Question for Sup Forums lesbians

Okay, I know there are redpilled lesbians lurking on Sup Forums, and I just wanted to ask - is life as shitty for you as it seems like it would be? On the one hand you have the SJWs, trannies, everyone always using your sexual urges as a front for their insane bullshit. Then on the "good" side you have a bunch more trannies, a bunch of "normal" lesbians who tolerate trannies, and a bunch of "militant" ones who hate trannies, and they all blame men for fucking everything all the time ensuring that all men (even fags) and also the vast majority of heterosexual women will continue to despise lesbians forever and see them as cultural parasites (which most of them seem to be).

And you're just there in the middle of it all trying to get some pussy, so you're essentially looking for a minority within a minority within a minority if you want something serious.

How do you even cope? It's bad enough being a straight guy trying to dodge SJWs and sociopaths, or a straight girl trying to dodge fuckbois and numales, but is being a rational culturally-aware lesbian in today's pozzed times as horrific as I imagine it to be?

I'm a lesbian in a man's body lol

wtf, sensible posts arent allowed here

me too bruv

But I see more reasonable posts on Sup Forums than most other boards. Any other board at all and I'd just be overwhelmed with whiteknights and screaming lesbians. I'm not even a real conservative, I just come here because the rest of Sup Forums got painted neon pink.

sadly we are the best of the worst.
this place is SUPPOSED to be the worst part of the worst site on the internet. and now we are a final bastion of actual conversation it seems.

Sup Forums was always better than other places.
I came here as a young philosophically-minded conservative and spent years mostly on Sup Forums sorting through the overwhelming variety and force of ostly liberal and mentally ill propaganda on it, challenging myself, debating, noting trends and emotional arguments people used, learning, always learning, extracting what was of use or value, gaining information about people and things. No joke, it's entertaining and some of the porn is good, but I'm wasting my youth on Sup Forums to improve my mind.

Honestly though, because you can be your worst, you are free to have open and honest conversations. That's what made old /b interesting, and why i lurk /pol now.

Free speech is a hell of a drug. It could not fail to make Sup Forums great. Moot's betrayal was the darkest period for us all, but the wheelman was there for us just long enough to save us all, bless his crippled heart.

At this point I'm just bumping out of scientific curiosity, if this thread 404s with no response from a Sup Forums lesbian I'll take it as a sign from Kek that the entire perversion is innately SJW and comprehensively a mental illness. But I'm not ready to swallow that pill without something of a test, so I made this thread.

the lurk was strong with you, child.

Yeah man, you have no idea. I've lurked pretty much every board not devoted to gay or weeb shit and some that were. I'm semi-fluent in board-specific memes and I can shitpost about almost any well-known country or ideology. It's been a really long nine years and my main regret is real life getting in the way and keeping me from lurking more because I have to make my parents proud and stuff. I'm a level 24 virgin daywalker, it's intense.

dayum son. You might as well go full wizard.. You're not missing anything that special.

It's my default plan actually, I'm still just a wizard apprentice and a junior one at that and I'm already pretty high level. Celibacy is expert level difficulty, but it's also very rewarding.

I'm also unironically drawing up plans and government for a micronation, who needs more than one Founding Father? Just have to get the legal and social system down, finish figuring out the utilities, get some seed money to start the kernel of the nation, and get some madlads on board. If I don't fuck up or an hero before I finish, expect at the very least some hearty chuckles in the future.

I guess until/unless the rare breed of person I'm hunting with this thread shows up we should just keep shitposting.

Your autistic levels are off the charts

>have a lust for the same gender since maturity
>just want to fulfill the basic human need of intimacy without feeling like a complete outcast
>suddenly a bunch of screeching non-binary black women with neon hair and unshaved armpits come out of the depths of hell and start screeching about how white people are evil and how almost everything you say is triggering and oppressive
>normies lump you in with the SJWs even though you just want a normal life with a house and job and a partner to live with

SJWs are the Richard Spencers of gays

shut up nerd

Autists have trouble relating to people.
My problem is that I understand them too well and tire of their psychological fragility. Anything out of their safe little bubble and they react with sarcasm, anger, panic, grief, shock....and then the next day act as though they never heard a thing. Are you telling me you would want to keep saying the same few dozen things to people every day over and over to keep them happy? What a chore. People were not meant to be this fragile, and that's why they're so drugged up and miserable and afraid of unfamiliar things.

I found you!
For real though, how do you cope with the non-SJW dyke culture of "men are to blame for everything all the time"? Like it's bad enough to be the target of their constant ranting and raving, it must be worse to be inexplicably associated with that even if you disentangle you from the SJWs. Have you ever had any success finding "normal" lesbians who just want to scissor and hang out, or be friends with you without telling you about their emotional problems and how they're society's fault?
What sort of women are you looking for?
What's it like being (You)?
Tell me more, you're like a rare intersection of life position I've never talked to before. I want to know anything and everything that might be unique about your experience. I will remember whatever you tell me and learn from it.

Don't make me bully you faggot.

It's easy for me because I'm just a typical /r9k/ poster.

A scrawny shy introverted ugly unpopular piece of human refuse that happens to have inverted genitals.

Having no peer pressure does mean I'm able to see objectively how incomprehensible the "MUSLIMS ARE GREAT YAY ISLAM" meme is and I have no fucking idea how it started in the first place

Like that little girl who got shot in her face for teaching girls to read because that's a violation of Islam is still a devout Muslim how does that even work

"Get them while they're young" is an incredibly powerful psychological message, and Islam is full of more extreme tribalism than the Old Testament despite being written thousands of years later. It's a far purer and more potent form of "useful idiot" creator than even socialism.

Anyways, though, you're saying it doesn't really affect you because no matter what you'd be a virgin shut-in? I guess that makes sense, being celibate does save me a lot of the grief other men would go through. And I guess no one would accept you into the sisterhood unless you were at least confident enough to make a tumblr or something so they knew you existed.

Why the fuck do lesbians even exist? Male homos at least make sense: men like to fuck things.

Two women can't even fake actual sex with their natural anatomy, let alone satisfy basic sexual drives or simulate the breeding act.

Lesbians are wtf tier.

Because women also have a procreation drive, which can also be warped for one reason or another. All derivatives of the same survival drive.

Right, but they can't even fake that properly, as I said in my OP. Men can at least satisfy their procreation drive by blowing a load in something or someone that isn't an ovulating female of the same species. Lesbians can't fulfill any of their natural drives with another female.

Holy shit this is my thread. I'm a redpilled lesbian. Ask away, OP

keep acting like you're superior. no lesbian will ever touch you. please go back to r9k.

I'm not a lesbian. Are you replying to wrong person? Are you here from /lgbt/? lol

Well, really, first of all the questions in the OP and ITT so far to the others. After I know more I'll have followup questions probably if you stick around.

Fucking dykes get out of MY Sup Forums REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sorry, first was meant for I myself was replying to the wrong person

not OP
i have a friend who's a somewhat redpilled lesbian, but her girlfriend is a super overbearing activist-type SJW "whitey must pay" type and she's thoroughly corrupted my friend. wat do? i want my schizo conspiratard native american lesbian friend back.

So much this, ive been knowing too much lesbian couples on my lifetime so ive learned that lesbian relationships got allways, and i mean ALLWAYS, really crooked dynamics.

i mean that every couple i know there has be the alfa lesbian, who is basically fully narsistic and possessiveness control freak, and the other one is allways most submissive womans than ive ever met, they are like puppets of their partners. and some how they ruin every friends relations.

some how gay's that ive been met, arent so stereotypic at all, they can be anything to pretty normal guys to total fags, but they dont fuck up everybody elses friendships because their own drama.

>inb4 gay
No. im normal, right wing, heterosexual, white mongol. Who got lot of girl friends, and met that way too much lesbos and enough gay's

That's why I made the thread, looking for exceptions to the rule. Hopefully they're all typing up thoughtful answers to the questions right now.
If you want to understand more about why the typical lesbian relationship is so extreme, look up "lesbian bed death" on Wikipedia. That's often more or less what they're trying to stave off or overcompensate for with the visible part of their relationship, I think.