Brit/pol/ - Blairite Reich Edition

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>Antisemitism now illegal in Britain: Theresa May confirms at PMQs today that the guidelines below will now become OFFICIAL government policy for policing hate speech
gov.uk/government/speeches/a-definition-of-antisemitism

>Why we need an English Labour Party
newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2016/12/why-we-need-english-labour-party

>George Galloway: "Stop pretending that in a capitalist society, free movement of labour is anything other than a recipe for driving down wages"
express.co.uk/news/uk/742916/george-galloway-blasts-liberals-brexit-racist

>Tory Councillor who offered to donate "the steam from his piss" to Jo Cox banned from party for four years
thelondoneconomic.com/news/tory-councillor-who-donated-steam-from-his-piss-to-jo-coxs-memorial-fund-has-ban-doubled/14/12/

>Isabelle Hard-on warns against Fake News™
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2014/11/the-menace-of-memes-how-pictures-can-paint-a-thousand-lies/

>Douglas Murray writes on Jo Cox being used for political gain
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/decent-people-dont-explain-away-hideous-crimes/

>King Cuck: Brexit doesn't have to mean leaving the EU
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/14/brexit-need-not-be-farages-style-of-brexit-says-ukip-mp

>Thread Viewing: 'New Labour Did Not Fail'
youtube.com/watch?v=uQdD4hO6caU

>Thread Theme: Weak 2006 Memes Edition
youtube.com/watch?v=DmSNQ3pb5xQ

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web.archive.org/web/20080506094000/http://www.backingblair.co.uk/2005/02/tories-are-terrorists.html
youtube.com/watch?v=J0pqGWZPd74
theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2016/dec/14/fashwave-synth-music-co-opted-by-the-far-right
youtube.com/watch?v=9jAsERpaqQo&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=IIy_GmvUElE
youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIwMt5JAQ8
youtube.com/watch?v=d2l_eURctMw
youtube.com/watch?v=AIYdQTh3yMk
www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/arts/theatre_s/cp/research/publications/madiss/ccps_13-14_vasiliki_plevriti.pdf
twitter.com/AnonBabble

imperium desu

BLAIR

Anyone ever watch countryfile?

T H I N G S

>Antisemitism now illegal in Britain: Theresa May confirms at PMQs today that the guidelines below will now become OFFICIAL government policy for policing hate speech
Reminder to hang everyone responsible for this if you want to save your country, bongs.

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Blair is part Jewish so you can't criticise him. Off to prison you go.

>King Cuck: Brexit doesn't have to mean leaving the EU

Oh sorry, I didn't realise when my ballot asked if I wanted to leave the EU I wouldn't be leaving the EU

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Reminder that Blairsphemy is punishable by death

Used, met her in real life and she was a proper fitty.

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>Blairsphemy is punishable by death

GOOD

UKIP pm when?

>294
Kill yourself

web.archive.org/web/20080506094000/http://www.backingblair.co.uk/2005/02/tories-are-terrorists.html

I'm a big fan of the argument this set out, even if it's old. (It's not that Tories are literal terrorists.)

When you interact with people in the left, they really do jump to that so quickly that it's frightening. If you offered them a Tory election win followed by FULL COMMUNISM they'd reject it because "Muh Tories" which is infuriation for any non-Labour lefty. (i.e. SNP, Plaid, Socialist, Communist, Tommy Sheridan's Comedy Vehicle, etc.)

It's good for UKIP too, if you turn things around - for UKIP, Labour are terrorists. That's how the Tories use Labour. (Though things weaken here as all you can really say to a UKIP voter is "Vote UKIP" as opposed to "Vote for the guy most likely to weaken the guy you want to get rid of.")

I thought I'd share it, because it's quite a fun historical artefact as well.

>But what if terrorists attack? = But what if the Tories win?
>And what are you willing to give up to stop this happening? Do you want to be unable to get permission to fart without an ID card? Are you willing to risk detention without trial? Lord Hoffmann said it best; "The real threat to the life of the nation... comes not from terrorism but from laws such as these."
>Refuse to stand up to Blair and we sleepwalk into a police state. Refuse to stand up to Blair and we continue with a de-facto Tory government.

>And in both cases many cannot see the threat Blair poses because of the overwhelming fear of terrorism and/or a return to Tory rule.

When Russian hackers hack the election.

He needs to shill his datamining poll, hence posting the OP early.

--- ANTIIRISHISM NOW ILLEGAL IN BRITAIN ---

>Making mendacious, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about the Irish as such or the power of Irish as a collective — such as, especially but not exclusively, the myth about a world Irish conspiracy or of Irish controlling the media, economy, government or other societal institutions.
>Denying the fact, scope, mechanisms (e.g. potato famine) or intentionality of the genocide of the Irish people at the hands of Victorian Britain and its supporters and accomplices during the Great Hunger (Penal Laws).
>Accusing the Irish as a people, or The Republic of Ireland as a state, of inventing or exaggerating the Potato Famine.
>Accusing Irish citizens of being more loyal to Ireland, or to the alleged priorities of Irish worldwide, than to the interests of their own nations.
>Drawing comparisons of contemporary Republic of Ireland policy to that of the SNP

Longest period of uninterrupted growth in UK history
BASED BLAIR

>Lowest unemployment for 50 years
>Lowest inflation in decades
>Lowest debt in decades (in 2007 debt was 2nd lowest in G8). Funny how people forget that.

Poor little Tory boy

Why do you never post the full thing?

Cute polish girls edition

youtube.com/watch?v=J0pqGWZPd74

OH SHI-

brit/pol/ BACKS BLAIR

>Funny how people forget that.

Yeah no one cares when their neighborhood is flooded with Jihadists

anyone watch antique roadtrip last night?

surely spamming will work this time shill

>He's not a blairite

eeeeewwww

gas all Blairposters

It's YKTD. He's a Blairite like Pete.

The meme that politicians create overarching economic circumstances really has to end.

Sometimes policies (like the ERM) do cause economic fuck-ups, but on the whole politicians are powerless bystanders to market forces. Thatcher didn't save the economy either.

Holy Grail.

YKTD is a faggot and so is Blair

Yeah being an obnoxious twat will surely win your arguments support

Blair was a capitalist roader.

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GET THE FUCK OUT THIS IS BLAIR ZONE

Late 90's blair was best Blair

>YKTD
>Blairite

BLAIR OUT
KENNEDY IN

You guys are not looking at the bigger picture, our Jewish masters will reward us for this guideline on antisemitism.

Blair will die soon

theguardian.com/music/musicblog/2016/dec/14/fashwave-synth-music-co-opted-by-the-far-right

LOL

wtf i love brighton now

ibid.

It was inevitable

When left-wing people first made it they thought that the nostalgic themes would evoke feelings of capitalist obsolescence and the long march of consumerism, instead it got co-opted by reactionaries as a symbol of a lost world of order and innocence

Pretty hilarious how a tiny culture war came about and was won by the Right just because of that meme 420 Floral Shoppe song going viral

It's time we stop seeing the Labour Party within the traditional label of "Socialism", as in the outdated and wrong economic system. Instead, we must pursue Social Justice within a capitalist framework, which I term "Social-ism"

>Making mendacious, dehumanizing, demonizing, or stereotypical allegations about Jews as such or the power of Jews as collective — such as, especially but not exclusively, the myth about a world Jewish conspiracy or of Jews controlling the media, economy, government or other societal institutions.

holy fucking shit how could you let this happen

>'88

best year

Brexit was an anomaly, not an indicator

Why don't the UK just send loads of 'refugees' to Northern Ireland?

All the 'refugees' are so desperate to be in the UK that if they imported enough of them over any notion of a NI wanting to unify with the rest of Ireland would be crushed.

That's what I would do if I was the Queen.

When are we gonna get more golden brit Sup Forums moments like this again?

youtube.com/watch?v=9jAsERpaqQo&feature=youtu.be

>Instead, we must pursue Social Justice within a capitalist framework

Fucking this right here

Did someone call for me?

Who /swilliamism/ here?

Has anyone watched The Crown?

>posting japanese drawings
heh sorry lad
it'll be the slammer for you just the same

GCHQ are now in a state of civil war with themselves after vowing to arrest all anti-semitism whilst declaring last week that Israel is a threat to the country.

>George Galloway: "Stop pretending that in a capitalist society, free movement of labour is anything other than a recipe for driving down wages"
George Galloway is anti-globalist all of the sudden? Have I been misunderstood or is Galloway based?

yes

Did they really write an article on Shadilay?

>the absolutely state of the MSM

There are middle-class scumbags in Britain RIGHT NOW who are happy to admit to millions of their fellow countrymen that they voted in favour of us remaining a slave of a politically correct, sovereignty-sucking European Union, just for the sake of keeping wages at rock-bottom levels and the borders open so that they'll have to spend as little as possible on immigrant workers to wipe the shit from their arseholes when they're old

Is the Queen played by a Tranny, like real life?

Reminder that these are just government guidelines on anti-Semitism, the law hasn't change and these guidelines haven't been tested in court.

He was always anti-globalist, Labour used to be the only major opponent of EU membership in the 70s and 80s

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Labour's 2005 style actually makes my blood boil. I'm starting to get angry at all the ways they contrast things so plainly.

It's like "Toast for breakfast, or Tory Rees-Mogg churning a dog up in a cement mixer. Vote Labour."

The worst thing is that the "Or" reads like a special offer to the good thing, so it ends up sounding like Labour will give you the option of having the "bad" Tory option instead. Vote Labour and we'll give you economic stability OR an interest rates rise stolen from the Conservatives. We're not going to tell you which.


Which is honestly what voting for New Labour was like anyway, at least in 2001 when such a decision shouldn't have made one complicit in war crimes.
A fluffy kitten OR a tuition fee hike? Go ahead. Make my day.

REEEEEEEEEEE

n t h for the Special Relationship. Reminder that I keep in touch with all former US Presidents I had the pleasure to work beside. And I would like to congratulate Mr Trump on his victory.

Why the fuck do you need a keyboard that tells you the god damn time
You have a fucking computer right there

What race even is the royal family? they seem to have dark hair and dark eyes yet a ginger pops up every few years.

You're an embarrassment whose living situation is at complete odds with the political views that you seek to identify with so badly because you have nothing else.

>/o/ a few years back (probably Sup Forums too but fuck those lot)
>leaked to Sup Forums
>a e s t h e t i c futurism etc
>stolen by some benders on reddit during the election
>guardian writes an article about how it understands contemporary internet culture 5 years late

Any good?

did you try to get in her pants?

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Galloway is a twat, but like most far-left twats he often manages to be occasionally based even when making a fool of himself.

It was all going so well for him until he appeared on Big Brother. Or on Television fellating Saddam Hussein. Whichever came last.

youtube.com/watch?v=IIy_GmvUElE (He was saluting the Iraqi people!)

your diet legitimately makes me angry

Name a more iconic duo go on I dare you

How fat are you?

For when he is playing vidya?

Do you fancy yourself as a bit of a New Labour historian?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZpIwMt5JAQ8
Being strangely based.

YOU
KILLED
A
MILLION
PEOPLE
IN
IRAQ.

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youtube.com/watch?v=d2l_eURctMw

Wish we could turn back time to the good old days

dinnerman we must know more about you, answer all your other (You)s

6ft, 12 stone and change

youtube.com/watch?v=AIYdQTh3yMk

Daily reminder that Britain is a multicultural melting pot.

Anyone care for a sniff? Get your nose right in there.

>that pot belly

wtf, I'm 6'2" and 14 stone and I'm nowhere near as fat as you. I also have no heavy muscle.

Satirical User-Generated Memes as an Effective Source of Political Criticism, Extending Debate and Enhancing Civic Engagement

www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/arts/theatre_s/cp/research/publications/madiss/ccps_13-14_vasiliki_plevriti.pdf

Do you think the prods attachment to the UK is stronger than their racism towards the darkies? Because I don't.

>tfw 5'10 and 10 stone

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No questions were asked.

>snooper charter
>antisemitism is now illegal
>brexit did absolutely nothing
UK on suicide watch

>I'm going to drain the swamp!
>Fuck, I just filled the swamp!
>Enjoy the swamp, folks!

>60 PERCENTO

Shit correlates yo,