Is there a shittier country than India?

NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY RACE TRIES TO IMITATE THE SACRED COW
AND IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE A SHIT, JUST SQUAT RIGHT THERE
THIS STREET'S DESIGNATED FOR SHITTING UP THE FRESH AIR

IN CENTRAL BOMBAY, THERE'S A DEAFENING SOUND
12 MILLION BARE ASSES POINTED STRAIGHT AT THE GROUND
BUTTER CHICKEN, KORMA, FAV'S OF PAJEET, SPLATTERIN ALL OVER THAT DESIGNATED STREET
A COUPLE OF WHITES, WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MUH NEIGHBOURHOOD
OUR NATION STARTED SMELLING JUST A BIT LIKE A ZOO, "YOU CURRY MUNCHERS NEED TO PUT THAT POO IN THE LOO"
IT'S JUST NOT OUR REGULAR DAY-TO-DAY, SO WE USED THE NEW LOOS AS ALTERS TO PRAY
"FUCK THOSE BRITS", BOBBLED PAJEET, THEN HE HEADED STRAIGHT BACK TO THAT DESIGNATED STREET

"FIRST CLASS, IT'S NOT SO BAD, DRINKING COW PISS OUT OF A BROKEN GLASS
SEE THIS IS HOW PEOPLE OF BOMBAY LIVING LIKE, MOTHER-FUCK-BITCH-ALRIGHT?"
I CLEANED UP THE SHIT THAT WAS STUCK TO MY REAR, MY BARE HAND OF COURSE IT COULDN'T BE CLEANER
IF ANYTHING I'D SAY OUR METHOD WAS BETTER, THE BEST WAY TO REMOVE THAT WET FECAL MATTER

I PULLED UP MY PANTS AND FLICKED THE SHIT OFF MY FINGERS, THEN I YELLED TO MY WIFE "WOMAN WHERE'S MY DINNER?"
I LOOKED AT MY WOMAN, SHE WAS SQUATTING RIGHT THERE, TAKING A SHIT IN THAT FRESH BOMBAY AIR

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1
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We don't all shit in streets

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u wot m8

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I swear even African countries aren't this filthy and degenerate.

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poetic

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Nice one op

top zozzle

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i have a roomate from india RIGHT NOW. hes studying at University of Texas, Austin. What he studies I have no idea; we never talk.

Only interactions I have had with him: I was shitting, the bathroom door was locked. that fag inserted a key and opened the door partly before I yelled to him " FUCK OFF YOU CREEP " and he was like "Oh SORRY SORRY"

also he wipes his ass and just tosses the shitty paper in the trash. so i had to throw away both restroom trash bins.

Fucking animals.

DESIGNATED SHITTING PLANES

no.

forgot pic.

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Jesus, and to think that all of those men were white just 3 minutes before this photo was taken.

fucking kek

>poo in loos

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Bet you use leaves to wipe your ass.

kek x 2

>the state of this country

There's a reason for this, if their god was a tiger and their sacred animal was the cobra, 2 of the finest killing machines nature has ever produced then they would essentially be a nation of Chuck Norrises.

Unfortunately, their god is an elephant and their sacred animal is a cow, 2 of the finest shitting machines nature has ever produced...

NICE

XDDDDDDDDDDD

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No duds on the fuzz but the tile might be worth your while.

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didn't I see this demon as one of the bosses in Doom3?

fucking disgusting

Is "cleaning" yourself with trash water actually worth it? What are they actually doing?

Is this the trailer for the new spiderman movie?

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>someone gave birth to this and said to themselves "yeah this is perfectly fine to let live"

I have seen some shit

>wasn't born an Indian

thank you lord

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>India had to have someone make an educational video to tell their population to not shit in open public
>claims will be superpower
>even cats can shit in a box, but somehow India is still grasping the concept
>can troubleshoot anything except their own sanitation

poo in loos are funny

this is some sick shit

Fucking catdog man

Everything about India is disgusting and has a smell of shit to it. I just imagined the smell in that pic and almost puked. If a war starts, they should be used as atomic bomb practice targets.

swim in the hole, pay the toll

African tribes geniunely have better hygiene than the fucking pajeet.

Jesus christ India is shit

HOW WILL INDIA EVER RECOVER

>to the bank!

How do we summon the eternal poo posters?

can they tickle each other?

how do they shit/piss in the street?

Call them not white

FUCK YOU ALL!

Don't reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

Is India the first country to be bullied out of Sup Forums?

I swear every single time an indian poster appears here it gets bombarded with memes.

Anyway, contributing to the thread, check out this british guy riding through India in his motorcycle:

youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts

He traveled across dozens of asian shitholes and apparently India was the worst.

The shaman blood of my ancestors flowing in my veins protect from pathetic, weak and inferior scorchery like this.

By the spirit of reindeer, the wisdom of owl and the fury of the kontio, I curse your blood for disease, misfortune and death for five hundred years.

this is great, thanks sweden for providing much needed lulz

imagine what masturbating will be like when they're older

this is just upsetting

>IN CENTRAL BOMBAY, THERE'S A DEAFENING SOUND
>12 MILLION BARE ASSES POINTED STRAIGHT AT THE GROUND

is my new copypasta with no context whaTSOever

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Found India's space program:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SCATSAT-1

>SCATSAT-1 is a miniature satellite to provide weather forecasting, cyclone prediction, and tracking services to India. It is being developed by ISRO Satellite Centre, Bangalore whereas its payload is being developed by Space Applications Centre, Ahmedabad.

>SCATSAT-1
>SCAT

They tend to worship difformities because of their meme gods.

40 keks

Fucking bloodborne enemy

>Scat-Sat

this. religious ones believe deformed children are literally embodiments of gods.

Not this fucker again

>TILES

DESIGNATED SHITTING SATELLITE

>oh haha nice shitpost

>mfw it's real

I might have to try this fetish.

>Idiot crashes his tanker on a straight road
>Building pretty much constructed out of Pepsi signs
>Doesn't sell Pepsi
>Immediately afterwards designated shitting street captured on cam

Best India documentary I have ever seen.

hhahahahahahahhahahahahah
holy shit indians should be banned by the international community from driving ANY sort of vehicle

I always laugh when Swedes and Fins post the best poo-in-the-loo posts about India.
You get a rare Pepe.

>IN CENTRAL BOMBAY, THERE'S A DEAFENING SOUND
>12 MILLION BARE ASSES POINTED STRAIGHT AT THE GROUND


My fucking sides!

DESIGNATED
SHITTING
TRAJECTORY

When are they going to drop this whole caste system?

Its holding them back

Fucking tile user...

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DELET THIS

>be indian
>eat cow dung cakes for breakfast instead of weetabix

underrated