You get 5 minutes alone in a room with Jill Stein. What do?

You get 5 minutes alone in a room with Jill Stein. What do?

Punch her in the face and then shake the stolen shekels out of her granny panties.

She must have been a stunner when she was younger. Anybody got young jill pics?

Drink tea and play patty cakes

ask her to teach me how to scam

cuddle with mommy uwu

only acceptable answer
>pic unrelated

>*unzips penis*
>*puts shekel in anus*
>"come get it, gurl"

Tell her to brush her goddamn teeth

hold her down and shave her legs

Ask her if she really knows how things work, and if not, why she wastes her time.

Hold her down and blow a load in her eyes while shouting "For the Patriarchy!"

find the mug she keeps her false teeth in and piss in it

turn on the oven and throw her in, otherwise once she come sout of the room she will start jewing the shit out of innocent people

Follow my Manga advice.

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>Rape

fuaarrkkk

*unsheaths dildo*
Heh, nothing personal grams...
*teleports behind her*

qt, would bang

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420 blaze it, faggot.

I'd enjoy my 5 minutes alone.

That's why they call them the green party

She has aged like fine wine.

FPBP

I would stick my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean

Finger her and see if everything checks out

Rub her clit until she cums, obviously

>I would stick my penis in her vagina if you know what I mean
What did he mean by this?

Looks like a girl I had a crush on back in school. Stopped talking to her sometime around 6th grade but I'd see her around.

Very right wing Christian tho', unlike Jill.

Cleveland steamer

Ask her how much Putin pays her and how grateful she is that Trump took the attention away from her obvious Russia ties.

Fuck her so hard she'll end up having my baby.

Tell her I think she's great, out my arm around her, and BOOM were doin' it.

Smoke weed

Grab her right by the pussy

She's aged pretty gracefully I'll give her that

FPBP

:^)

"I'm taking my refund, Jill"

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Tell her to do her best to make the Green party more relevant over the next 4 years.
If she can get the Green party to a point where it gets 10-20% of the vote there will never be another Democratic President ever again.

What?

I'd beat the ever loving piss outta her for the full 5 minutes for being a DNC cuck.

Looks like a silver haired Frauke Petry

blast man goo all over those dusty tits on that dried up old geez

I would brush her disgusting yellow teeth. It must be from swallowing all that organic cow cum

That's Helen Mirren

>japanese flag
i don't think those words mean what you think they mean

Fuck her to death

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CUMMY IN GRANNY

sauce

im concerned that my firth thought was " rape " ... should i go to a therapist ?

Really? Torture then terminate.

elaborate for us shinji

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my genetic line is about to become a semitic line

ZITTO ANIMALE

looks like jodie foster

Let me know exactly what time my turn is at. I want to make sure I have time to pre-heat the oven.

looks better now

I would ask her why she would prefer a totalitarian corporatocracy over a free market.

She looks better now than she did then.

Young Jill Stein was a fucking cutie but decades of brushing her teeth with butter and clay have made them look like unpopped popcorn

ask her for some money

Leave.

flirt
maybe lucky try sucky fucky

Discuss the most effective way to prevent Trump from getting 270 electoral votes.

Ask her who hurt her in high school.

Bitch is crazy.

>Walk into room
>"Give me 1 million dollars so I can set up solar panels in Tuvalu."
>Druid Jew grandma acutally agrees
>Go to Tuvalu
>Set up solar panels with a couple /k/anons and Sup Forumsacks
>Cut communications from this islands, call it "water damage"
>Coconut nigger genocide
>White ethnostate established in the pacific ocean
Terraform atoll lagoon
>Build infrastructure
>Formally declare Tuvalu is now the Kekland Islands

She had some middle years in her late 40's where she wasn't full grey and just looked like a crazy bag lady.

Fuck the shit out of her

cum in her dry dustbox.

Ask permission to put my penis in her mouth. Imagine she is 30 years younger (if she agree to sucking my penis).

>jillstein.webm

Fuck her for 4 mins and then do a recount for 5 more

>an old lady is fertile

put my cock in her mouth and eyes her shekels

Every pol thread about a leftist woman:
>oh she's awful isn't she
>yes I want to fucking kill her
>(fpbp)
>graphic segue into esoteric fetish
>eww that's fucked.jpg
>hey guys X is a qt
>mummy
>I don't care about my convictions I just want my dick to get hypothetically wet

Make out with her if her breath isn't bad, lick her neck/breasts, and have sex with her missionary style while licking her earlobes/neck

I laughed

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>Dem teeth
>Breath wouldn't strip paint.

Turn myself 2pi radians and walk out of the room.

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It's just weed stains.

looks alright I prefer her now I think though

was that her JUST phase?

you dumb nigger thats 360 degrees

certainly looks like it.

Ask for a rusty trombone

Be honest, you'd get hard in about two seconds if your mother looked like this.

Poor kid, probably just getting over his Oedipus complex.

Not sure if that will ever happen.

fuck her ten times

>Oedipus complex

I clearly remember having this for my aunt, never my mom though.

before weed
after weed

NOT EVEN ONCE

same, I'd definitely fuck my aunt