ITT:we ask KEK for more habbenings

ITT:we ask KEK for more habbenings

Please frog god let California die

Kek is kill

...that was fast

leaf scum

Heretic
look at

MOLOCH GIT YE GONE

praise him! may the earth quake in his name!

Climate change is a hoax?

varg will get cucked

Trump will do a recount for fun in February and it is revealed that every state went red when removing voter fraud and illegals

holyshit

Ayy

Bring fire down on the left and communists. Praise kek

Trudeau will get kicked out of office before 2017

Trudeau will be voted prime minister for life

Great Kek May the Safety Squads protect the innocent, swell great astral waves and surges manifesting positive change, and spread to expose all kinds of predators in dive bars as well and wherever else they go to drug rape and exploit and degrade and corrupt

Not even the electors can pull us out of the Trumpverse

WW3 or bust

Please KeK, let the euro currency be destroyed, i want muh based Lira back.

varg house will burn down with his kids and wife in it

kek must rest
this much energy at once will damage him

Climate change is man-made.

its habbening right now
>today the fed raised interest rates to a range of 0.5 to 0.75
>yellen also announced they will raise it 3 more times next year.
>thiscrashesthestockmarket.jpg
>hyperinflation is requires to save the market
>everyones paychecks become worthless
this habbening we make us particularly hungry so I'm not looking forward to it

we shall annex tuvalu

hmm, will he salute his cuckoldry as a viking honor or get stabby?

(In the Saga of Erik the red a 'spy woman' (psychic / priestess / seethir) would fuck all the men in a household before making a prophesy)

Only time will tell

check'd

Praise!

vargs daughters will get blacked and vargposter will become cucks

!PRAISE!

witnessed

the Gods really really do not like being pestered frivolously.

Quantum shift incoming.

The white man will finally win

he will stabb them then lick the seed from his wifes pussy also they will both get aids

Lord Frog Kek, Make Dr. Wright win the presidency in 2028 as the harbinger of the new light.

I want proof of julian assanges life or death by tomorrow.

shut it kek loves the you's and varg is a neet cuck

Sweden will adopt sharia

EU will become The USE

nord hating nord sad odin would be ashamed after drinking dead mans cum

next happening is over 6 million posts away
this thread is a waste of time

Gods LOVE getting pestered frivolously

varg will see the light and become christian and so will styxhexenhammer666

Dead man's cum is sacred to Odin if it's gallows cum, I don't know about other kinds.

varg posters will get aids and die without kids

No elector will be faithless. Praise Kek. MAGA

Varg will embrace his cuckoldry and preach Viking free love

pretty gay odin is a fagget varg shall get aids off his wifes bull

Safety Chan will thrive to become a great meme Goddess

praise KEK

putin will become a fagget gets gangbanged by his dogs

Safety Chan will protect them

Kek has left us

pedos will get right PLEASE KEK LOLIS ARE THE FUTURE

kek is giving us two options for happening right now. Invade tuvulu or join the right wing fire safety squads.
keks chosen must make the happening themselves.

he will get tired of being a cuck and will burn his house down cause he thinks his kids arent his

Odin would be proud of his sons, brothers bully each others
+he would be totally proud of how gay we have become

hope you pres kills you may kek bless this post

The only faithless electors will be for Clinton
10+ of them

mmmm a civil war will happen cause of this

>ohboy.webm

London.

2nd American Civil War: Shoo Shoo (((Boogaloos)))

I meant Clinton will lose 10 of her electors. Kek wills it.

Assad will win and many kurds will die an they will lose

Oh great KeK please give us a happening. We can and will provide sacrifices

Everyone will worship kek by 2025.

Vanity Fair is racist and doesn't want Latin Americans to succeed.

Spread the word for Kek.

Zika-chan rise.

2017 will be the year shitlibs and commies get triggered to death.

Praise Kek

kanye west will become house speaker and mde will get a nickelodian release

Lord Kek may you bless this sigil to expose all cultism that is against safety!

Race war starts in Commiefornia

if singles then kek isn't real

Literally shaking is a symptom of a disease.

digits just before the end counts . . .

kek's a pretty cool guy who doesnt afraid of meme

you ignored kek's will last time, why should he grant the digits you desire now?

Oh Lord of Chaos.
I humbly ask for pictured Habbenings from thy Slimy Frogginess.
Praise Kek!

checked

Mighty Lord Kek! Great is your glory!
May you bless this virtuous sigil to protect good kids and expose psychopaths!

I remember his will, Jill Stein 2020

I will try another charm for the greater virtue of the Safety Squad as it proceeds to 'fuck leftists', Bolshy safety regulation ignoring cultists that they are!

I made this. I hope Kek likes it

The only way to please Kek is to present images of his avatar as tribute

I thought he was pleased mostly by repeating integers such like these.

Great Lord Kek!
May you bless this sigil to expose crimes against safety and further increase it's power!

Maybe he'll bless them later, when no one's watching

last time i made a thread like this i got banned. fuck the mods here

"But when you pray, go into your inner room, shut your door, and pray to Kek, who is unseen. And Kek, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

Ever heard of Adam Eve Tree and the snake? I win again. I'm the winner from the center of it all.

The Tree of Life beat the hunter at the center. Now it's a trophy on my face.

We also beat the bombs. They're a trophy on my name. I'm Mr. Tree. I'm the Y-Chromomsome. I'm the old winner from the center. I have lots of trophies.

...

Let Kek reveal the truth of all the shady media and government stuff going on about everything to everyone once and for all. Total disclosure.

Ya mum loves me

Itachi666

DELET THIS

He's the God of Chaos. He arrives precisely when he means to

Im gonna get my gf pregnant on Christmas for the 5th time?

Paris will be hit a few days before xmas. 250+ dead. Lee Pen will win in spring. Kek willing.

No, but you will get her pregnant for the 0th time, dear cuck.

Massive attack in London