Ok, look you sons of bitches. James Alefantis here, and I'm sick and tired of you kids talking shit on Comet Ping Pong. I don't know WHO started this but it has to stop. I'll admit, I thought it was funny at first. What's a couple good memes between friends?
But now this shit is getting out of control. We just like fucking pizza, alright?
There's nothing wrong with a little pizza and ping pong. Come by try one of our wings they're to die for. And you know what else is to die for? This little song and dance you kids are playing. YOU DONT KNOW WHO YOURE DEALING WITH KID I SWEAR ON THE LIGHT BRINGER
IF ONE MORE OF YOU KIDS STOPS BY ASKS TO SEE THE BACK ROOM YOUR FUCKING DONE.
IF ONE MORE OF YOU LITTLE FAGGOTS CALLS AND ASKS FOR THE HATIAN SPECIAL ITS GUNSBLAZING FUCKERS. I EAT MORE PIZZA THAN YOU FUCKING NERD VIRGINS COULD ORDER IN YOUR LIFE PIC RELATED: ITS ME AND MY BITCH AND YOU BETTER PRAY TO EVERY LITTLE LAST FUCKING FROG YOU HAVE BECAUSE WERE COMING HARD AND WERE COMING FAST.
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Tell discordians intellectuals and White Shitposters not to do something.
I've literally never even seen twink porn guys you couldn't possibly imagine someone like me on Fox News touching little boys, can you?
I can and disavow.
There's absolutely no way someone gets on TV for this without being a pedo ring ring leader.
>"I didn't read anything about him raping kids on his Wikipedia page."
OH, THATS RIGHT, BECAUSE ITS FAKE NEWS. LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING, BUT THANKS FOR RUINING MY PIZZA PIE 49TH MOST INFLUENTIAL FAGGTASTIC LIFESTYLE. KIDS WONT EVEN COME INTO THE PIZZA SHOP DRUNK ANYMORE. LIKE WTF?
I watched this live. He's guilty and he knows it yet the news didn't cover the 50 other Instagram posts that raised our suspicions in the first place and started pizza gate. From the teary gleam in his eyes and uncontrollable facial ticks from his mouth and eyelids, thats the body language of someone who is in deep shit and is trying desperately to garner sympathy towards his "falsified" persecution by the public.
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DAE love photoshopping pizza over child beauty pageant photos? It's art! You wouldn't get it. Too esoteric for Trumpamzee fascists and alt-right racists.
They have dirt on Megyn
There is nothing normal about this man...
She's mk beta
So did they show all the pictures from his twitter account in the interview? Im guessing they did not.
I just REALLY love """"pizza"""" fuccbois, and so do me and all my bigwig DC buddies
So what if we are a group of child kidnapping child selling child eating child molesting child raping pizza loving addicts. That is no indication on what kind of leaders we are.
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Why does John Podesta have creepy pedophillic/serial killer style art hanging on his walls?
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this, There's definitely something shady about him
So does that imply that Trump might take the fuckers down?
I love this perfect b8 thread
Can you believe this shit?
I didnt really know what to think about the pizzafaggot posters but seeing how MSM is reacting is perhaps the biggest evidence in their favor
I haven't laughed that hard in a week
Megyn Kelly here guys, as a reporter I can confirm James does not smell like little boy juice at all.
This is a man who we can trust, to make rissoto dominos on pasta.
Even if Pizzagate isn't true, I think it's worth spreading around as payback for CTR, American Bridge, and all the other crap his gay boyfriend David Brock have been subjecting this board to.
Is that you Brockie? Leftypol tried and failed to take CTR's place. There are so many mercs now, after the great meme war...
No it's just a leaf
*Mmmm, Megyns slender frame reminds me of the fragile figure of a youthful shota. Really wets my whistle being around such a juvenile character*
Come at me, pedo scum