What is Tuvalu General?: Many anons have pointed out that Tuvalu is a shitty nation that could use some "assistance." Tuvalu General is that assistance. We aim to gain control, or partial control of tuvalu/kiribati and create a prosperous independent nation, attempting to solve the problems Tuvalu and other similar countries face. We are the Cecil Rhodes of our time. Many anons have been interested in this idea for a long time, and many of us feel that now is the right time, join us here to discuss plans for the future.
What is the plan?: Start a colonial company type organization with the main goal to benefit and provide relief for the island. Center the organization on an uninhabited island of Tuvalu. After establishing ourselves on one of the islands we will request/enforce autonomy within Tuvalu with an agreement to aid Tuvalus failing infrastructure and fix some of its problems Develop our own island that we have gained autonomy for, invite new polkommandos to help build and fortify our position on the island. Eventually gain control of more islands, have close relations with the government of Tuvalu and create mutual agreements to assist Tuvalu while also giving us more land/influence.
Total estimated costs: $1 Mil (spread across 100 anons, $10K each)
LETS MAKE IT CLEAR RIGHT NOW: NO MILITARY INVASION OF ANY SORT, Sup Forums IS A BOARD OF PEACE!
You mean topographic maps. At any rate there are mountains of plastic there waiting to be recycled into ecology blocks and Gabian baskets. We will build wall.
Benjamin Martin
whats the population there? how large is Tuvalu? and do they have decent soil over there?
Landon Miller
10,000 small no
Caleb Bailey
Capital: Funafuti Population: ~10,800. 95% Polynesian, 5% Micronesian Location: about half-way between Hawaii and Australia (Lat. and Long. 8.31°S 179.12°E) Geography: 3 reef islands and 6 atolls. Total of 26sqkm (10sqmi)
the soil there can grow coconuts, and anyway we would grow using hydroponics n sheeeit. fertilizer can always be brought over too, its not hard to grow plants.
Gabriel Brown
Which island?
Kayden Wood
The target region includes not only Tuvalu but the entirety of the Pacific Ocean as a White Ethnostate according to Ben.
Cooper Taylor
discussion is ongoing, but currently its looking like one of these >flint island, vostok island (kiribati) >one of the islets of Nukulaelae Atoll (tuvalu)
whos ben
Blake Brooks
Ben Garrison, Supreme Commander of the Aryan Axis.
Lincoln Murphy
It's hard to grow plants in an environment they aren't suited to. Hydroponics require extensive energy to support them. Where are you going to find this energy? How are you going to maintain a fresh supply of water?
Daniel Evans
it looks like that the deepest the main atoll gets is 60m (not shallow mind you but doable) so filling it in would be possible. However this would probably piss off the EU and AUS and by extension any island funding source due to reef destruction.
Jayden Roberts
of course not all of it is that deep
Eli Reed
How viable is it to set up solar powered desalination to ensure a reliable source of fresh water?
Camden Nguyen
We'll be expanding the reef with material excavated from the bore shaft and mining operations.
Ryder Jones
I doubt is the atoll is stable enough for that.
Ryder Ward
Dreamed the perfect plan last night:
Step 1: /k/ommandos false-flag as Muslims and kill/destroy as muzzys do. Cause mayhem. Disable infrastructures. International attention.
Step 2: More /k/ommandos come and proudly liberate .tv from stinky muzzy scumfags. Locals now love /k/. Sup Forums runs the PsyOp demonstrating that Sup Forums is more efficient and effective than NATO and the UN.
Brayden Martinez
we are going to build desalination plants, and maybe export the salt from it too, you can distill about 100L of salt water into about 80L of water in about 2 hours, all you need is a large metal pot and a fire, and maybe some other apparatus to direct the distilled water into a bottle.
distilling about 1 kiloliter a day will give us about 35KG of salt, as well as other things like magnesium, calcium, maybe and even gold
Parker Brooks
what are the other atolls like? are any of them more shallow? also would it be possible to dredge from inside the lagoon and just keep the ring shape of the islands but make them bigger?
You realize the sun has waaaaaay more energy per meter/2 than a lightbulb?
Carson Stewart
Desalinator fits on boat. Boat systems include solar and wind power as well as other, more confidential advanced technology. I can only disclose that RTG's are being used in the deepwater missions by Aryan frogmen at this time.
Alexander Adams
I'm thinking retrofitting a cargo ship with solar and hydroponics.. Or just build earthships
Mason Fisher
Japan has already donated several desalinators funny enough.
Parker Jenkins
This. If you have the heating elements, and pumps, I could produce a legit batch desalinator out of 2 55 gallon drums and some copper tube.
Plenty of drinking water if that is an immediate concern.
Eli Howard
That doesn't have anything to do with us.
If every /polkommando/ has a double kidney canteen x 200 - 300, for a day, you can see that we needed water before hand.
Samuel Carter
If the resources are efficiently managed then energy and water aren't a problem.
Zachary Johnson
whats the timeframe on this? ill need to take time off work and convince my mom to let me fight a fucking war in the middle of the ocean
Grayson Scott
well it was for the island so it kinda has something to do with it.
I mean if push comes to shove we might be able to complain for gibs from larger nations.
Charles Rodriguez
No leafs aloud. Sorry kid.
Michael Perry
meetups should ideally be happening within 6 months, first journey to Tuvalu or somewhere in the pacific should begin another 6 months after that. another year after that we should have contact with Tuvalu and have some kind of organization to assist struggling pacific nations, thats when we begin operations on one of the islands
Jaxon Lopez
So one of the biggest problems on tuvalu is that the ground is extremely porous (being almost completely coral/shells) and the saltwater poisons the soil, how do you solve this.
Isaiah Moore
Hydroponic vertical farms?
Ian Martinez
i wonder how high you can build with the unstable ground. Or at least how deep the foundation has to be.
Alexander Morgan
Massive faggot.
Charles Roberts
It's very likely that the establishment will kill or subvert you regardless of your methods or intentions.
John Mitchell
Isn't that what they're doing already?
Aaron Ross
We can sink concrete blocks, to be used as foundation, under the water it's more stable than on the sand.
We are an humanitary mission, using extreme language for publicitary purposes, not our fault that the media only reports on buzzwords.
Christian Rogers
Isn't this what the chinese are getting bitched at in the south china sea?
Tyler Price
Nope, Sup Forums it's board of peace.
Nicholas Gonzalez
>Start a colonial company type organization ok, a company that does what?
Justin Wilson
Peace through firepower. What anti aircraft options do we have for the atolls surrounding the island, and has any thread been started on /biz/ regarding making an economy out of that pit?
Parker Gutierrez
Fresh Tuvalu meme here
Liam Hill
An NGO that provides "Humanitarian aid" just like Big Boss V did in MGSV
Jacob Sanders
PRO Pacific Relief Organization We fund and protect Tuvalu and its people, bringing them safe disposal of waste and also water, in return for an island to station a base of operations in
but we will also sell coconuts n sheeit
Henry Sanders
Perfect.
Gabriel Miller
While we do this, we should work to out farm the rest of Tuvalu. Be it by greenhouse or GMOs or actually doing something about the lack of farmable ground. This will ensure an ability to cut of the ruling government from control of the food supply, and if opposed, something to spark a revolt with.
Mason Rivera
Sea level rise will inundate it in a few years, or do you not believe in that?
Noah Hughes
so, you basically want us to invest 10K in a non-profit
Adam Hughes
Thank you for saving and also propagating my fresh meme.
Here is my other one.
Jack Gutierrez
What about seaweeds?
Water levels rise slowly, we can lift the coastline a few centimeters and it'll be enough for five years.
There's plenty of benefits to this.
Isaac Smith
That's part of the plan.
Anthony Rogers
Artificial Islands. We'll take a page from China.
Aaron Wood
>chilly in charge of engineering
That coral gona be all bleached tho
Jordan Gonzalez
>build a sandcastle in the middle of the sea
What could go wrong
Lmao why are we talking like this could be a thing
William Parker
Been re-building towns all my life.
Christopher Perez
This is a lie invented by the TIDF. Even if it was real, we still are going to reinforce the islands as suggested by this poster.
Joseph Gomez
It's not a (((non-profit))) if we get boots on the ground to start doing what were claiming.
>Seaweeds Good idea. But one that the Tuvalu government could imitate. We have to start growing carrots, potatoes, and tomatoes.
Lincoln Rodriguez
YO just dropping into this LARP to say
FUCK CECIL RHODES YO
Joseph Anderson
Has anyone with a tuvalu flag posted in this shit yet?
Caleb Reyes
A FUCKING KEK.
Bentley James
yes
Dylan Martin
It's going to happen or so help me Kek my whole family and everyone I currently care about will get full blown AIDs.
Dominic Jackson
several times. probaby proxy fags but still.
Liam Phillips
NOICE
Praise KEK
Zachary Mitchell
>hexes Toodledo Tuvalu
Blake Jackson
The legendary Hexa!
Matthew Harris
Checked.
Jordan Barnes
WEW
Jaxon Ramirez
You're an idiot, the 5 really rich cunts who use tuvalu as their money parking lot are all going to get you fucking killed
Samuel Richardson
These threads are the most hilarious I've seen on pol in a long time.
Never change, love you.
Chase Edwards
not if we take their money first
Benjamin Mitchell
Die Nuerenberger hangen keinen, es sei denn, sie haetten ihn.
Zachary Smith
Toodle-oo, Tuvalu!
It truly is Toodle-oo this time. Kek wills it's destruction as per the screen cap. We must meme it out of existence.
I already created a couple Tuvalu memes , so he has blessed me. Praise kek. The hexes have serious power.
Never forget one of our founding documents, "The Deceleration of Independence."
Kayden Hughes
>Believing in le epic magic frog >2017 smdh
Levi Morales
I motion we call it the "Declaration of Deceleration."
Joseph Flores
agreed.
Jackson Cruz
Enjoy the humanitarian intervention that your neocolonial island is going to get, faggots
Jason Hall
It's a very Sup Forums Christmas after all.
Christopher Long
>global warming turns out to be real >all the deniers drown because they all live on a small island that is completely covered by the melted glaciers
Asher Jenkins
Wew lad. Praise Kek the all mighty.
Jack Rivera
Praise kek.
Kayden Johnson
Cone on Sup Forumsocks, back to solving this takeover/aid program.
What can we do about trash clean up and farming on the island?
Landon Hill
KEK HAS SPOKEN. Enough with this drivel about cleaning up trash, that's easy. Farming via hydroponics easy as well. For the time being, we must make as many memes as possible and spend our time explaining why these 65 iq subhuman savages need to go extinct.
What kek ordained us to do is wage memetic warefare.
He wants memes.
he wants threads
He wants Tuvalu to go Toodle-oo!
Hail kek.
William James
It would probably end the same way too except faster and with more autistic screeching before, after and during the UN inspection.
Austin Watson
Hydroponics for farming. As for the trash we could fish it out of the ocean and start a collection to send the trash to be recycled.
Caleb Cruz
One of the problems with Tulavu would be its health, it's obesity rates averages out to be 68%, which is worse than the US
Benjamin Rivera
Honestly, I think it's more important to exterminate them than it actually is to establish a settlement on the island. That's where the real presence in history comes from.
Christian Turner
GET TO WORK MAKING MEMES. I'm getting my Wacom writing tool fired up for tomorrow to make some very good ones because of the hexes.
Luis White
We can install health clinics and promote exercise. I'm thinking exercise in the form of swimming or maybe fishing?
Jace Sullivan
I spent a large part of my day dreaming about invading Tuvalu.
Joshua Jenkins
>Rich ass liberal noguns >hiring guns for hire >Not knowing UN law over mercenaries and restrictions on private security >implying they're not there for tax evasions like US rich fags go to for PR >implying they want to create an international political scene This is why Betance's idea for an Antillean Confederation will never happen with your country and with Cuba
Nathan Nelson
Polynesian bodies, it's means nothing to them they are as healthy as you can be, besides the problems caused by an inbalanced diet.
They need suplements.
Evan Perez
Extermination isn't the best plan unless you want Australia to put it's boot up your ass.
