>Following the long hot summer of 1932, wild emus in the Murchison district of Western Australia went on the rampage in search of food and water - much to the chagrin of local farmers who feared for their crops.
Now imagine, you're a farmer living with your family in absolute middle of buttfuck nowhere when suddenly pic related appears on your land and begins to eat, drink, shit on and generally destroy all that they encounter.
Worst of all, you will run out of bullets before the Outback runs out of emus. These creatures are aggressive, especially the males and they quickly rid your farm of an entire years worth of work.
Now you are completely trapped, your kids have been taken by the Emus and your wife is mortally injured after being kicked repeatedly by their deadly legs. You have no food, you have no water and the radio is only repeating the message that the army is in full retreat from the Emu threat.
Eventually, you die - either from the emus themselves or from simple starvation. A few years later people wander onto your former home and find your skeletons bleaching inside.
The only way the Australians could save themselves was by building a fence to hold them back, and in recent years there has been increasing surges in the numbers of the Emus, eventually they will break through. I don't think Australia will survive a second Emu War.
Evidence of Emu Troops amassing on the border in 2002 - this is an advance scouting party to test for weakness. youtube.com/watch?v=BQ7cX40e-3A [
You're fucked Aussie mates, this almost a decade ago, there is literally twelve times as many now.When they go on the rampage again you, your country, your people - they are finished.
> “the tough, prolific, gangling marauder of the sand plains whose species, ever since the beginning of agriculture in the State, has invaded, in a frenzy of hunger, some of the finest fields at the time of ripening of the harvest to shear off heads and limbs with voracious beaks and to trample with great webbed feet 100 plants into the earth for each one eaten.”
You think that guns even work against these fucking things?
>Take it from Major C. W. P. Meredith, who was in charge of the operation: “The emu is an amazingly hard bird to kill outright, many carry mortal wounds up to a distance of half a mile. If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world. They can face machine-guns with the invulnerability of tanks.”
Jack Nelson
Emus did nothing wrong
Oliver Lewis
“There’s only one way to kill an emu,” one battle shaken veteran of the bizarre conflict remarked. “Shoot him through the back of the head when his mouth is closed, or through the front of his mouth when his mouth is open. That’s how hard it is. Do not let him see you. Do not get surrounded”
Wyatt Brooks
I do support the Emu Free State and I also hope that the Emus are eventually victorious on their reconquest of the Australia.
You bastards were meant to be eaten by them when we dumped you on the fucking island but instead you take the place over.
PS: We have General Spazzie McGee - he will be leading the operations in the coming year.
Ian Cook
We got this.
Kayden James
You think they have forgotten, you think they have forgiven the dropping of nuclear weapons upon their Capital Nest you fucking monster?
Hundreds of thousands of bright Emu lives, futures and dreams were snuffed out in an instant, chicks were turned to ash in their nests, entire broods destroyed, ancient bloodlines ruined.
DAY OF THE BEAK SOON AUSSIES. Dare I call it - a BOGANDIED?
Tyler Rodriguez
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Colton Allen
Last thing the guy that took the picture saw, probably drove its beak into his eye socket hauled the rest of itself inside the vehicle, eviscerating the passengers with its long legs and wicked talons.
Brandon Hill
Potential terrorists, they have to go. Ill start an emus are anti semites campaign and that will be that.
Ryder Bailey
Run Aussie! RUUUUN!
Michael Peterson
Maybe you can try giving them herpes like you did with the carp.
Jordan Myers
OI WHAT ABOUT THEM ROOS MATE
Ethan Butler
kek. Not bad, Hans.
Leo Cruz
First Emu War
>2500+ enemy casualties >0 Australian casualties
Fuckin bring em on
Asher Gray
>Australian claims.
Emu claims of the casualties are vastly, vastly differing.
Noah Wright
>believing the feathered Jews propaganda wew lad
Nathan Ramirez
why are british people so jelly of aussie on this board? Is it their A) Whiteness B) Higher gdp per capita C) Better dental care
Matthew Scott
Emus are large, powerful birds, and their legs are among the strongest of any animal and powerful enough to tear down metal fencing, they are virtually bullet proof and have incredibly fast top speeds.
You're just trying to hide Australia's shame.
Mason Wood
The Brits actually have pretty good teeth. The other two things you listed are 100% true though.
Nice meme. The funny thing is your country is literally being swamped by muzzos and nonwhites. It's pretty sad.
Levi Mitchell
Nice meme. The funny thing is your country is literally being swamped by giant birds, Asians and their carp... It's pretty sad.
Pic related: How long till the fence breaks, eh Aussie?
Levi Morales
>You have no food, you have no water and the radio is only repeating the message that the army is in full retreat from the Emu threat. Topfuckingkek
Mason Robinson
tell me... why do the emus hunt the australians?
Xavier Sanders
>Australia: 92% white >2.2% Muslims How's your country looking? These are very real problems you are facing. Not a bunch of birds in the outback.
John Evans
>The emu's range covers most of mainland Australia, but the Tasmanian emu and King Island emu subspecies became extinct after the European settlement of Australia in 1788.
Revenge for a previous genocide of their gentler, more refined cousins - The Tasmanian and the King Island Emu,
RIP King Island Emu's, you were too fragile and too beautiful for the Bogans and their brutish clubbing of your small delicate bodies.
Josiah Ross
WE'VE STUDIED THEIR TACTICS FOR YEARS.
WE ALWAYS KNEW THEY'D BE BACK
FROM DEEP WITHIN THE URANIUM RICH DESERTS OF INLAND AUSTRALIA, THE EMU HORDE LIFTS ITS SCRAGGLY NECK AND LOOKS COASTWARD AGAIN
Gabriel Baker
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Robert Perry
bump do not forget Australian war crimes.
Luke King
Imagine the buffalo wings you could make with those things
Brody Flores
Are emus top tier meme bird?
Sebastian Hall
>Australia >40% white >60% emu Your time has passed
Christian Harris
The Emus will not stop coming and they will not stop killing.
Bentley Price
>Mfw this time the Emus formed an alliance with the Kangaroos
What if the Koalas get in on it too and throw projectile weapons while hiding in the comfort of the Kangaroo pouch?
Jordan Martin
A moment of silence please, for all the brave men we lost in that war. Rest easy in heaven boys, you've done your time in hell.
Aaron Watson
>nuclear weapons upon their Capital Nest Goddamit. Aussies must pay!!!!
Tyler Jenkins
It's called banter. You wouldn't understand it.
Logan Reed
GAS THE AUSSIES EMU WAR NOW
Nicholas Allen
Mate, the fates that befell them were worse than any death.
Some were held captive for the rest of their lives.
