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when were u when earth was kill????

>POST YOUR FINAL SHITPOSTS
OP is a fag

I should've prayed to Kek more often.

is this real?

this is true

Kek is real and will protect us from above.

RARE
Also checked.

It was hypothetical

no dude

How are we not prepared for an asteroid in CURRENT YEAR?

Dont worry we can just shoot down an asteroid into tiny pieces before it hits earth so it burns up in the atmosphere

Some scientists are coming up with a hypothetical solution because their is currently none

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Earth unrepped for asteroid = HOLY SHIT ASTEROID GONNA KILL US NOW!!!!

The news is real, we are unprepared, but we've always had asteroids with our names on it.

People of color are more affected by asteroids

The issue is that we do not have enough resources to just send Burce Willis to save our asses

*Bruce

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kek chosen says where the asteroid hits.

If doobz, meteor splits in two and destroys New York and California.

>Unprepared
As long as we have Bruce Willis, we'll be fine.

Who fucking care ? Also digits

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foxnews.com/science/2016/12/14/nasa-scientist-warns-earth-is-due-for-extinction-level-event.html

lol they are sayin we are due for another disaster but they dont know it could be in another million years, we are just not prepared for it now

Look at my pinkie toenail

youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

Fuck confirmed kill glad I live in Flori

Probably, but note all it says is that we are unprepared for asteroid, not asteroid about to hit and earth is unprepared

We are unprepared for a lot of things, not really news

>turn on fox news right now

Why would you ever?

forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2016/12/14/no-earth-is-not-overdue-for-a-massive-asteroid-strike/#590dfd2f4236

OP a massive faggot as usual.

lol wut?
how did it not fall out yet?

YOU DID THIS POL YOU GODDAMN MANIACS!!! MEME MAGIC IS NOT WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES. KEK WILL COLLECT HIS DEBT.

So when people were asked if they would vote for Trump, Hillary or a giant asteroid, people picked the asteroid?

Kek.
Is that your mutant superpower?

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African-American Please!

Good bye Sup Forums, it was nice to meet you all.

It never does it usually clip it but I'm just letting it grow

Yeah

checking that flag!
nothing is real!

Maybe that's the scary news Obama dropped on Trump that made him look all shit pantsed at their first meeting?

It would be a fitting end to 2016 desu.

Kek will send space aliens to save us and we will be able to fuck their qt alien pussy

nice flag bro

It's gonna hit western europe for sure

I can already hear the liberals now...

"You see!?!? We told all you alt-right racists that Trump would destroy the world!!!!11!1"

>2016's asteroid story

OP is either selling you retards life insurance or it's fucking nothing.

Russians hacked the sky

It could solve all your problems if it just clipped Germany..

After that, I'm sure most countries would say "fuck those refugees" and kick them out.

TURN ON FOX NEWS IT'S OVER

DELET

And then...

Yeah, we'd be unprepared for a velociraptor zombie attack but that isn't in the news.

Why wouldn't you just completely remove it?

Your toe looks like a fucking Wobuffet with an overbite.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I AM SO READY FOR IT

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

SEE YOU IN HELL, FAGGOTS

No shit the Earth's not prepared for an asteroid. In other words, a child is not prepared for a left hook from Mike Tyson.

Fucking Russia, making Asteroids hit the earth.

FUCK. YOU.

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TRUMPTARDS
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?

See Soon

Sorry for the double post, but how the fuck do you put socks on?

Yes, but with the asterisk that scientists have been saying this sort of thing for years, if not decades, it scores a news article and everyone goes back to not caring.

If I die, you can have my loot.

We don't have any space shuttles to put Bruce Willis into.

nice id

Don't worry, Earth will be fine

Oh look it's THIS shit again!

I see this shit in the newspapers here in the UK at least once a day..

The chances of an asteroid hitting us are slim to no-

that's a psyops, designed to allow additional spending for unnecessary space defense that further draws the economy into perpetual debt. it's one of the final cards (((they))) are using to create a one world gov't.
extraterrestrial false flag will be another one, forcing the world to unite, thus achieving their end game. never trust anything the media says
inb4 tinfoil

>went to confession last week
>this happens

To busy making sure we get everyones pronouns right.

Also we could just call the asteroid a sexist or racist then itll go away or be fired from its job as an asteroid.

Should work were fine.

>8800
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finally.

It will hit Mecca, Kek wills it

What a shit day to break by thumb.

Kek will protect us

I bet the Russians did this

might as well not prepare for it then eh

Your digits say otherwise.

Welp, this is it boys. Talk about life regrets.

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That would be so awesome.

Summon holy pls

appropriate

> not giving Stephan Tyler a fat lip

should I stop studying for my final?

65,000,000 million years is a long time Fox, or do you think it happened 6,000 years ago?

Fox (((News)))? No thanks, I'll stick to actual networks like CNN.

When is this happening?
I need to know if I have time to go lose my v-card to a hooker.

I FEEL THE CALL OF THE VOID! PRAISE KEK!

>sjw millennials destroying the world
Figures. Who didn't see this coming?

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itt:idiots

there's no asteroid coming to hit us. this is entertainment news we were always not prepared for a massive asteroid hit.

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>it hits Yellowstone
>alternative volcanos

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supervolcano

I love this show so much.

That was the implication.

You see there a two types of people in this world.
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

Randall Carlson has been saying this for tears

kek
I like you, mein burger bro.

Blew my mind when I realized their prayer hands are supposed to symbolize V8 cylinders.

Hated that movie first time because muh soggy knees stuff vagina monologue influence, but it really is a good film.