Medieval Risk: Fuck You Edition

That's right fuck you Risk discord for not hosting another medieval map. Now I have to do the task of hosting it because of your immaturity and stubborness. Thanks alot guys.

Max playercap on this game is 8-12 players, with preference to bigger nations.

I also may be playing a nation when I get bored, so don't get surprised if OP joins in, faggots.

So come on, join in, join all, it's not like I have anything else better to do anyways!

You're all faggots.

Anyways, give me your country name and bonus and we'll start. We start at 5 players.

I will join as Austria!

Israel

Bonus: intelligence.

I call Sweden

Dat kingdom bonus

put trips in your name you fucking cuck

I assume I would get a +1 bonus?

yes, if you have a crown next to your country's name on the map, you get +1 bonus as that indicates your country is a full-fledged kingdom

Claiming Switzerland.

claiming Saxony

Ottoman Empire

Poland

spain

We cool?

Roll or so help me God I will put in the Black Plague and ruin everyone's time in this game.

Added, you can roll

just use the sign up replies as first roll

Invade Swabia and Burgundy.

Do not test me leaf, I am not in a good mood right now.

I attack Bohemia

Yeah man, for now. But in the future we may need to do a land exchange.

Swim to Naples

invade naples

Waiting on Poland, Saxony, and Sweden

Naples
Go south, if I'm added this turn.

Fuck it, I might as well play as France.

WE'LL DO IT LIVE, FUCK IT

DO IT LIVE

Are you really upset your online circle jerk wouldn't host a digital risk map? Did you just really not want to put in a little bit of effort?

invade brandonburg, spill mechlenburg

Invade Pomerania

FUCK OFF NIGGER

ATTACK SPAIN

PUT IN YOUR NATION'S NAME, KEKOLD

>op is playing
dropped

Good, fuck off then

We don't need you

Mupdate

Attack Spain in Naples.

Spill Naples

FUCK, I FORGOT TO GIVE MYSELF ANOTHER TERRITORY OF SPAIN'S

Eh, I'll just add it next mupdate.

Attack Spain.

defend from french and attack ottomans with leftovers

finish brandonburg spill mecklenburg

Go south, fucking spaniards

dub_s spill pomerania and then brunswick

Finish Bohemia. Spill to Venice.

>Complaining about hosting a risk map
>Doing it anyway and stating that you are clearly in distress because of it IN THE FUCKING PICTURE
despite your incessant attention and self loathing faggotry, start me as England

can i claim the rhine?

Spain is destroyed, rather partitioned by France, Naples, and the Ottoman Empire, with Naples getting its homeland back after a long theatre of war over there.

Meanwhile central Yuropean powers are gaining land.

Mupdate.

And added

What

>being such a cuck you have to op the game you wanted to play
>being such a gay you play the game you're hosting
CIA? More like "See I (Am) gAy"

finish pomerania, spill brunswick

How do I have nothing in Naples? Shit OP

Milano, let's go faggots

Lets head up Italy.
haha fuck you spain

Attack that little green area next to me, yeah Alsace-Lorraine

Fuck off leaf

Naples killed us both off going south

Add me as the palatinate of the rhine
invade swabia

Invade Switzerland. Spills to finish Venice.

Also, invade Genoa

Claiming Catholic Netherlands
Attack Netherlands

How can you be such a shitty fucking host? Look at everyone shittalking you for being such a weak OP, literally the Jeb Bush of hosts. I literally hosted better than you ever could for my first time.

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME, REEEEE

what politician of hosts was i?

The Politician that was too fucking slow and late

You were a fucking jew of a host

jeb is already taken though

As if you have ever hosted a game worthy of mentioning scorp

A halfbreed between Angela Merkel and some generic jewish merchant.
Just some bants Saxony. :^)
CIA? is a mess, CIA? is a big fat mistake, CIA? is a waste, CIA? is the weakest host in the discord by far.

3 spill

Since Spain is dead, Catholic Netherlands has been enveloped by Netherlands. You can play as Netherlands if you want.

Stahp this Scorpion. Your empire's name is silly and it is time for a change.

spill hesse

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ATTACK FRANCE

...

GUYS ITS ME CZECHLAND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER ONE

ded

bump limit and thread died

Ok I will claim victory with scorpion.

Have fun here someone revive Czech and make it great again for me.

Austria is growing stronger, a new war has developed in the Northeast of Yurop between the autistic Dutch and the flamboyantly homosexual French.

Also pope and HRE vote. We'll do HRE afterwards.

Justin Trudeau except black.

lol you gave me an extra tile, thanks friendo
keep invading france btw

Kill Switzerland!

Spills to Venice and Bavaria.

Keep taking the lands from The gold territory.

You're a proddie so you get +1 bonus tile.

Attack Netherlands

Invade Savoy

>1 territory
CIA? BTFO

want to partition france with me friendo?

I vote for myself as Pope, if we are doing that now.

finish brunswick, spill frisia

REEEEEEE

We are, I vote myself for pope

Vote for Austria

Need the other cathlic nations to vote for pope

I an also voting for Austria.

Hey Austria, I have an idea. How about you and your fellow Catholics help me kill France, the only nation not to vote for you?

m-mupdate

>tfw im being raped by handsome dutchmen

finish brunswick, spill frisia

Attack Netherlands

And Austria is P-pope now

>+1 roll again
JUST

Was my roll not counted? Anyway, roll for Savoy

Kill France
>tfw Dopey CIA? forgets about HRE vote

we should vote on an hre

I'm part of this too!

I'll add your previous roll this round along with this one

Yes, votes for HRE right here.

I vote myself

i vote myself

WAITING ON AUSTRIA

AND THE PALATINATE IF THEY'RE STILL PLAYING

If Austria doesn't come back in 5 minutes, I will add the Bubonic Plague to the game or quit myself.

Really it's up to the toss of a coin for me tbqh.