ISIS defeated Russia "God allowed us to conquer it today. Tomorrow, we will conquer Russia.”

theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/14/isis-video-claims-to-show-abandoned-russian-base-in-palmyra

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>ISIS uses up most of its forces to gain a non strategic hill full of destroyed ruins

Why are people freaking out over this?
WE GOT THIS

Woah, an empty tent with plastic chairs. I feel so BTFO right now

This is just the first victory, they will go all the way to Moscow, just wait Russian pig.

go back to your favela you fucking cunt.

RUSSIA ALL THE WAY

shia?

>Tomorrow, we will conquer Russia.

> conquer Russia

youtube.com/watch?v=7DljgSrTbNE

>Conquer Russia
I would pay to see ISIS terrorists dying from frostbite and get eaten by bears.

hopefully we will see more dagestan-like videos with filthy r*ssians being beheaded

all you're going to see is a helicopter flying around roasting muslims

No Russian

Achmed?

Was it Abu Hajaar and his tactical roll that over ran Russian defences?

hearing "ultra nationalist" so many times made my cock explode in turgidity

Kind of rare.

Can't explain why, but seeing some Brazil subhuman 4chn fggt posting the picture of a man who, served his country as a pilot and got murdered by cockroaches really triggers me.

I know you don't cares but fuck you anyway

post more dead russkie shits

That dead Russian has the rape slav meme face.

The apple of Eden must be protected at all costs.

fuck, Europe is so beautiful

WHY ARE THEY LETTING A BUNCH OF MUSLIMNIGGERS IN???

Russians might be dirty but they're better than mudslimes.

Go back to North Africa.

fuck off shitskin.

>SSA fucks up again by having half of dislocated troops leave their positions
>Russkies do not want to die for feeble mudshits , fuck off to another base
>WOW Russians BTFO by EISES haha U MAD pootin?

that song is fucking great

>when we're retreating we're advancing

sums russia up pretty well

>another bunch of retards severely underestimating our mongol genes

gl Mahmoud.

GTFO of Italy

Their wealth and affluence are driving them insane. They're reverting back to atavistic sacrificial rituals to reduce their guilt. Sacrifice being the importation of subhumans en mass.

jewish subversion.

Too deep4u

Aslo there isn't anything more pathetic than a serb hating on russia considering it was you ONLY ally ever.
Pathetic slime

>rape slav meme face
>not liberator
reddit has to lurk or ask but not speak
at least until it's potty trained.

>projecting

lol

The fun part is that russians and syrians are actually learning, instead of getting overrun they retreated to wait until army finishes capturing Aleppo. This behavior is very contrary to pre-2008 russian army. /wm fags are probably cumming buckers right now.

>invading russia during winter

omg is he alright?

>tomorrow we conquer Russia.

>they don't know about Napoleon
>they don't know about Hitler.

backwards mudslimes.

he'll be fine

The fools; now they've humiliated Putin and put Russian bodies on the interwebz

Now let's watch as the war is over next week when Russia goes apeshit

>Invading russia in winter
>AGAIN

It's actually even worse, most of those monkey never ever saw snow or even anything below 10°C.

cretino

coglione

What is this bullshit? ISIS are about as capable as nigger gangs.

Oh, look, the pilot they shot while he was descending in his parachute.

Please tell me why we just don't nuke mecca. Yes lower-case 'M.'

>Tomorrow, we will conquer Russia.

Perfect news! No need to buy tickets to their shity deserts. We'll eradicate em on march.

Thanks to President Obama and Secretary Clinton the terrorists have American anti-tank missiles and other toys. Plus it's 5000 against a city garrison caught by surprise... Syrian Arab Army aren't supersoldiers themselves. Though apparently with the Russians they managed to recover some armour before the jihadis could get their hands on it.

Fucking dimwits. Those ISIS fighters that took over Palmyra are all dead men.
Its like you morons never heard of a tactical retreat.
Feign weakness and retreat, to get your enemy to become overconfident and then exterminate them to the last man.

Do you even Art of War?

>implying you'll see a single muslim that hasn't already frozen to death

>The Guardian
Fake news belongs in the trash, and propagandists belong in the oven.

Isis will conquer russia, but not in the way you think

1) Russians don't have enough kids
2) Soviet Muslims have shitloads of Kids
3) Soviet Muslims demographically displace Russians in many places, including neighborhoods of Moscow and St. Petersburg
4) KSA funded preachers radicalize the various soviet Muslims and get them to follow a strict salafist version of islam
5) ISIS essentially has conquered russia.

If you don't want this to happen, start having children.

Give them faulty compasses/GPS and have them roam the desert for 40 years hahaha

>Tomorrow, we will conquer Russia
yes please

>WE WILL MARCH ON OUR CAMELS
>AND WE WILL CONQUER RUSSIA BY CHRISTMAS

t. abdul

2004 called, they want their statistics back

The last mistake many field commanders have made.

>hill
>not strategic
>ruins
>not strategic

kek

Rolling for 9,2,4,1

You mean like we did? And the naizis?

>caring about anybody but our own people

You're the reason we're in such a shit state. Who cares? Also, I for one welcome Tu*ks in NATO. I'd rather their guys died fighting for us than our boys.

>static defenses
>in a war of nonstop encirclement and sieges where the enemy can and has been bombing you to pieces
literally asking to starve to death

Looks like he got killed as he was parachuting down.

It's incredibly fucked up but considering what those subhumans do to their prisoners he probably lucked out.

Merry christmas, ISIS. White phosphorous and thermite for everyone!

I was under the impression ISIS had some heavy weapons, such as artillery. On a hill they're much more useful. Power projection also.

having a nap is all

>conquering Russia
>in the winter

Good luck with that!

t. German

>Tomorrow, we will conquer Russia
I hope they're stupid enough to try it.

they do but have no idea how to use or maintain them properly.. Seen several videos online where the shell explodes inside the barrel for example....

Just like they have some tanks... while riding them in the plain open back and forth without any cover before being blown up with RPGs and other rockets...

>Isis
>conquering Russia
>ever
>who is Napoleon
>who is Hitler?
Mudslides are not taught history are they ?

" Daesh militants recaptured the ancient city of Palmyra from Syrian troops Sunday, according to both sides in the battle, scoring a major advance after a year of setbacks in Syria and neighbouring Iraq."
thestar.com/news/world/2016/12/11/daesh-recaptures-ancient-city-of-palmyra-from-syrian-troops.html

Russia is spending billions in this post arab-spring war and it's like Russia will still have to find the resources on its own to chase two rabbits and get neither one

Did you really just cuck yourself with that post?

confirmed

How else does he know what would happen?

>Russian getting rekt

Nothing new here

Caring about principles =/= globalism or salf hate.

sauce plz

same reason the Russians turned taking the non-strategic city into an absurd propaganda spectacle with orchestra performance when in reality they negotiated with ISIS to allow them to withdraw safely into areas they actually wanted to defend

please do attack russia
do it
FUCKING DO IT
I WANT TO SEE THEM FREEZE

give him some vodka he'll sleep it off

*>t. New German

Part of me wants to see Amerifat declare war with Russia for the lulz, part of me (my dick) wants relations to stay relatively peaceful so I can fuck more slavic bitches and marry one someday. Putin's propaganda mill is making that difficult.

fageistinian

Global warming has turned russia into a much milder climate

it's okay to invade them this mild winter.

IDF will fuck you up your diry muslim ass, ahmed

The only countries that could defeat Russia are Canada and Finland.

Oh, did it?

youtube.com/watch?v=9d-ALI6A_dI

Here is the video of them exploring the base and looting.

Make Lebanon Christian again and not pally/syrian rape babies.

Why the fuck would Israel attack ISIS? They are funding them and giving them medical aid, why do you think ISIS has never attacked IDF or Israel, shouldent they be their target number 1?

Because they do not want to get curb stomped you sou stupid sand nigger

Why would their allies attack them you stupid burgernigger?

You wish

Didn't Russia pretty much pull out troops months ago?

Also, didn't ISIS destroy most of Palmyra.

afaik russians aren't liberal bleeding heart numbskulls unlike germans or frenchs

Well you faggots kept saying we don't fight ISIS, had to do some kind of retarded show for you.

>is
*was
Fixed that silly mistake for you ol' chap ;3

It will be -35 by Christmas, in Moscow.
Let them come.

This, ISIS lives off of using fear and terror as a means to fight and scare the enemy, they will showboat any victory to make their pointless, useless and pathetic threats. They'll get smoked soon enough, particularly if they're goading the Russians.

Most of them are tools for the very people they think they're fighting against, I'd feel bad for them if they weren't bloodthirsty terrorist serving amorality.