WAKE UP

Maybe if I meme this shit hard enough you will wake up a bit.

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youtube.com/watch?v=I0EWEbItLp0
google.com/patents/US7959550
youtube.com/watch?v=4pbB-LJG6Sw
neosync.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Warhammer 40k nice, what's this all about

WTF

>leaf
I really don't care if you're ironic or not. Just read it.

Why do white women age so poorly?

what the fuck thats disgusting.
gramma stop that please.

also im lazy post the number so i can copy that

Is this better?
Can you go and read that thing that i created this thread for?

can you do what i politely asked and post the patent number so i can copy paste instead of typing it in manually

US 6238333 B1
US 6506148 B2

Laziness kills my friend

>Laziness kills
i cant wait, sounds less painful than hanging

say, does the device have to work and do what it claims before they approve of the pattent?

>mfw tv really does rot our brain
Thanks mom

B A S E D

ty annon, you are not alone.

thanks

uspto.gov/patents-getting-started/general-information-concerning-patents

She looks like the Russian owner of a tobacco shop I used to buy my smokes from.

This is a very awkward erection.

google.com/patents/US6506148

who is this nigga

Let me make that even more awkward for you.

Go and read the papers and then I'll tell you.

Yeah it's called subliminal messages. We know about that already.

tldr
ill assume yes since low energy magnetic fields are actually used in treatments

and jesus christ dude, do you have fetish for old ladies or something?

No. All you know is some convoluted buzzwords about subliminal messages mostly regarding dubious pictures on Disney channel and strangely made kids shows directed by pornographic directors.
I'm giving you some of the real stuff.

No i also have young ones

No no no the disney stuff is bullshit. I knew about the flashing the images thing to make you subconsciously exited about it.
If there is something else that I miss, point it out.

yourre that fucking gypsy that spams \v\ wit the childporn arnt you holy shit

I wouldn't know dude go ask her how old is she and then tell me I'll take it down if she's a pizza.

How would you know that?

Regardless OP seems like a faggot and so it would be SAGE to ignore this thread.

Well i don't remember all of the stuff pol or b posted about.
Also I'm tired It's late in the night here.

Faggot or not go and read.

you didnt read it did you
whats "excited" is not you but your something response system and the effects are
>ptosis of the eyelids, relaxation, sleepiness, a “knot” in the stomach, a soft warm feeling in the stomach, a tonic smile, sudden loose stool, and sexual excitement, depending on the precise frequency used
and it has nothing to do with image only with the magnetic field
fucking leaf holy shit

so tin foil hats need to be wore is that what you are suggesting

stop posting ugly girls please

Well I am fucking tired too and I am not sure what I am supposed to take from this other than (((elites))) using the electrical jew to fuck with our minds with lies and electromagnetic tricks.

I mean you think there is something REALLY fucked up about these patents, did you make this thread, while tired, freaked out about HOLY SHIT THIS IS BIG without knowing basic details of what is so fucked up about them?

Meh, similar result.

according to the patent you would need to wear fullbody tinfoil suit, though uni was long time ago and i dont remember how it is with magnetic fields and isolation

Idk i think more people should know about this for starters.
Make funny normie maymays about this i don't care, I'm not here to hold your hand. Be your own leader.

I read most o it and no this is not the first time i post on pol this shit.
I will post it again sometime until it becomes a meme.

not at all, you suggested that its capable to make you excited *about* something
and thats completely different shit

Well we know OP is both telling the truth and is in fact a massive faggot who distributes CP in his spare time

Idk though i'm starting to opt out of the electronics buying craze.

If only i got paid for how much of it i share on my jewbook

as if.
you have lcd screen on your phone as well, its unavoidable if you want to be included in society

Right, well, what the fuck was I supposed to draw from "when displaying pulsed images, emit pulsed electromagnetic fields of sufficient amplitudes to cause such excitation".
I thought it meant you could pulse images on that instrument and get you excited about different things.
Maybe the abstract should be re worded.

besides, patent seems to suggest that it works long range.
still i dont know who could proift from making you shit your pants from sittng in front of tv
and i couldnt find that, but you probably need to be almost perfectly static since long term exposure is needed for it to work

Holy shit poppy was trying to tell us something
Im going to ware my foil mylar blanket now
youtube.com/watch?v=I0EWEbItLp0

got it. George Carlin once said they have you by the balls.
That being said I will fight back no matter what.

It's not only that you can see somewhere there says they can have the same effect using room temperature or watever.

the excitation is not feelign excited but the excitiation of your something i dont remember its name system so its properly worded imo
besides if you read the background info first it says there that its because of voltages in lcd and pulsing of the tube on crts that magnetic field is generated and its easily achievable with flashing images

If this is false I am OP and a faggot no surprise there.
If it's true you can only laugh at your chains which is about the only freedom you have left.

>sexual excitement
FUCK!
This is how they made gay people.
They show the subliminal didlos and whatnot and trigger the sexual response at the same time. Eventually this response can be triggered by the image alone when the brain is trained enough.
This is what causes homosexuality.

google.com/patents/US7959550
i dont think so, the image doesnt matter

Maybe if you make the patent copy-pasteable then people will look into it. That's a long number to type out.

>US 6238333 B1
>US 6506148 B2
>Laziness kills my friend

No it's exciting your nerves, I got that. And I am not reading an entire fucking patent. If the abstract doesn't cover the necessary, op should explain.

if laziness kills then why aren't you dead? You were lazy to not put that in OP.

i read 'em, who's the whore?

When a leaf shitposts it affects your mood thus your mental process
youtube.com/watch?v=4pbB-LJG6Sw

Horus was completely justified in what he did. He saw corruption at the heart of the Imperium and aimed to purge it.He couldn't have known he was being manipulated

And, to be fair, the Emperor could have been more open about his plans. I mean at least inform the Primarchs for fucks sake

Lots of things that dont work are patented dumbass

They have dozens of patented cancer cures and death rays and all sorts of dumb shit

Go outside

Also this, and perpetual motion machines and other crazy shit.

No he couldn't he knew his sons were imperfect.
Telling them would have possibly created an even bigger disaster.
My only question is if the emperor can make a mistake or not.If he can make it he's a man thus we are screwed if not he's at least buddy with tzeentch

"The observed effects include...relaxation, drowziness, the feeling of pressure at a centered spot on the lower edge of the brow, seeing moving patterns of dark purple and greenish yellow with the eyes closed.."

>Frequently in front of monitor/screen
>Have had a major problem with a 'pressure' feeling on left side of head/around brow
>Closing eyes is rarely darkness, but colored

No, no, no no no no.
Stop scaring me Sup Forums. First Pizzagate now this. Stop it.

Are all patents bullshit?
Education is full of shit but the last time i checked we could still build cars and shit.
Eather way i'm not here to break my head against a wall of denial. Just read it for fuck sake. or watch the video.

try lowering the refresh rate of your monitor

this and some sort of low pass filter.

>low pass filter
lol
do what he says and wear a literal tinfoil hat

F.lux
Get monitors with "eye-care"
(OLEDs will also reduce these issues a fuck ton, sadly they still cost an arm and a leg)

>My only question is if the emperor can make a mistake or not.If he can make it he's a man thus we are screwed

When he was alive he was a man that had reached a higher evolutionary stage than the rest if mankind.

Now that he is dead and worshipped as a god, he is slowly ascending to godhood. The tens of thousands of psykers that are sacrificed daily also help quite a bit in his ascension

idk it's 4 in the moring.I'm getting some sleep.
Also see you next time.This will become a meme.

>sudden loose stool
the brown note

Depends on which lore you read.We don't know when he was born or even if we can speak about such a thing about him.

Fair enough. I'm expecting some concrete answers when the 42nd millenia finally comes around

So basically every time we use the television or computer, electromagnetic waves are being sent to our brains which make us retarded?

>First Pizzagate now this.
Hi, Daniel.

This, flux is based. Felt much better after installing it, no more eye strain.

no

Sauce on skank
Looks like my mom

Then what exactly do these small pulses of electro magnetic fields do?

MEME
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>DO IT
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you need god

I really do

>Inventors Shlomo Laniado, Zvi Kamil

>Shlomo

from what i understood
1) needs to be long term exposure
2) you need to be more or less still
3) there has to be nothing interfering (obviously)
2 and 3 is impossible so they do nothing
though looking at the patents neosync.com/ those guys try to use it to help in curing depression

f.lux is based as fuck

also, melatonin is amazing

God can make mistakes even in the old testament he errors several time in regard to dealing with humans. He errors in regard to the tree of knowledge and kicks man out of the garden so we no longer have access to the tree of life, this bin it I a lot error is why we are able to piss him off to the extent that he attemptsbto exterminate us and considers it several more times.
When you read the old testament objectively God seems to have a steep learning curve in dealing with humans to the point of considering us a potential threat to him.

So then why exactly is this a bad thing?

patent name sounds evil

though truth be told its probably the possibilities that may be scary, its relatively new and weakly understood branch, or so it seems

anyhow its very interesting

Huh I wonder why that's tagged as Svarog it's clearly Abrahamic God.
Well whatever not gonna change it.

Name nigger

...

>Svarog
lack of knowledge about slavic mythology hurts me physically almost daily, why couldnt those fucks keep books when they supposedly knew how to write

Based on the description of the effects in the abstract all it does is activate the parasympathetic branch of the autonomic nervous system (the 'rest and digest' response as opposed to the fight or flight response). Theres no real negative side effect to stimulating that.
But if you're looking for a reason to go conspiracy theorist stimulating that branch would hypothetically make somebody more docile (so stimulating an entire nation's p.sym nervous system could potentially make the entire nation docile).

But the p.sym branch also has an antagonistic relationship with the synpathetic branch of the autonomic nervous system (or the 'fight or flight branch) which is triggered by stress. So chances are this really doesn't do much since the natural stresses in life directly oppose the effect of it. If anything it would just help you relax.

>whats "excited" is not you
He was talking about arousal.

I know who Svarog is that's why I asked why it was labeled as such when it's clearly Yahweh or whichever of his names you choose to use. Note the angels.

except that noone knows who svarog was besides some shitty assumption from where some faggot made comparison to greek gods

Ah I see what you're saying.

lord above cunt