Wtf I love Japan now

wtf I love Japan now

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We are truly living in the future

Jesus

Of all possible timelines, none are better than this

robo waifus for all when?

Where can I get this? This is all i need to lift me from this depression and loneliness...

>women will no longer take the role of supporting the man at home so he has something to come home to after wage slaving for 70-90% of his waking hours
>man creates a replacement

Japan will help fulfill the MGTOW dream

Jap-US shipping only
Japanese only
+2800$
Delivered in Dec 2017

Never

Lol this guy needs a fleshlight rather than talking to a plastic box.

>The only value they ever had.jpegpngwebmgifbmp

The saddest thing I'have ever seen.

On the other hand, Japan birthrates are fucked. Foreigners will fuck the shit out of ninpoos women due to increasing numbers of men not interested/being insecured about women.

I'll fucking go to war to have a robotic sex slave waifu

>I love Japan

WEW LAD

does it make coffee?

Honestly it won't catch on. Its too limited in scope. Its just a tiny hologram that isn't very portable, probably had limited customization options, and probably a very limited range of discussion.

Oh yes, this is EXACTLY what the unsexed nation needs, more reasons to stop fucking.

Just put my preorder in, it's only around £2150 which isn't bad considering what you get.

sad as fuck poor animu trapped in a jug

I'm going to Japan for a year starting mid January.

I can't wait to see all the crazy shit IRL.

it's really more of a prototype. I'm sure they will revise and redesign many iterations, not counting competition that will create their own versions and it will evolve into something we probably can't even imagine right now.

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

So basically this gadet fulfils all the roles a wife used to except sex (which soon we will have sexbots for) so why do we need women again?

Why do the Japanese say Ohio all the time? Is that some kind of meme.

I want one, but with a miniature Jason Statham.

>wakey wakey m8 time to rise an shine
>oi it'll be a bit damp today m8 better bring a 'rella or ya gonna be drenched
>cya later m8 kill it at work today aight

I think it is part of some masterplan to get the Japs unlimited pussy. Even in the west women are already frustrated by sports and gaming taking attention away from them and getting sluttier, imagine how desperate they'd be if this shit was common? Girls would literally strip off in front of them, bend over and beg for sex. It's the only way to reverse the value of the sexes so that men become predominantly desirable and in charge of sex.

Can it make coffee in the morning? Otherwise, I can hardly say I care.

>not recognizing the meme
lurk more

Yes user, they have to say it all the time or they forget the state actually exist.

it's ohayou. It means good morning. It's just a happy coincidence that a state has the same syllables.

Actually this fulfills all conversational requirements, a sex robot fills the physical and artificial embryos exist if you want a child, women have no use anymore.

...

Trump made anime real.

Can I get it in nazi waifu flavor?

If your coffee maker is "connected" I guess it could. It seems like a hub for those smart home shit which I don't buy into.

Maybe that thing have some kind of connection that can be used on an electronic coffee machine

It just means "goodmorning".

A man after my own heart, yes we can my friend, they are working on a program to adjust a characters looks, at the moment tho you have to pay them to create custom firmware that they dispatch to you.

>instead of being cute and asking how your day was it just shouts random hitler speech lines from its tiny projector

You can buy this for 3,400. Just look up Gatebox.

heh. neither do I. All you really need is a bit of knowledge of electronics and one of the many raspi clones out there. I can control my coffee maker from my phone, but what's the point? I still have to walk over there and put coffee and water in it.
Gf does all of that for me, even brings it to my desk.

Muslims would put the prophet Muhamed in this gatebox.

...

I'm more worried about how they -Furniture maker- wants everything to be connected to the net. Retard can hack car already and I'd rather not have my waifu go full yandere and opening the gas line on me because an autist think I'm trying to steal her from him.

That...that I would buy. But I can't speak German.

is there a mugi model?

>when she's sitting and drinking comfy with her man

Pretty cute and I'm not even a weeb.

That future is near

That too. Imagine stuxnet for the home.
>Your lightbulbs go out when you're going downstairs carrying a load of stuff
>Gas line is left open
>Door unlocks everytime a black person walks nearby
the possibilities are endless.

>I'd rather not have my waifu go full yandere
Fag

>lurk more

WEW LAD

>tfw that will be my life

>dialog on an algorithm
>shitty interface
>sure don't think for yourself faggot
>waste of money
>wastes your private time
>wastes your work time
>wastes electricity
>just a general waste

It's pretty sad that they are so desperate for ways to keep young nipponese men from eating a bulle... no wait, gun control - from slipping on the ol' rope necktie, that they are constantly trying to reinvent companionship.

Or, you know, why not try to fundamentally change how you treat your young men culturally? Nah, you'd rather keep them working poor puppets and second class citizens, and keep selling off your young girls to rich older men, huh nippon?

In all seriousness, this shit just isn't adequate. Wake me from cryogenic sleep when the holodeck becomes real.

Wtf I love Japan now
This and sex robot, does that mean I can have some VERY hardcore sex with my waifu every single day.

You forgot the Germany won ww2 one

Yes this product was specifically commisioned by the emperor himself and will be given to every single japanese male.

See user, I'm all for imaginary fantasy of yandere character. But like in real life where putting your dick in crazy is a recipe for disaster, willingly installing Hal to take care of your house is a bad idea.

Can't wait for KEK to send those degenerates a few more earthquakes and sink that shit hole

Garbage

You cant hear the original voice actor for you significant waifu.

Y'all weak
You hope technology will bring waifus to you
Meanwhile my tulpa has been around for eight years and we're [spoiler]holding hands[/spoiler] each night

kek approves

>wake up
>waifu in a jar
>Good morning mein Fuhrer

Sounds pretty good desu

youtu.be/GIwwE8TEZ4I
Near

why make it so small? you can't fit your penis in it

I'm actually seriously and legitimately jealous.
Teach me your ways.

>artistic depiction of Muhammed

HARAM

Timeline where hitler won is the only good option retard

In Engrish too :
youtu.be/9ga9Jzt0MJM

Does it do husbandos too?
If not its trash.

You have to pay for your robo waifu, though I would vote for a man that campaigns on one person - one robo waifu.

But does she read Mein Kampf to me until I fall asleep?

>its happening

I'll take an older model please.

now make one i can fuck too senpi

lol tupla is creates schizophrenia

Is it connected to all the electronics? Seems like you'd also need to pay for any installation of stuff that would allow it to wirelessly connect to all that shit.

whoops
lol a tulpa creates schizophrenia

It's obviously not going to be as cool as they make it to be in the trailer

>be 2025
>wake up
>greeted by "g-guten morgen mein lieber"
>say "morning Rachel Purity, what's going on in the world today?"
>"S-some SJW degenerates are protesting in New Constantinople. 4th Reich anti-anitifa squads have been dispatched."
>"That's nice."
>"....Hey, user?"
>"Yeah, what is it, Rachel?"
>"I-if you want, my programming allows us to generate a holo-child."
>"Rachel, I love you. I would be the happiest man on the planet if we had a kid."
>"R-really? That's fantastic!" "B-but, user, If RNG gives us a girl...can we name her Gaz Chambers?"

This just depresses the hell out of me. Imagine it glitching in some way and for a moment you realize your connection is to a poorly programmed computer program.

I just picture a sad alone man masturbating infront of it trying to talk dirty to it as it misinterprets everything and responds randomly like a broken furby, and this legitimately depressed me

Already have a schizo disorder.
So I guess I have a head start?

It was going so well..

- t. random woman

It's cool to look at but the moment it becomes something tangible the Japanese birth rate will drop like a bomb. Then again, it could clear out the betas from the gene pool.

I was laughing my head off until the end bit

What the hell is going on in Japan?

for you
wait

So basically a NSAmazon Echo/Alexa done right by Japan.

Gj Japan for making home spying kawaii.

Tfw born too late to explore earth
Born too soon to explore space
Born just in time to have a nazi waifu AI robot and have children with it

I really hope you goyim will fall for this

I showed this to my sister and two female friends expecting them to go into full cringe mode. They actually though it was ok, my sister even went of that it was cute and that i'll help many lonely guys to feel better.

In don't even know how i'm supposed to feel.

I feel like this might be part of some kind of plot to destroy the Japanese race. Japanese birth rates are so low and stuff like this will only further stop Japanese men from finding women and reproducing. Who would plot to do such a thing?

they're breeding themselves out of existence anyway, why not give them some comfort while they do it

>masturbating to anime ai
>depressing in any way
how

Is it liquid proof though?

Who indeed, brother...

Their subconscious thought process:
>That's going to rid us of so many betas trying to get into our pants, it's amazing!

Fact is, especially in non-first world countries, it's not any danger to women as only the most desperate of men would save up a year's wages to buy something like this.
As soon as it's so cheap as to tempt even Chad, they'll be for waifu burnings.

This is really eerie when you think about the suicide rates in Japan. Like they've reached a point where they need holographic waifus as a reason to get up in the morning.

count me in aswell

>this is life now

I love anime as much as this next fag here but this is ridiculously lame. You might as well date Siri.