grow up

I didn't realize it was like that in NZ

Your socialist health care system almost killed my cousin with its years long waiting lists when my extended family was there on work visas. My aunt had to fly him back to the United States to get real medical attention after she was told she was being pushed back three years on the waiting list to get my cousin's acute illness treated. At that point he nearly died once already. Apparently the Australian healthcare system just couldn't cope.

My cousin is a good guy so I take that shit personally.

>If you need a gun for self defense you're a nigger.

But isn't NSW kinda cold in winter?

I was thinking Northern QLD. maybe Mackay drive around there for a bit then fly to Cairns and drive around some more and then go to Darwin before flying home or maybe stopping in Singapore or Tokyo

wtf i love Austria now

Yeah you're real tough you fucking leaf faggot.
Try fighting this.