Things that Russians have hacked

>US election
>Brexit
>Sex attacks in Europe by refugees (using special brown sexbots)
>Hacked meat products into new 5 pound note
>hacked Hilary's email to make it leak sensitive material
>hacked Kanye west to program him to support trump
>hacked refugees to commit terror attacks in Europe (using allau ackbotz)

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>hacked David Bowie's liver and installed cancer.exe
>hacked black people and made them act unruly and bad tempered

>Things that Russians have hacked
its literally easier to list stuff the russians didnt hack,
Ill start.
The election.
I think thats actually the end of the list.. maybe my persnal microwave hasnt been hacked by russians, but Im sure even thats on one of their botnets.

They hacked anime, Berserk and Terraformars Revenge are proofs of it.

Does anybody have any actual evidence that debunks the Russian hacking meme?
I've asked this in 4 threads already today and nobody has given me any.

KEK

You can't hack paper votes. Now you can fuck off.

>implying the niggers weren't already like that

>implying that russians actually hacked the DNC

topcvck

there's completely 0 evidence that it's ever happened

Russia is now hacking government officials and planting child porn on them.

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

Actually they weren't.
Compare niggers from 1980s to niggers of 1990s and onwards.
Compare the black american culture of 1980s to 1990s and onwards.
You can see a HUGE difference.

you forgot

>our hearts

hopefully they'll hack a warehouse full of rakes

hacked my dog into having an odd lump on his ear.

That would be fine if every single district in America used paper ballots, but most of the states use electronic ballots.
[CITATION NEEDED]

Russia is even hacking muslims to rape white women

HOW DO WE STOP THESE MAD MEN???

The Russians hacked Gavrilo Princip to start WWI.

full blown WW3 is obviously the only solution.

You forgot to mention government computers where we planted child pornography.

CUUUTTEEE

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100%

> hacked Bill Clinton's dick into Monica's mouth

The bastards

Sneaky ruskies

Confirmed-
Russia responsible for ads that read "Win a free current Apple product"

They can't keep getting away with this.

Russia also hacked the gun that shot Harambe.

>My favorite mission

YOU MONSTER

why don't they hack my waifu into existence?

pls stop. pls stop kill democracy. please no more rapes.

Excellent taste, sir.

not

Do actual research you fucking lightweight hack, Sup Forums is not a credible source for your evening report

The took away my repeating integers.

How do you know they haven't hacked Sup Forums and completely taken over the board? Perhaps all these other posters are also Russians trying to convince you it's not Russians. Maybe YOU'RE the Russian

If the Russians are so powerful, why aren't we allying with them?

Nobody wants to side with weak bitch babies.

What is the posibility that the Russians are responsible for the attack on September 11, 2001?

Hacked planes? Hacked steel beams?

Fucking Russians hacked my ex-wife and made her leave me.
FUCK YOU PUTIN

>Maybe YOU'RE the Russian
Shit, it looks like my cover is blown. Well played, tovarisch.

There was no wife. Russians hacked your memories.

I'm literally shaking right now.

>tovarisch
DELETE THIS

>prove that there's no proof

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>hacked all women to keep you a virgin
>hacked your CV so you'll always be a NEET
>hacked your gym so you can never make gains

Damnit

Putin is now hacking the english language! fuk fuk fuk

our youths will not know proper english skills! how will they communicate or get respectable jobs?

So the CIA, DHS, AND NSA are just making shit up cause they're bored?

we're all cucked

youtube.com/watch?v=mII9NZ8MMVM

p.s. in eu its Central European bank

>Hacked my anus to make me gay

RUSKIES GET OUT REEEEEE

I'm scared too bro. Russians could be anywhere.

>Allahu Ackbotz

Top kek

damn russian trickery

wait a minute, are you trying to Russ me?

As opposed to the blacks of the ever-earlier 50s and 60s who were the model citizens that helped shape Detroit into what it is today.

"Fendippitous Eggmen" is code word for russian hack in progress.

Putin himself physically hacked the steel beams with an axe

FILTER ALL RUSSIANS
SAGE EVERY RUSSIAN POST
MAYBE IF WE IGNORE THEM
THEY WILL GO AWAY
AND STOP THE HACKING

just watch my hands, burger

NO BULLY NO PEACE

OH FUGG

>new co-worker arrives
>a total qt
>i'm instantly struck by her
>we talk sometimes
>turns out to be funny, smart and kind-hearted
>we share lots of common interests
>hang arond her more but too beta to ask her out
>this goes on for a few weeks
>the more i get to know of her, the more certain i am that she's the perfect girl for me
>finally get my act together and buy 2 tickets for a concert i know she'd love
>ask her out the next day
>"i-i'm sorry user, i have a fiancée. i thought you knew that by now"
>completely grief stricken
>report sick for at work
>coping with it the only way i can, staying butt drunk every day for a week
>doesn't help
>my grief gradually turns into bitterness and finally, cold rage
>i'll have her no matter fucking what
>first day i'm in, i stalk her to her home
>it's a quaint little house with a white picket fence, a flower garden she tends to and the two dogs she adores
>pick out a quiet spot nearby
>the next evening i'm laying in wait for her there
>she has enough time to recognize me before i punch her in the face and the guts
>tear off her clothes
>penetrate her with animalistic fervor, truly intending to make her mine
>i am undisturbed, so it goes on for about four hours
>after i'm done, there won't be a soul left on Earth who'd want her, not even her loving fiancée
>she's found at the same spot the next day, barely able to talk
>cops pick me up from work with in an hour
>my trial begins after 6 months when she's finally fit to attend
>i don't deny anything
>in fact i go to graphic detail about the act when the jury asks, driving her to tears
>the case concludes fast
>anything else to add in your defense, mr. user?
>my moment has arrived
>a look of absolute desperation washes over her face as she realizes what i'm about to say
>"Russians made me do it."

The CIA said they hacked the DNC. Not the election.

>mfw hacking the silly capitalists' stuff.

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Calm the fuck down America, two were enough.

>turns out to be funny, smart and kind-hearted
I'm sure you're just imagining that cause she's hot.

>That would be fine if every single district in America used paper ballots, but most of the states use electronic ballots.
The machines are all off-line. The only thing someone from far away can do to rig the election is hacking the database of people registered for vote and deleting entries. But no signs of hacking have been found so far.

TOO LATE I JUST HACKED YOU INTO BEING RUSSIAN
LOOK AT YOUR POSTURE, YOU STILL HAVEN'T NOTICED THERE IS NO CHAIR UNDER YOUR ASS, YOU'RE JUST SQUATTING

>hacking counter strike was just a Russian Military test all these years

HELP RUSSIA IS HACKING MY PEEPEE

I just

ABSOLUTELY HATE

THESE (((asswiping kikes)))

AND THEIR PSYCHOPATIC PETS

SO GODDAMN MUCH

IT HURTS MY BRAIN

TO JUST STOP THINKING

ABOUT (((THEIR))) FUCKED-UP CORPSES

Paper votes are often tallied by machine, though.

You're probably being ironic but this kind of uncertainty certainly helps them, which is part of their strategy.

the Russian government has been using paper communication since learning about the NSA's capabilities, they obviously would have picked up a thing or two about hacking that medium in that time

Yep, they're bored and butthurt that Trump won.

Theres no evidence, burden of proof is on the one making the claim.

Is putin, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

nah user, girls can be all those things, it's just rare

can you hack the german election next year?

Burden of proof lies in the accusers. Do they have proof the Russians did hack anything?