Do you think this Saudi Arabian man has discovered the secret fountain of youth /pol?

Do you think this Saudi Arabian man has discovered the secret fountain of youth /pol?

He hasn't bathed in 60 years, he's 80 years old, and is strong as an ox.

He claims cleanliness brings upon sickness, so not bathing is healthy.

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fuck yes

>Saudi Arabian
>doesn't bathe
It checks out.

Twist: he's albino

he smokes shit out of that pipe

He's 80 and he looks 80, so no, I don't think he's discovered the fountain of youth.

why don't homeless people live forever then?

>huffington poast

can u ss it or poast an archive link so i dont have to give them click shekels

I guess it could bolster his microbiome and make him more resistant to disease and superbugs. Don't see how it could make him stronger though

>so not bathing is healthy.
this is obviously true I knew this before
I should probably skip one day and shower only every 2 days

>saudi arabian
>article says iranian
>name is persian

so this is burger education. not surprised.

ITT: someone lives their life working hard to survive in a harsh climate and basement neckbeards decide he's a healthy, strong fuck because he doesn't wash

but they do?

Better off getting naked and rolling around in the dirt once a week. At least then youre getting a wider variety of microbes.

should I kill myself today Sup Forums?

He also smokes cow dung. Not sure if want.

> One irrelevant example
> Countless examples of how being clean is healthier than being dirty
Yeah nah. Maybe we are "too clean" but there is a limit.

i can only imagine how bad his dick smells

I must have skipped sand nigger studies

Not bathing at all isn't healthy, and neither is bathing every day.

Once a week is probably optimal for the immune system but not for your social life

I bet a .50cal can't even penetrate that skin.

His wife probably had countless infections every time he raped her.

I'm already on:

no fap
no shampoo
no mirror
no pillow
no blanket
no caffeine
And cold showers

Should I add no shower to my regime to boost test?

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you must have skipped english because it's in the fucking title

This is old.

you skipped reading comprehension for kids you fat cunt

answer is always [spoiler]lolis[\spoiler]

>dubdubs
You've forgotten that you're on
>no pussy

Ignore Gypsy spammer!

Fuck you, Roma scum. Your autistic meme poll is stupid.

>no mates

It's all the same thing. The only differences over there is how bad their shit smells, and whether you put the hurkah before the durkah. Minor differences that no one else gives a fuck about.

Please we all know he managed to get 89 by 420 blazing it everyday.

I mean look at that fat bowl he got there.

>be doge
>eat your own and others shit and lick to filthy balls
>strong immune system , people tells you doge has better immune system then humans.

I guess we should eat shit and lick our balls for stronger immune system.

Of course you fucking faggot , if you don't clean yourself your immune system is always be on alert thus it will be stronger.

But we aren't dogs , nor we are retarded like saudis , clean yo fucking balls with soap and water and stop worrying like a cunt about sickness , there are plenly of ways to prevent and cure them

Yet you suck saudi cock real good, goy.

Leaf with proxy detected

You want to become a nigger ?

is this symmetry get-worthy

Yes, take the ultimate red pill by not supporting the sewer Jew, chlorine Jew, and water treatment Jew. If you feel you must bathe, go find a local stream or river.

He's lived so long because with his stench he has managed to keep women away from him

das nasty

>He said he adopted his extreme, isolated lifestyle after suffering emotional setbacks in his youth.
#MGTOW feminists BTFO

I bet it smells like only the very best cheese Wisconsin has to offer.

If his body can take that much punishment and still function at peaks levels, he has some good genetic material. It should be harvested.

no, you fucking defeatist

Yeah, slap a fancy label on it and sell it to the French, they'll go crazy for it.

This.
What he is smoking it literal feces

90% of homeless people shower whenever they are presented with one.

I haven't bathed in over 3 months, and I feel fine. I don't even feel dirty.

You are degenerate if you shower daily.

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under rated

He already is, just doesn't know it.

>showering more than once a week

hmm not today unless quads

>He claims cleanliness brings upon sickness, so not bathing is healthy.
nice, i only take a shower once a month

>What he is smoking it literal feces
What's the harm in that? Maybe it's actually good for you with all the vitamins there.

Wisconsin is such a shit-tier state.

how high does that get him ?

The differences are pretty fucking major
Persians are NOT ARABS and are far, far more civilized. Not white by any stretch but Persia in the first 3 quarters of the 20th century was a great place to live. It's like the Japan of the middle East, non-white but able to be civilized.
Then it got ruined by revived Islam.

There are people who are older than him and look healthier, and they shower too.

Is he a Muslim? It is mandatory to bathe in Islam lol what a crazy bastard.

Eating brings upon hunger so just dont eat anything in your live anymore and you'll NEVER be hungry again!

>He bought the nopoo meme

Kinda weird but he sounds pretty based. I'd like to hear some of his wisdom.

For what purpose?

Goats don't complain much.

>tfw too redpilled to bathe or shower
>tfw will live to be 120 while you cleancucks die at 80

Where does it say that? Non-Muslim here.

>gypsy doesnt shower
no surprise here

probably a nurgle worshiper

Iranian

you say tomato i say shut your fucking face you piece of shit.

I didn't knew no pillow was a thing, I've been on it for years now, what si no mirror supposed to do?

Who or what is a nurgle? Is that like the Norwhale?

God of disease from WH40K

He's Iranian, not Saudi Arabian.

Nice memes

Nah dude reroll and you could end up with worse stats.

> Caked
> In
> Shit

Yes. Stop taking baths.

>yfw you realise the only clean spots on his face are from his tears

I assume no mirrors is like a body image thing and I think sleeping without a pillow is better on your back

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Yes-pics or it didn't happen

He looks Australian.

This nigga looks healthier than me and I'm only 22

There is something to be said for this.

I know a hippie girl with the softest clearest skin you've ever seen.

The girl has Victorias Secret skin - except without the airbrushing or photoshop.

Her skin is perfect. Flawless.

Her secret?

Never use soap in the shower. Ever.

Basically our bodies are COVERED in bacteria, and most of it is good bacteria. The bacteria wants your skin to be happy so it can have a good place to live. Scrubbing it off every day can do a lot more harm than good.

However, I still use soap in the shower.

>120 year old virgin
Holy shit that guy must be the greatest arch mage of all time.

He looks so bummed out.

I knew a kid whose family couldn't afford soap and he was still covered in acne. Apologize.

>not using God's gift to humans aka caffiene
>not falling for the no bed meme and sleeping on the floor

Nigger why even bother, enjoy your back pain when you're older.


It's not about getting dirty m8. When people shower all the time they are scrubbing off the dead cells which are suppose to have time to build up to protect your skin and keep it moist and healthy. Don't shower for a while and you'll find that your skin actually sheds after a week or so. This is a natural process that most people don't even know about because they are so obsessed with being "clean"

I don't use soap I use Dove™ Beauty Bar

you're disgusting

Is this why a ton of Europeans stink? One of the most uncomfortable experiences of my life was taking a cab with a German from the airport. The other was being stuck in a plane with a bunch of Spaniards.

What did she smell like?

>no blanket
>no pillow
>Canada
Jesus, how? Even here it's too fucking cold. This isnt even paleo, even cavemen had tents and sleeping bags

Fug. :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

>beard coming from his eyes

Then how the fuck do you get the stink off your armpits and genitals? Just hope the water itself washes it all off? She must scrub at least.

Haven't used soap to wash my skin in 8 years. Still use Shampoo & Conditioner for my hair though. There's literally no reason to use soap unless you've really been mucking about in the wilderness etc

Oil doesn't just simply wash off under running water.