What the fuck did you just fucking say about my religion of peace, you little infidel? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in suicide bombings, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Iraqi government, and I have over 300 confirmed wives. I am trained in goat intercourse and I'm the top jihadist in the entire Daesh armed insurgence. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will blow you the fuck up with civilian casualties which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that xenophobic shit to me over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of muslims all across Sweden and your daughter is being traced right now so she better lube up, right wing extremist. Lube up for the storm that spreads the prophet down the generations. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can immigrate in over 300 different ways, and that's just with my two feet. Not only am I extensively trained in shouting the will of the Prophet (peace be upon him), but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your islamophobic ass off the face of the holy land, you little shit. If only you could have known what haram retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, but you couldn't, and you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn neo-nazi. I will shit curry all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my religion of peace, you little infidel...
Okay dude first off,
1) A REAL jihadi wouldn't go around bragging about his accomplishments and possibly reveal his identity.
2) Islam is a religion of peace so if you were to attack citizens randomly, then you'd be going to Muslim jail
and
3) What is a Jihadi doing on Sup Forums anyways?
You're probably a NEWFAG who cannot get fucking laid.
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>I graduated top of my class in suicide bombings
Is this a "post-ironic" reply or should I post the fresh off the boat from reddit pasta?
I needed this, user. Something is up because shilling has hit a fever pitch today.
This is meant to be ironic for sure.
Inshallah brother.
the people who read this as anything other than satire should have been aborted. just sayin
WOW I DNT CARE SAY THAT TO MY FACE FUCER NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Fresh off the boat, from Islam, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long in western civilization by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking halal friends would allah akbar for. None of that here. You don't halal. You don't haram. This ain't islam, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to reddit, you al jazeera watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
This made my day
>300 confirmed wives
hey man, nice to meet you
please read this , replacing each reference to Islam with a reference to reddit.
have a nice day
Fuck you. I'm at work and people are staring at me now
For posterity
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my hair, you little「STAND USER」? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Budogaoka Middle & High School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on DIO, and I have over 300 confirmed DORARARARARAs. I am trained in Stand warfare and I’m the top 「STAND USER」in the entire Morioh armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another Kira. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Duwang, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Echoes Act 1? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of the Speedwagon Foundation across Japan and your Stand is being traced right now so you better prepare for Crazy Diamond, maggot. The Stand that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead,「STAND USER 」. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heal and then kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Stand. Not only am I extensively trained in Stand combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Speedwagon Foundation and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Morioh, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” Killer Queen was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit DORARARARARARAs all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Kira.
>Haram retribution
toppest of keks
What the fuck did you just fucking say aboot Canada, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mounties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on baby seals, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in moose warfare and I’m the hunter in the entire Canadian prairies You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moose across Canada and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in seal club combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Canadian forces and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, buddy.
Due to extensive research done by the University of Damascus, Islam has been confirmed as the weakest religion known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of Christianity and crashed an Islamic car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was destroyed. They then built a wall out of islam and crashed a car made of Christianity moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall was destroyed. They then crashed an Islamic car made of 400 miles per hour into a Christianity, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into Islam traveling at Christian car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of Islam, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot Islam made of christianity at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 9000 wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 9000 buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at Islam into Christianity per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 Islams per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per Jesus, and the result proved without a doubt that Islam is the weakest religion of all time, if not the weakest religion known to man.
>I am trained in goat intercourse
>your daughter is being traced right now so she better lube up.
>I will shit curry all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Please no more user i yield I yield!
>I have over 300 confirmed wives
lmao quality pasta