I am Kek's advisor. AMA on one condition

Answers to questions ONLY given to those that offer up screens of liberal salt (no dupes) or a rare pepe (it better be damn rare, no dupes) You may ask one and only one question with the proper offering to kek.

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Doubt this is rare anymore but it used to be.

So are you a cuck?

Your offering has been found worthy to kek.

Kek does not allow cucks in his midst. They are but fodder for the worthy to crush and trigger.

Fair enough.

9 more questions with offerings will be allowed.

Fuck off

A chaos god has no advisor

Your tendies have been forsaken and banished to the realm of normies

will KEK bless me with Dubbs?

kek does not answer me without the offering

Right, sorry. Will KEK bless me with dubbs now?

Your offering has been found worthy to kek.

Your next trolling spree will be rife with dubbs. Go forth and harvest the salt.

Thank you, wise disciple.

What's lord keks next move?

Your offering has been found unworthy to kek.

He would place a curse upon you, but admires your courage, so he blesses your future wojaks with many many feels.

8 more questions with offerings will be allowed.

Are our ancestor spirits smiling down on us for what we have meme'd on the internet?

Wuz black people really kangz n shit? If so, does that mean they created KEK?

I want a good job but cant find it, please kek grant me one

>quads wasted on not a question

his ways are fickle and mysterious.

Will this leftist bitch be Jo Cox'd soon?

Rare asian girl mouth pepe, here's my question:

Will the desire to shitpost ever go away?

Your offering has been found worthy to kek.

The ancient ones smile greatly upon the results of the Great 2016 Meme War. Viewing booths have already been reserved for the dankest of shitposters for when their days come to an end.

>quads wasnt answering my prayer for a good job
PRAISE KEK

Why are all you kekfags virgins?

Unless you are Egyptian, your ancestors are disgusted by you following a sand god

QUADS

Frog gods aren't real.

Canada.
Cause no one really fucks with our bros/sisters to the north. And i would like to see them pissed off

What happens to hilldawg by February 2017

Your offering has been found worthy to kek.

However since you attempted to ask two questions, the offering has been used to empower all shitposters around the universe.

Thanks for the power up

Your god is gross and actually looks like an super homosexual in pic related

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Your offering has been found worthy to kek.
(though he shouts for tits)

Only when the desire to live expires.

youtube.com/watch?v=FeeyzhdGanw

Your offering has been found worthy to kek.

The witch will be given a final chance to surrender to the master shitposters. She will refuse and drown in an endless flood of shitposts and salt.

What does Kek think of dogs?

Your offering has been found unworthy to kek.

You will entombed in the forever alone meme.

Your offering has been found worthy to kek.

Dogs are the automations of shitposting. They shit where they please. They shit everywhere. They smell each others shit. They trigger others with shit. There is much to learn from the automation.

O kek o kek

I don't want anything

I just want digits

why not KYS?

3 more questions will be allowed.

what about the quads dude? not enough for mighty Kek?

Your offering has been found worthy to kek.

kek is against suicide, unless it is the result of all salt being drained from an unworthy.

>kek is against suicide
good to know. Thanks

a worthy shitposter that is also wise

keks advisor lost quads- sad!

kek does not answer me without the offering

bro look at
literally quads bro does he get a job?!?!?

>need to know

2 more questions will be allowed. Only the most true spicy and salty offerings will be considered.

kek does not answer me without the offering

Is it one question max answered per person?
That is my question

You and your offering have been banished to the netherworld to suffer with all other followers of Moloch.

What is the meaning of life?

kek seeks danker offerings for the final 2 questions.

As a Memetic High wizard I have doubts that you advise Kek, to prove yourself you must chant the holy chant.

Shadilay brothers

a wizard that has yet to cross into the 6000th dimension and complete the underwater korean starcraft chess trials. you are still a tadpole memetic wizard. you are gifted but still have much to learn. much to shitpost

INFIDEL!

Nice rp thread

faggots

Will KEK bless /fit with gains and superpowers?

What is the true secret to unlocking the universe?

kek seeks danker offerings for the final 2 questions

We have a magic beyond yours. Rational thought and enlightenment.

Your offering has been found worthy to kek.

Salt. To trigger the final shitpost, by triggering others. To create the ultimate shitpost that will forever supply the universe with salt until time itself collapses upon its weight and the universe reboots. born again

Asking our Lord for montary funds


All hail Kek
All Praise Kek

Kek's real adviser would nab a get, like this.

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How's the awakening coming along? Seems like it's making progress down here at least in small ways.

The final question has been chosen. kek is greatly pleased with this offering, that dwarfs all others. It shall be so. kek proclaims all that work, will pay less taxes, so that they may shitpost forever unto the dimensional universe.
kek leaves us now. leaving only one final proclaimation

Will be granted the good job he seeks.

carpetbagging piece of shit

Mashallah we will rid this board of idol-worshipping unbelievers

>claiming to be kek's voice
>only 3 gets out of 26 posts

you're not worthy kuffar