Meme Comiefornia into the Pacific Thread

It's happening lads! Kek has heard us and the great Comiefornia Happening is upon us.

Let's give Kek one last boost of digits to make the whole state crumble!

>quints or greater for Cascadia fault to trigger as well.

Praise Kek!

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5.0 hit at 8 this morning.

sfgate.com/earthquakes/article/Magnitude-5-0-earthquake-strikes-near-The-10795772.php

CALIFORNIA WILL SINK

RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Kek we need you to kill the pedo ring that is Hollywood. They will not stop killing children until they are all dead.

Bring your chaos upon their unholy ground and sink them into the pacific abyss!

GOD DAMMIT YOU FAGGOTS GET IN HERE AND HELP ME SUMMON KEK!

YOU THINK DC IS BAD?

PEDOWOOD IS WHERE IT ALL BEGAN!!!

FULL SAN ANDREAS FAULT BREAK NOW!!!

PRAISE KEK!

DOWN WITH COMIEFORNIA!

DOWN WITH PEDOWOOD!

9.9 EARTHQUAKE TO KILL ALL THE (((CELEBRITIES)))

The Californian isles will certainly look interesting, Kek be praised

LEARN TO SWIM.

KEK, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?

THEY MUST SUFFER FOR THE PAIN THEY HAVE BROUGHT UPON THE INNOCENT.

MAKE CALIFORNIA THE NEXT SODOM AND GOMORRAH!

BTFO CALIFORNIA

9.0 or above incoming.

Fuck leftists

MAKE THEIR BUILDING INTO RUBBLE!

LET THEM BURN IN A FIRE OF CHAOS AND DESTRUCTION!

G-guys, please give me a chance to leave commiefornia before calling upon Kek's infinite powers

Sheett... we sleep through 5.0s

Yes I live in CA and I hope it burns to the ground. I will be bugging in up the mountains , well armed and stocked with food and water. LA and SF need to be vaporized.

Learn to Swim

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE TO LEAVE YOU MODERN SODOMITE!

YOU WILL BURN, THEN FALL INTO THE OCEAN WITH THE REST OF THESE HEATHENS!

youtu.be/SM4RvwEh4mY?t=54s

kek will decide when it happens, you can't force it

digits determine the magnitude

None of you have any power over California.

9.0 and California will swim away into the sea

>merely 9.0

They're gonna need to extend the scale for the one that will hit them

>uberearthquake hits
>resulting tsunami annihilates every pacific island in existence
>so strong eruption that yellowstone eplxods
> NORTH AMERICA LITERALLY BTFO

praise kek

IT IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR THE STATE THAT PERPETUATED DEGENERACY INTO OUR NATION!

THEY WILL SUFFER GREATLY FOR PROMOTING THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR SOCIETY FROM WITHIN!

The southern US border looks like it started specific then ended up half-assed.

youtube.com/watch?v=Awzc7UAUgbA

Save yourself now, Califriend. Move and stay safe.

they'll expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

OH SHIIIT

HE IS HERE!!!!!

PRAISE KEK!

SINK CALIFORNIA INTO THE ABYSS!!

I'm in Westwood LA right now. This place must be cleansed. Praise Kek

WE HAIL OUR GODS
SACRIFICE IN GETS
OUR ALTER IS THE
B A T T L E F I E L D

Cause I'm praying for rain

youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8

Look what you did.
We need a little disaster to make Calexit happen, but you guys went and prophesied a cataclysm.
Dammit.

Southern Californai user here. There's a ton of good people in California. There's a shitload of white people in Riverside and a lot of people here are redpilled. The shooting ranges are always packed. I'm not white myself (mexican and black), but a lot of people here like Trump or don't give a shit. It's not an SJW shithole where I live in Riverside.

People who did vote for Hillary didn't vote for her because they thought Trump was racist, or because they thought she was more of a SJW, they voted for her because they are uneducated about who Hillary really was. What they see is Hillary, someone with experience, and Trump, a business man with a lot of fabricated controversy, and they just voted for Hillary. Propaganda is a huge problem here, whether it's with gun violence, etc. It's really not fair.

youtube.com/watch?v=jqmFM3QKlxM

Good.

Has Kek heard our call?

But is kek truly willing to let it all go?

ROLL

Praise kek !

Kequake.

Well maybe they shouldn't construct unsustainable cities in arid areas

If Kek wills California and the west coast be annihilated, so be it.

you're gonna have to wait a little longer. 11 March is the day California sinks.

Based Hungarian turnip checking in and willing it, KEK and praises.

The reverend Maynard has spoken. Kek wills it
youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8

>5.0

that's nothing, we need to go big

They shall not be safe on earth
>They shall not be safe on the seas
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DAY OF THE QUAKE
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PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK!

PRAISE KEK!

SHADILAY!!!!

KEK GIVE US WISDOM TO FOLLOW YOUR PATH OF RED PILLS

BRING US A HAPPENING

KEK SHALL BE PRAISED

I'm fine with falling into the ocean if it means SF, LA, and especially Berkeley falling into the Pacific.
You guys may not know, but it's been Berkeley leading the indoctrination effort decades ahead of everybody else. Every time I drive through that place I see 1000+ of comfortable homeless liberals propped up by their wealthy city.

>not wanting 10 earthquakes

LET COMMIEFORNIA FALL, OH MIGHTY KEK.

Triples confirm it! Praise Kek!

Kek hears us, Kek the great and mighty! He will flush the hippies into the ocean. It will be as though a wholesome country has finally voided its bowels of a gargantuan shit.

When the day of reckoning comes to the coastal commies, we shall each light a match to honor the auspicious day. Praise Kek!