Star Wars: Rogue One

Just saw Rogue One ama

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was it leftist trash

How was it

Not as bad as expected

Better than force awakens

Did it suck?

are you pro trump or pro hillary

were they blatantly making a political statement

In what manner was it better?

It had some good scenes, music was weird. Title screen sucked.

Was there any anti Trump / pro Hilary stuff?

would you rather have your 10.00 now that you've seen it?

Who wins?

Pro trump, if you're pro Hillary you're on the wrong board. I didn't feel any overt political statement, though the cast was 'diverse'


Felt truer to the originals than force awakens did, was less of a kids film (as far as star wars goes)

Wat

Why are you such a faggot to go pay money to see a shit movie while listening to niggers oook and eeek the entire time?

Shill thread

Star wars is complete virgin trash and you should immediately kill yourself

Ur trash cuck

No, though Vader had a reveal like Trump at the RNC.

Nah, star wars is the only thing I go to the cinema for - even if it is dead and gone.

The rebellion

Because its star wars and the force is with me duh

Thanks straya

The force awakens was shit

Trips of truth

Why did you give your money instead of downloading?

I will not support the stale gender-equal agenda pushed by this film. The strong, independent female lead so adamantly pushed by hollywood is getting boring and I will not support it with my money. I know most will go see it anyway (even those nasty die-hard white, male, racist fans) but I refuse to support it.

Was there really a character that resembled Donald Trump?

Was it quipy? Did you feel like there was serious tension?

Virgin man baby gaymur detected

Not that I saw.

There were some good quips from the robot. Tension came and went but I think knowing the plot of SW IV means you only invest so much

I really don't understand the appeal of sitting in the dark for 2 hours.

Ending scene on the Tantive IV was based also.

>knowing the plot of SJWs

have a fix'd

WAS IT SCI-FIRST BURKAS & MINORITIES ?

how many neon-haired harpies let you grab their pussies upon ticket purchase?

Not really

Were there many other scenes like this?

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If so I might consider seeing it, actually looks pretty decent

The best part of the movie is the very end, which is the clip you posted.

Not with the lightsaber

It's still a great movie so go see it, but the most memorable part is definately Darth Vader slaughtering the rebels

No other scenes of Vader fucking shit up?
That clip makes it look pretty dark, does the rest of the film have a different vibe


I have a free movie voucher and am still trying to decide if it's worth seeing since I won't even have to pay

The movie is family friendly, that clip is literally the only "edgy" scene in the entire movie
Definately go see the movie though as it's a great film

Clip is darker than movie was. There's one other scene with Vader and it' political not violent.

>so go see it
Shill

stay away

Did your wife's son enjoy it?

No but my husbands daughter loved it

How was the empire? Did they stomp all over the rebs? Any cool monents?

The only reason Id go and see ot would be for the empire.

Definitely felt more like the Empire of the originals

>He watched it in the superfluous dimensional Jew

What a goy

Well I have a free alamo draft house ticket, guess I'll check it out.

Was there an excess of snarky capeshit kind of humor? Thats what ruined the force awakens for me, the constant sarcastic quips.

There's already a new Star Wars movie out?

Seems like the last one was just in theaters.

>superfluous dimension

kek, I like your style

Thankfully they dialed it back a lot

Threepio and R2 do appear in the movie btw.

how much darth vader was in it? what did he do? did he kill anyone?

>Just saw Rogue One ama
How did the dick taste?

Not loads of him. Bad ass reveal, choked a dude, killed some rebels

Shoo shoo shilly willy.

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Thats fine, if its the droids making light of the situation Im cool with it, thats what theyre there for.

You know the dark side are the good guys, right?

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>Star Wars had white male characters for 6 movies
>Suddenly a Jew weapon for having a white British qt as the MC for the New Trilogy
Why are you like this?

What were the major plot points which were kept in suspense?

What's it like having your childhood fantasies milked for jew corporate profits?

This, essentially. Rebels were pretty white too.

Hurr durr get plans for death star hurr durr fight

They were always milked

yeah but they paired her up with an ugly nigger and if they make her have a romance with him in episode 8 I'm totally done with star wars forever

>Everyone I Don't Like is a Cuck/Shill: The Emotional Sup Forumsack's Guide to Entertainment Discussion

Finn is not that bad. Besides, there might be chance they'll pair him up with Poe, leaving Rey untouched

Rey is a fucking Mary Sue.

Why are you giving money to Jew Jew Abrahams for making anti-White propaganda?

Finn is a nigger that I don't need in my star wars. Fat chance. I doubt the jews will ease up on their white genocide agenda when they have a chance to force it into one of the biggest franchises in the world.

Luke and Anakin were both Gary Sues in their first movies.

What's your point?

Anakin is literally the chosen one, so his gary sueness was explained

Luke at least had to train for two movies to beat vader

Yes because we all saw anakin defeat Darth maul and saw Luke Defeat Darth Vader in their first films

Black people were in Star Wars long before Finn, user

JJ didn't make Rogue One

they weren't part of the main trio though.

Vader scene featuring jazz hands and special effects by Josh Trank

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Yeah that guy in cloud city, hes like part black. One drop rule.

Lando is more important than Han in Episode 6.
Han is a side character in the Endor ground battle where as Lando is basically the hero of the space "attack the Death Star" plot.

There's usually a film to watch too user. You have been doing it wrong.

Han had more screen time. who cares

>Luke is a Gary Sue
No. He's not. He's a marginally better pilot than average, due to force sensitivity, and even then he was about to get blasted by Vader till Han showed up. He was untrained.
In Empire he gets shot down at Hoth. He goes through Jedi training and still gets pounded by Vader.
He's barely a match for Vader by the 3rd movie.

Literally the iconic story of a hero's journey, not a mary sue super special good at everything just cuz im special good girl like Rey. She has never touched a lightsaber, but beats an experienced sith warrior trained by Luke and some weird sith guy for years.

Anakin kinda was a Sue, but still gets beaten both by Dooku and Obi-wan after years of off-screen training.

HOW MANY FUCKING BOTHANS DIED. HOW HAS NO ONE ASKED THIS SHIT YET

Many

>he was injured though
Honestly this excuse almost makes me not angry about the plot choices but then we have the source of the injury. Fucking shot in the back? He's supposed to be extremely skilled and powerful and can stop plasma bolts without his saber. Somehow though he doesn't know he's about to be shot and takes one to the shoulder. This last movie was worse than the phantom menace. At least the duel between Maul and the others made some sense with the exception of when Maul was finally cut down.

Was the robot the best part of the movie?

Manny Both-Hanz doesn't die until the stealing of the second death star plans idiots

From memory 0

He was pretty good f

Does the movie do a good job at making you care about the characters?

Probably not as much as it should

Was at an employee screening yesterday.

Did you enjoy all the pens characters had? Fucking pens everywhere, multiple pens per person. I don't think a single character in the movie wore less than 2 pens on their person.

Were there any aliens musicians? If there aren't any alien musicians I'm not watching it.

There was a cantina scene, there's also an unexpected cameo

>that cuck with the liberty or death hat

Liberty is what a slave gets when his master allows it. It is not freedom.

>hans solil