Cool story, bro. I'll have you know that I am also a Russian hacker, named Haywood Yasuckmeoff, I reversed that other guy's hacks and I manipulated elections in all 50 states, trying to rig it for Hillary. I gave her 60 million votes, and the stupid cunt STILL couldn't get it done.
Xavier Martin
Source or hang yourself, faggot
Nicholas Wilson
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Easton Edwards
Awesome source, you fucking kike
William Reyes
Isn't that hackerman from that weird 80's spoof?
Nathaniel Cook
A fucking leaf.
Evan Ross
fake news
Robert Rivera
I am a Russian hacker!
Brody Butler
(((zwcybH6g)))
Ryder Baker
Isn't that a plot of a movie?
Carter Turner
Very cute and sex.
Alexander White
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Robert Ross
>tfw he's in collusion with Karli
DRUMPF DOOMED
Ryder Robinson
Kek
Brayden Harris
>Trying and failing to change directories, literally the most simple command line command, is coding This picture always gets me.
Aaron Torres
yes, its all true i and broke into comet ping pong and put pedo art everywjhere
Adam Long
is that fucking pewdiepie??
Kayden Miller
I am the great Czech hacker, and I have to admit. I hacked the voting systems of America to make Hillary... oh woops I used the wrong syntax and made Donald win.
Oh well Donald payed me more than Hillary.
Ryder Murphy
Man, we really broke the left. Now they are going all in with the McCarthyism, after decades of leftist teachers and professors teaching how awful the practice was.
Just a little more time and pressure, they'll really crack.
Jaxson Garcia
The hacker known as Sup Forums works for Russians too.
Isaiah Rodriguez
I am the great Russian hacker the democrats paid to hack Seth Rich's shit all up.
I hacked him so hard and so fast, he dropped dead.
Josiah Martinez
Who was hackerman behind the 98% Hillary poll implosion?
A. Donald Trump B. Hillary Clinton C, Hackerman D. You E. The Russians
Owen Cox
I am pretty sure they're going to bribe some Russian guy into pretending to be an elite hacker.
Adam Johnson
Mind hacking shit here too? So that the AfD wins the election?
Ryder Hughes
Oy vey thats a good goy... err good boy I mean. Yes ze russians rigged ze election for drumpf believe me you filthy goy.. I mean fine lad
Trump -> Karlie -> Taylor "Adolf" Swift Drumpf working with the infamous leader of the alt-right? The plot thickens.
Camden Powell
they'll roll out dolph lundgren to rehash his old role
Cooper Scott
She listed the contents of one of the directories though which is 1337
Bentley Long
>Do all kinds of shady shit >Get exposed by vodka fueled slavs when you get hooked by a phishing attempt >Blame the drunken slavs for exposing your corruption, rather than looking at your corruption
Nolan Gray
>dolph lundgren >elite hacker When?
Kayden Kelly
THAT IS HACKERMAN
Landon Perez
russian rocky was cold war propaganda
Angel Rogers
He hack you back in time or hack all the wounds off of you bringing you back to life. Best hacker ever
Christian Rodriguez
He pressed an elevator button once in an 80s movie
Henry Harris
>Taylor will never pee in your mouth and smother you with her Aryan ass
Why live
Andrew Ortiz
When does he jump out of the helicopter to disarm the nukes?
>Russian hacker Aleks "Кyлaкoв" Kuznetsov comes forward and admits to being a part of a hacking cell involved in tampering with the election.
Oliver Jackson
While we're at it: I have to admit that I shot JFK. The government didn't approach me either, but did leave me a briefcase full of money.
Jayden Fisher
Vladimir Fedoravichoslav here, I also received a briefcase of money to help elect our puppet trump. I personally backtraced a few hundred thousand hillary votes through the democracysphere cyber-firewall and rubbed them out
Hudson Russell
This just in! The first image of the Crazy Russian Hacker!
DRUMPF BLOWN THE FUCK OUT! HahahahahaHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED Sup Forums! Fuck you all and please enjoy four, no EIGHT years of Madame President you pathetic bitches :)
Your little bigoted Drumpfy friend is FINISHED!
Christian Nguyen
She is the embodiment of perfection.
Closet homo detected
Alexander Perry
No I'm the hacker, my alias is Kekeku Cuckitycuck.
Christian Thompson
Go lay down on the designated street if you want someone to piss on you, you disgusting brown subhuman.
Angel Powell
Splendid
Adrian Turner
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Dominic Perez
>muh negro booty Silence heretic!
Dominic Fisher
its fine to want to breed with superior white women but pissing is degenerate you camel jockey
Owen Gray
I have white skin and hazel eyes. I look more white than you wife's son.
Jonathan Powell
Tasting bodily fluids of your partner fuels the sex drive.
Eli Brooks
A fucking leaf
Connor Bailey
She's 6 feet tall and weighs 115 pounds. She is literally too thin to menstruate.
Connor Mitchell
The 400lb russian hacker known as Sup Forums affected the votes in 30 states.
Aaron Collins
>it thinks it's people This is just pathetic, go killyourself.
Leo Johnson
Next time you receive a nonsensical pos from a leaf do not get angry, do not get frustrated.
it is full leaf tier posting: it proves nothing, it doesn't argue for or against the contentions of an argument, it doesn't bring new information, it doesn't offer an opinion. It's just shit. Pure shit. Like Canadians.
I enjoyed my time in Canada and real Canadians are a friendly and accomodating people but Leaf-Posters deserve nothing less than death.
Rake all leafs. Kill them. They are not like us and inherently beneath us. Do not validate a leaf. Do not entertain his clownery, ignore him at your least, kill him at your most. Make no mistake, the Leaf is an impediment to your thoughts and intellectual well being. Come in contact with such vermin and you do not think, you just rage, you do not consider, you just end up frustrated.
They are not human.
Rake the leaf for he is not one of us and if he resists the rake, slit his throat for he only lives to impede your pure and independent thought and mate your women to apes.
Leafs are not us. They deserve nothing less than death.
Do not forget or ignore this.
Rake the leaf.
Noah Edwards
is that why you shit skins fuck goats instead of your wives?
William Jackson
>Read post >Dont see source >See flag next thread
Charles Peterson
Face > Personality > Body
Cameron Allen
It wasn't a Russian at all, it was the infamous 3-testicled Polish hacker, Hujanika Balakov - Drumph is literally BTFO now
Ian Allen
Hahaha!
Angel Foster
Also,
(((RUSSIAN HACKER)))
Oliver Allen
Daily reminder that half the electorate would rather sit on their ass in front of the TV and let Trump be President than take the trouble to go vote for an old, corrupt, stinky vagina.
Brandon Jenkins
the pic is even better because you are russian
William Edwards
I know. All the leftist propaganda gives us so much funny shit to use as reaction images.
Mason Thomas
>Kuznetsov That rusty piece of junk that's stuck in the strait of Gibraltar belting out fumes?
Top kek.
Jose Morris
That's cause i gregory Borshtynskovskiska was able to hack the paper ballots in favor of jill stein giving trump the edge he needed.
Joshua Gomez
>current day Britain >shittalking anyone's fleet Adorable.
Easton Thomas
Russians are fking bro tier...never had problems with german-russians or russians in general.
People here don't see russia as a danger, many see you guys as friends - no matter how hard the lying press is trying to make you look bad. The rest is mostly neutral and a few hate you i guess.
Speaking of russians...i think im going to play some CSGO now.
Landon Turner
You're damn right I'm gonna shit talk your fleet, pathetic.
>p-pls let us refuel here pls privet da >lolno fuck off >o okay da da Top lel.
Matthew Parker
boasting + lying = troll
Ryder Ortiz
Same here.
Adam Thomas
Reminder that Dolph Lundgren has a masters degree in chemical engineering and a 160 IQ
Brandon Evans
Putin hands over to Trump in sign good goodwill, hackers pisses his pants and tells the true
Landon Moore
Nobody believes the Russia conspiracy bullshit. Pizza gate on the other hand. Podesta brothers, code words, now there is a solvable puzzle. But that's none of my business.
Aiden Powell
Oh and stop telling Muslims to rape Germans.
Adrian Rivera
We have a few cargo ships with fuel follow Kusnetsov. They also have additional bombs and stuff for the actual fighters. And that is for an air carrier build in early nineties. Time whe Russia fell apart. Now we're building nuclear icebreakers, soon will start a 'super-icebreaker' project, and have new air carriers to be produced by 2025. You, on the other hand... No nuclear ice-breakers, so you have to rely on Russian ones. And, well, this. telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/15/royal-navy-to-lose-anti-ship-missiles-and-be-left-only-with-guns/
Russian people en masse see the European governments as the enemy, and see your culture as slowly rotting due to gays, migrants and such. Thanks to our propaganda, at least. As you can see, our propagandists aren't very creative and just look at Europe for inspiration. Anyways, you Germans are cool. Just don't start this shit with Europe conquering again, alright?
Wyatt Moore
>implying they need any motivation or words of encouragement
Am I talking to a paki?
Landon Russell
'Cause it's impossible for two Americans to be named John Smith.
Kevin King
Voronov. Sergei Voronov. You want election hacks you stop by merchant of menace
Ayden Bailey
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Jason Baker
But he's invincible
Joseph Butler
If get it was Baron from the future
Austin Nguyen
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Evan Reed
There is a saying if i am not mistaken that goes something like:
Between the USA and Germany is an ocean, between Russia and Germany is history.
No worries. We won't have time conquering anything for a long time...first we need to conquer our country back.