McDonalds: A Modern and Progressive Burger Company

How does this make you feel?

What did they mean by this?

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Haven't been there in years, can't be arsed.

it means that they are beyond discrimination now.
they are so progressive and accept and embrace trans species.
it's perfectly fine for a rat to feel like a cow. and so it's perfectly fine to grind up rat-to-cow rats, form little patties out of the meat and sell it as a beef burger.
what are you? some kind of speciest shitlord?
educate yourself!

I have to go there every day.

A big mac is going to be my inauguration day meal as KFC was mine in 2009's inauguration.

Nobody is really buying from them anymore and they are hopping on the PC bandwagon to try an stay relevant, all celebrities who were once famous but are falling into obscurity are doing it to try and stay relevant with the masses.

They must mean automatons and kiosks.

They've been transitioning to that for a while now.

It means that their corporate policy is to be non-confrontational and accepting of degenerates who are unimportant.

>eating meat
>progressive

Heh, that's funny

I'm glad I stopped eating mcdonalds a decade ago. I'll admit I go there maybe once every 2-3 months for a breakfast meal but that's my limit. Most of their menu tastes like ass and that's assuming I even GET my fucking order correct from there.

>Nobody is really buying from them anymore
but trigglypuff looks like a regular costumer of theirs

If they think I'll pay the same price for a hamburger made by a fucking machine, they're delusional

Vegan Karl Marx burgers coming soon.

Well there is a Burger King accross the street and a Wendy's next door. guess I'll just stuff a crispy chicken sandwich into a whopper instead of a double quarter pounder.

Funny, the grand mac was my celebration meal after i voted for trump.

Virtual signaling bullshit that's two years too late.

Flag checks out

>I'm glad I stopped eating mcdonalds a decade ago
>I'll admit I go there maybe once every 2-3 months
>I'm glad I stopped eating mcdonald
>I go there maybe once every 2-3 months
>I stopped eating mcdonalds
>I go there
>I stopped
>I go


dude WAT

brogressive burger :DDDDDDDDDDDD

Did McDonalds seriously do an Apple wannabe keynote? What the fuck is wrong with these out of touch retards?

They're going to change "happy" meal to "gay" meal.

German autism strikes again

I don't eat McDonalds so I don't care.

Makes me feel like McDonalds is using focus groups to find the hip and popular labels of the young kewl kidz

Burger King is superior anyway and they're a monarchy

Why does everything in life must become a fucking cause? The only thing progressive about McDahnalds are their processed meats.

it's not autism if selfcontradiction bothers you.
it's called being rational

go choke on a big mac, cunt

Well, "progressive" really is just a code word for "degenerate".

>mcdonald's jumping on the pc bandwagon in an attempt to look good
>meanwhile pic related is painted on the windows of every whataburger

>mfw anyone still eats this garbage

lel

Lmao no fucking way. I never eat there but come the fuck on they can't be serious

progressive burger company = any american company

i still eat there occasionally

I've only been to fast food places like 4-5 times in my life.
Guess if I ever go to one again it'll be burger king.

>Nobody is really buying from them anymore

They're still quite popular

The company that employed a dude who puts his mixtape in happy meals.
The company that's reigning mascot has probably raped more kids than the pope himself.
They just couldn't give less of a fuck at this point could they

Not much, just not to buy their product.

I dont care, I dont eat shit
He is right, you know

Machines probably would do a better job.
>don't forget to keep the food warm
>tracks analytics to optimally prepare for peak rush periods and down periods so food is fresh as often as possible
>no fucking up the soda machine carbonation
>much more sanitary

They mean this is the description of the new America.

>eating meat

>mcdonalds
>meat

Does not compute. Did you mean to say ground and treated beef supplements shaped to look like patties? Cause last time I ate there a year ago, what I ate certainly wasn't beef, merely beef like.

underrated t͏bh

Nah nah. Happy Meal = Homo-Meal
special launch edition comes with rainbowdash cumrag and chicken nuggets shaped like a uterus

They are american

Burger King is better anyway

Political correctness is rooted in having a nice corp / guy image. It's not only a PR tactic but also a defense. They'll plaster "we do shit for the environment and everybody everywhere" so the people consume their products feel more at ease with supporting it.

Not everyone is traumatized like you are at "progressive" things. And I think their political progressiveness is very different from the SJW kind.

Not worth it for the prices they put those burgers at.

i want to kill every single businessman who uses buzzwords unironically

Mcdonalds is now becoming starbucks, full of overpriced hippie shit (not that hippies ever go into mcky d's anyways), and is getting BTFO by burgerking, wendies and other chains

>PROGRESSIVE BURGERS
NOT DA BURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have only have had the bigmac, McDonalds is never a main option

Its always been that place that you go if its closer and how hungry you are

I tried one of my gfs chicken nuggets last time and it tasted how wet dog smells

mckroket is dank tho

How do you make a burger progressive

>Ketchup removed because it is now a gender
>Feedback is now extracted from Anita Sarkeesian

Thank god, needed a reason to stop being such a fat ass

that's literally what ground beef means you fucking retard

you retards do realize that progressive isn't just a word that is used in politics?

they poz it

bigot

McDonald's is fucking disgusting. If I want to pump myself full of trash, I want it to at least taste good.

>go to mc donalds
>see a burger called a Royal Tasty
>think of the big tasty burger
>mouth watering
>but that royal tasty
>costs 7 € or so
>whatever i cant wait
>bite in.
>its SHIT

These MCDonalds cucks need to get back to their roots of serving unhealthy tasty junk food instead of unhealty shitty junkfood that attempts to look fancy,

Chipolte ftw

>not cooking
Fucking kill yourself

I don't know know, but if I am let go from Walmart, I will be forced to work a McDonald's for a third less of my current pay. Feels bad man.

>have to go there everyday

Explain.

How many shart in mart incidents have you seen?

Is this the plan?

They're going to talk about social justice and white privilege as they fire all their workers ?

>Forced
couldn't you just. pick a different restaurant

>progressive burger

Burger King and taco hell are my sources, rare sources, of trash food. McD's is disgusting.

Burger Queen.

Chipotle gives me diarrhea and will take me days to recover from it.

When you see a faggot on a stage, it means it's being used politically.

Gay semen sauce.

I havent seen that. I work overnight and I'm not on maintenance, so I am probably shielded from that. There was some stupid bitch who was bleeding all over an aside because she tried to steal something and got cut pretty bad.

Maybe burger king. I did work there for 5 years before my decade at Walmart, but since I live a literal 5 minute walk from mcdonalds, I should be a good reliable candidate for employment.

this

What the fuck kek

Why would anyone continue calling themselves a progressive? Has no one learned from the election?

They misspelled- shit and disappointing.

It makes me happy and poop well. You must have a weak stomach.

Why are niggas drinking straight from a fucking 2 liter bottle of soda in your break room? Do people regularly drink entire 2-liters throughout the day over there?

You got 10 years under your belt man you'll be alright for a while. Unless you fuck up, in which case learn how to spit in milkshakes.

>its a Chik fil a remains the best fast food episode
>mfw

you saying you don't just drink 2 litres of pepsi at break for shits and giggles?

I've seen people do that. Its not pretty

I'll believe it when their entire menu is vegan.

It's consumed throughout the night.

Even though I haven't been to lunch in months because I have to work with slow niggers in order to barely finish my work, I always have this feeling of being let go and being fucked despite my effort.

Ayy I'm literally at chick-fil-a right now. AMA

>regularly eating in McDonald's is considered 'stopped eating McDondald's' a decade ago in Burgerland

As long as some of the machines are painted brown the left wont care kek

are you CCing and are their tendies any good?

>tfw you thought "Burger" meant "American" in that image.

Thanks, Sup Forums.

Ah i see who is to deny the ray to cow's right to be ground up into a burger? Just because he wasn't born a cow doesn't mean he shouldn't be able to get the same priviledges as a cow, besides mcdonahlds will save a lot of money on this!

> Royal Tasty
> Royal
> Supporting patriarchal oppression systems
> 2016

10 years occurs every 2-3 months.

Fuck if I know.

I do know that like most corporations, they are way behind the curve and no longer are driving pop culture. Its just one of many, in a long lines of miscalculations and fuck ups.

I'm lovin' it.

>CCing
No :(

>Tendies any good?
My tendies and waffle fries are delicious as always

>Fight for 0.15 kW

It means I eat muh freedom at mom and pops freedom cafe's.

I'd rather have a superior burger at a conservative burger joint than a mediocre one from the progressive burger company

Too bad Whataburger is really overpriced for its quality