What beard types are the most and least numale?

What beard types are the most and least numale?

pic is not me

Anything beyond five o'clock shadow is too long.

Fuck you, this is the response of a man who can't grow a full beard

If you are worrying about what is and isn't numale I'm sure you're a numale

I'm pretty sure I look like a numale and that that's why I only attract commie women.

>unkempt
>inefficient
>dirty
sure thing

None, either you go full hobo don't give a fuck beard or you look like faggot.

very short and trimmed goatee works too but only if it closes otherwise just give up.

This is how the nu-male thought pattern begins.

Just grow a beard you fag. Its likely it'll look fine on you as long as you're fit and its full.
I have a beard and I look good with it. Just keep it clean and trimmed. Don't go too long, don't go nuts styling the thing you're not a woman.

communist beard - very numale
muslim beard (no mustach) - very numale
beard to cover your double chin - numale
goatee - quickly becoming numale
backembards / chops - can be numale
cross - not numale
hitler stach - anti numale

scruff - gray area

google hipster beards. avoid turning your beard into a circus tent.

Hitler mustache is the only answer.

You look numale already

Clean shaven is the way to go.

Point proven
Cucks
>how many degenerate sluts have you fucked?

My beard wont grow past this stage.
Once it gets there it just stops growing
Feels bad man

Beards are for grown men only

The only young dudes with beards are weak jawlined CUNTS

If you have a weak beard just keep it trimmed.

It's your limp dick attracting the commie women. But if you must know, "shadow" beards like your OP are absolutely disgusting to people. They don't make you look young and hip, they make you look homeless.

The rule of thumb is "grow a beard, or don't" which simply means no stubble beards. If you work in a professional setting and want to keep your full beard, you will need to shave your neck from the adam's apple down. You should be doing this anyway because women are not attracted to unkept beards. You need to "shave something every day" so as to appear that the beard is intentional and not the result of your laziness.

>Least
Cleanshaven

>Most
Chinstrap neckbeard

It's more a matter of attractiveness.

If you look like a hunk with nice jawline, even a shitty shadow beard will look good.

3 weaks beard is okay, more than that you're a nuMale

If this glory is wrong, I don't want to be right.