>the year is 2019
>you just woke up in an alternative world where Hillary Clinton won the election
>communism and cultural Marxism has taken over the world (except for Muslims because liberals love them)
>you walk outside and see a post apocalyptic America where SJW thought police control everything and anything you say
How fucked are you?
I would've been dead or enslaved by minorities. I'm a white, straight, Christian, male.
Why you don't want to be gay?
>become Muslim
>Get to do whatever because you're Muslim
>Fuck the government up because else they're racist.
>Restore order
[spoiler]you weren't a Muslim all along[/spoiler]
The Fendippitous Eggmen are returning soon.
I am muslim
salamalaykum
They would probably either kill you or if they are too much of pussies they would lock you up with the rest of the filthy shitlords
Implying I wouldn't burn my entire city down if that happened
Implying I wouldn't become a fucking legend
Implying I would forget America
Implying I wouldn't MAGA
YA op , Great fucking thread
>Long ago in a distant land, I, Ajew, the shape-shifting Master of Shekels, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Sup Forumsack wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Ajew!
>Communism
Oh cool!
>Cultural marxism
Well shit. Ruined another one did (((we)))
>Post apoc SJW thought police
So i still have my rifle right? There's a resistance some where.
The only way we can uncuck the west is to form a Molotov-Ribbentrop pact with Muslims, get them to ban faggotry and then backstab them.
>whites mass "convert" to Islam
>mobilize populist uprising
>get elected on Muslim platforms
>change the system to autocracy
>new demagogue caliph steps to the platform >opens a can of beer
>GAS THE SEMITES RACE WAR NOW
>all non-whites purged
>a new sect of white man Islam is established
>implying I wouldn't join you and take this country back if it means I'll die trying
0% fucked because Trump won in every single timeline.
>Molotov-Ribbentrop pact
Yeah that worked last time we went 14/88
>walk outside
>"Look at me"
>"I'm the politically and racially oppressed party now"
Find Mike "electric fence" Pence and MAGA
...
>HEY GOY. ITS 4:30pm YOU KNOW THE ROUTINE TYRONE HAS A NICE BIG COCK MEAT SANDWICH FOR YOU TO EAT
My drivers liscense expires.
Pretty much it
>gotta get back, back to the past
>Sup Forumsack jack
fucking underrated as hell.
I don't think you understand Muslims, the elites, the politics nor the schools of Islam if you believe any of that past the first sentence can be remotely done.
I did swim on white pussy and white boipocci. Its a win win for me
>tfw beaner vet who is about to sign up for ICE
>tfw publically voice my disdain for illegals
A-Am I gonna be oke g-guys?
Western ''white'' Muslims would just be a bunch of libshits who would ruin anything good in that religion as they have Catholicism. They would probably start preaching the virtues of Islamic socialism.
>meanwhile the SJW Taskforce is scouting every house for shitlords all phones and electronics are tracked to make sure no one being a bad goy
Not very.
Tell people I'm sorry for being white and then keep doing whatever I was doing before my coma.
Or ride my Korean heritage for all its worth ("OH MY GOD, WE WERE SO DISENFRANCHISED BY....EVERYONE IN ASIA")
it depends on where you lie, lad. Also, might be mistaken though, if you look very injun (you know, less 5'7 and very dark-skinned), some cholos could beat the hell out of ya, or kill you in the worst case scenario (it'd be a minor misunderstanding between people of the same minority, not a hate crime or something). They'd be like: tienes el nopal en la frente, ¿y despotricas contra uno? KEK
>proceeds to pull out gun and waste you