Old man I phoned at work randomly told me a Jewish joke

> Be me (20 year old in Scotland doing part-time job in call-centre)
> Phone seventy year old man in Yorkshire
> Complete survey and reading the closing script
> Old man asks, "Where are you from?"
> I say Glasgow
> Old man randomly comes out with, "Did you hear about those two Jewish boys who were walking down an alley in Glasgow who came across a group of twenty skinheads. They said, "bloody hell, we're outnumbered; there's six hundred of you!"
> Old man starts bursting out laughing
> Mfw this joke was completely out of the blue and based on nothing we had said
> Mfw when I laughed and my supervisor is going to be listening to that call because it's recorded
> Mfw I'm completely paranoid about how he knew I would laugh

Do veteran shitlords have special senses or something?

top kek

unless your supervisor is a millennial!

even the leftist boomers are tolerant towards racist jokes, after all they grew in a society were it was normal and casual

>chill out

Bump.

It's just bizarre that he would randomly come out with this, lmao. Especially considering it's quite a niche joke and only a small percentage of the population would actually grasp what he was saying.

>he fell for the Open Society's "old man in Yorkshire" routine

you got rused! Soros organizations troll random corporations, Call Centers... to get white people like you fired

What did he mean by this?

>Yorkshire
Top man

>My Sides
you got soros'd
Top kek

I work in an elderly care home and the majority of the residents are so lonely and so isolated that I often find them in their rooms crying with the lights turned off. Their families have all but abandoned them, only appearing briefly on birthdays or on special occasions, often talking to them as though they were children or animals. Many residents are actually still pretty intelligent and sharp-minded, but it's obvious that being that way does them no good psychologically and that they suffer much less if they just sit there staring at a television all day instead. Most of the staff here are foreign, mostly Filipino. Although they are hard workers they also rush the residents around and can't hold conversations with them. One woman who is 86 had an argument with one of the female Filipino staff the other day because the carer was bossing her around too much. I have organized a formal dance night each Saturday and every Wednesday we have a quiz where I play old music and they have a sing-song and guess who the artists are. But overall it's a severely depressing place to live and work. The loneliness is overwhelming. Imagine working hard your entire life, sacrificing so much for your children and your society, only to spend your final years being dumped in a strange building staffed by strangers and spending your days, in many cases, alongside people around your age who are senile and incontinent. Just after I joined last year a man asked me to end his life after I responded to his emergency alarm. I still have to greet him every time I see him but now he just sits in the corner of the room slumped over without talking to anyone.

He meant get a tampoon peroid Oreo

I don't get it

I'm too American to understand

What???

well well well, they crawl out when truth is out

It would have been funnier if one of the fragile female university students had been on the phone and there was complete silence.

Scottish men died in wars defending us from nazis like you, ya traitor cunt.

Enjoy your law suit OP

Soros got you this time

I don't get it desu

Anyway you can always play it off as being nice to customers in order to make them associate your company's call with pleasant memories, even if they're "weird" ;)

Now tell me what the joke means and don't listen to leftypol invaders

Just say you wanted to be polite towards the customer.

Don't they talk to each other?

Dude soros does that he just calls people and prank an them to get them fired
>he hates white males

A real nice country you have there, now that your grandpas have defeated the evil nazis and all.

Obviously you need to have book nights, and read redpilled books to them.

I once received a call like this, but my Jewish buddy who was helping me out overheard the call and warned me

fuck off

I don't get it. How or why did they go from 20 to 600?

I'm not /lefty/ Mohammed

the counted deaths by jews in ww2. Or so they claim.

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I'm Jewish too Oreo.. I know soros doesn't This
>digits proof

Us anglos are remarkably shit at elder care.
>quick, get then into a home!
>hi don't forget about me in your will! Happybirthdaymerrychristmasseeyounextyear

Sorry forgot my ritual for digits

The skinheads were outnumbered by "600" jews (2 jews vs. 600 takes the place of a couple hundred thousand vs. Muh 6 gorillion) the joke is objectively hilarious.

Great thing about this is that his name is Owain Hughes. Do you think he does? KEK

I would rather go full Leopard Man and live in a cave than end up in one of those places.

very depressing but not entirely surprised

when I volunteered at hospital radio I often ended up being the only person pensioners spoke to. you wonder why their children treat them so terribly

it's true though unfortunately u have been /marked/

old man marked u, you might lose your job

...oh shit you are right, I've no idea why I didn't get that.

It's based on the idea that Jews always exaggerate the number of people that were killed in the Holocaust: "think of the 6 million!"

Read them the /pol reading list.
Get them the /pol movie catalogue to watch.
They will love it.
You will be doing gods work.

My Jewish buddy also once told me about the shabbos goy who got marked.
Basically, he ended up losing his job, wife, house and started doing drugs, eventually landing in jail and dying.
Soros really hates them

Based Yorkshire as per usual

Regarding your superior. If he asks, just tell him you tried to be professional and didn't want to make the respondent uncomfortable even if you think the joke was absolutely inappropriate and you would suggest to put him on the Black List.

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no, even tho, HE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKE Best to be sure Habsburg

dont be so sentimental about it, that happens to any Anglo possessed entity that is lucky to live that long. just part of the industrial lifestyle the eternal Anglo summoned upon itself

Cool story bro.

No really, that was a cool story.

jews blow everything out of proportion. so 20 becomes 600. see

yeah how the West treats the elderly is fucking disgusting. it sickens me. let's face it the jews have made us a degenerate society. we treat our elders like useless pieces of shit. our women are degenerate whores and many of our men have become nu male fags.

To be honest, I highly doubt any of my supervisors would even get the joke. Even of they did, it wouldn't land me in any trouble. And if it did, it's just a shitty part time student job, anyway, so I don't really care.

I just found it bizarre that he randomly came out with this. The likelihood of getting someone who understands it was almost nil.

Poor treatment of the elderly is a good symptom of cultural decline. The modern family is basically destroyed, I bet most families barely communicate with each other anymore, and if they do its only about the most vapid and pointless shit (whats on reality TV or what some celebrity said).

Sup Forums should compile a list of parenting ideas for not raising spoiled brats.

I would personally suggest restricting iphones/ipads during the evening, banning the TV during meal times, and having something like a family activity night at least once a week.

this makes me fucking exasperated

i want to save old people

i can tell that your not from a working class background

Even better.

tell your supervisor the customer is always right and it would be rude not to laugh at his jokes

I am upper working class. I live in a working class area and went to school in that area.

There is a culture of political incorrectness among particularly men of these backgrounds but it normally revolves around women/gays/Muslims/Blacks; seldom, if ever, Jews.

Jew jokes are the territory of those involved in far-right politics (like me) and the joke is too niche for the average person, from whatever background, to be able to grasp.

Look at this thread; not even all pol-agers understood it.

I would say there is still a notion of not trusting the Jew in that kind of background, but its rarely spoken out loud.

Most our dads have probably said or heard the phrase "Son, never trust a jew or an arab"

Its good advice, frankly.

Report him immediately for an anti-semitic hate crime under the new law

>Making mendacious, dehumanising, demonising, or stereotypical allegations about Jews as such or the power of Jews as collective

>Denying the fact, scope, mechanisms (e.g. gas chambers) or intentionality of the genocide of the Jewish people at the hands of National Socialist Germany and its supporters and accomplices during World War II (the Holocaust).

Those sections should cover his ghastly crimes. Lock him up.

>pol-agers
you mean plebbit?

I meant to say pol-sters. Phone typo.

But yeah there does seem to be loads of new faggots on here recently. Why is this?

we dump'em in elderly homes only when they strike senility or require 24/7 care; it isn't really commonplace to have sharp-minded folks parked there

You can talk and still be lonely, user.

But don't they hang out with each other?

Oh god its real

>open society
>soros
>soros the "little helper in Ouch-wich"
>not getting a big bonus, cuz real jews know, that you laugh to customers jokes for money, no matter what - then arrange them to debt somehow and hopefully get even more or they kts

Good. They deserve to be lonely. Baby boomers are the single worst generation in human history generation. Did nothing, saved nothing, and retired on the taxpayer's dollar.

What le fug!? I dont know anyone who would not understand it. Somemight not laugh, of course.. the "virtuous"-ones - but everybody would get the point.

Best nation in the world just had their elections.

Imagine being part of a family, having a job, working to put food on the table, and now imagine getting put in a retirement home, with no job, ignored by your family, and nothing to work for or live for. You're constantly reminded that you have no future, that you will be gone from this earth in, hopefully, less than 10 years. Besides reminiscing about all the things you've done as a child, what else can you talk about? Who would even care? If they're lucky, they have no regrets, if not, they're in constant depression. Regardless, they're apathetic, and see no real purpose for themselves to be alive anymore, let alone strike up a conversation. Whatever fight they had in them is almost gone at this point.

> Mfw when I laughed and my supervisor is going to be listening to that call because it's recorded

"I was being just polite Mr. Weinberg"

>444
Kek wills it.

I took care of my grandma for a while until she went crazy and I couldn't handle her nutty ass. She was always a stubborn and ignorant woman and refused to get psychological help over and over when I told her she needed it, and her primary care physician told her the same but she refused and treated her like shit. She routinely abused me and my family as well when I let her stay with us, was a huge cunt all the time and kept trying to make me late for work because whenever I or my wife tried to help her sort her finances or take her to an appointment she would make it a point to be as big of a fucking obstacle she could and fuck up my plans just so she could retain the feeling of being "in charge" even though she was growing ever more senile.

Now I've dumped her in a home and she calls me sometimes, that is the most contact I want to have with her retarded ass, I feel that my debt to her caring for me as a toddler has been repaid tenfold. No toddler has ever given me as much trouble as my grandmother has, it was like caring for a fucking demonic imp. Let the immigrants care for her and she can waste away because she was such a cunt she had to be in control of every situation and treat me like her slave.

I used to work in a retirement home and the old folks there were the complete opposite of that. They all had hobbies, social clubs, gardens, pets. etc.

Life doesn't matter any more or less when you're old than it does when you're young. I don't think I ever met anyone under the age of 70 who hadn't made peace with death.

>be depressed
>neckbeard gets a smart ass idea to lecture me about jews and all the horrors of the world
>thinking it will cheer me up

Wow great idea guys, you will singlehandedly be responsible for suiciding the whole elderly care home