SO Sup Forums I'VE DECIDED TO GO TO MILITARY TO FIGHT RUSSIA

Which branch should I join?

The Fendippitous Eggmen are returning soon.

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VDV

Eggman Force

Harlem hellfighters

JIDF

Sounds hot, elaborate please....

dubs

SJW

We can end the war, Dec. 19

Drone operating one.

4

FBI, CIA, or NSA.

Play by the rules, leak/sabotage shit subtly when you have the chance.

Nigger fighting unit from ww1, gained popularity around battlefield 1's release.

C нeбa пpивeт

Medic

Here's your branch you monkeyyyyyyyyyyy

The Russian Army desu ceмья
We're the badgoys

You're going to get raped, you know that right?

CIA, obviously.

>not wanting to progress this awesome timeline

Chair Force