It Looks like Kek might kill California

express.co.uk/news/science/743988/Ring-of-Fire-BIG-ONE-CATASTROPHIC-earthquakes-tsunamis
>The tear on the sea floor, which is some 60,000 square kilometres in size and sits over the Ring of Fire, has been confirmed north of Australia.

>The Ring of Fire is the largest and most active fault line in the world, stretching from New Zealand, all around the east coast of Asia, over to Canada and the USA and all the way down to the southern tip of South America.

>There have been numerous deadly earthquakes this year alone across the Ring of Fire, including in Japan, Peru and New Zealand and the discovery of a massive tear above it will only increase fears that a huge tremor is on its way.

>While the huge tear, which is actually an exposed fault, has been known about for 90 years, experts have been unable to figure out how it got there.
Who do you hope gets hit? Hollywood or San Francisco?

San Francisco 100%
If anything had to go I would always pick that liberal shit hole, they take the CA faggotry and ramp it up to 15

>muh kek god
Kill yourself. Nothing more annoying and embarrassing has come from this board

>Muh big one for billionth time for 50 years in a row
Fuck off

Out to sea California goes

Los Angeles is the only correct answer

Hollywood, so that the film industry all runs away to Vancouver.

Time to meme that fucker into the ocean

>tfw i live in oregon

Also
>express
If you take that literal tinfoil hat website even a grain seriously you should do the world a favor and tie the noose.

Kek wills it.

My familia and I are moving there from Los Angeles in the Spring. :D

>California super quake thread #2691
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
> again

kys

It's not the Calexit they want, but it's the Calexit we need.

>not believing in our god of chaos
>multiple happenings confirmed via digits

BURN THE HERETIC!

HAIL THE OGDOAD!

PRAISE KEK!!

Digits confirm Spring 2017 destruction of California.

RE MIN D E R
George Strait, Tool, 2012, and the east coast all lied to you. OP linked an express article for Christ's sake. The fault doesn't just "break off" like in the movies. It resets itself once it snaps and while yes it does cause an impending tsunami that will no doubt kill thousands if not millions, the fall into the ocean meme is bullshit directly out of fairy tales and the asses of butthurt flyoverfags. I know you're all on a right wing high because Trump won and that's more than understandable, but get the fuck real.

And no, your precious frog god has no say in what has been absolute common sense for millennia either.

If you seriously think this board had anything to do with Trump winning you should be on antipsychotics.

COMIEFORNIA WILL SINK INTO THE COLD PACIFIC ABYSS!

CASCADIA FAULT IS NEXT!

SHADILAY!!!

Please burn all kikes!
PRAISE KEK!!

YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE SHILL!!!

YOU WILL DIE WITH YOUR LIBERAL KIND!!

May The Eldritch God of Chaos grant me doobs if I am worthy

While you're both incredibly autistic and should be psychologically evaluated by professionals, all he said was that he's moving there. Nothing about destruction. Sorry, nothing was "willed".

MIDF out in full force
Your god is dead
The Void Frog consumed your crippled god

ring of fire is nowhere near Australia.

its like saying NZ is literally ontop of australia.

TIDF LEAVE NOOOOOW RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck

I am keks one true disciple

...

Provide me an H&K M&P Sport 2 so I can join my local militia and kill leftists during the inevitable civil war please.

I promise it will be used to kill.

RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Like I said. Irredeemable autism. This election mentally stunted you guys. I'd feel sorry for you if you wouldn't stop plaguing the fucking board.

You write like a fat woman.

Checked.

NORMIES GET OUT!!!!

RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Kek will smite all nonbelievers.

You guys want 40m innocent people to perish just because you hate a few nignogs and SJWs which in reality is only 1/16th of the population and this is all you got. Pathetic.

Muh tek companies :(

This isn't KEK, it's Pele. Get your theology straight, mate.

Retards. There is no saving you. You're just living in your lucid fantasyland all because the electoral college did what it was made for.

PRAISE KEK!

lol this

if you look at the scedc website you'll see earthquakes happen almost daily in california. a large earthquake could happen at any time but that never stops shitty journos from writing these articles when they have nothing else to write about

also the San Andreas is a transform fault so CA isn't going to fall into the ocean, the coast will just slowly move northward. you're better off memeing for a gas main rupture to cleanse this state with fire.

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What the fuck are you even saying? Shouldn't you be out buying a boat for when Kek strikes your commie hellhole down into the ocean where it belongs?

and nothing of value was lost

He who believes not in the almighty forces of chaos shall perish and oh so very great shall be their suffering.

I'm leaving LA soon too! I hope Kek wills the disasters to wait until we're far away from Commiefornia...

I'm stuck in Sacramento on business until Christmas. Please wait until I leave this shithole.

inb4 it's a sekrit message for

PRO-CHOICE
PRO-CHOICE
PRO-CHOICE

ECONOMY ISN'T GOING TO FALL

It's not going to. A tsunami doesn't equal sinking into the sea, you nut. The more small quakes happen, the chances of there being a big quake decreases. That's how faultlines work. I'm sorry you're so deep in your delusions you can't face this simple reality, but no matter how many times you beg and pray to a frog it's never going to happen.

There was a 3.0 quake in Loma Linda this morning. I guess IDS HABBIDING now. Fuck off.

I told you, bros.

I told you when massive earthquakes started hitting elsewhere on the ring of fire that Kek is flexing his muscles.

Not even California is safe from the Trump Curse.

Looks like California might not even need a vote to secede.

Retard

Please just only take out LA

IT'S A FUCKING EXPRESS ARTICLE

E X P R E S S

THE SAME WEBSITE THAT BELIEVES ALIENS WILL INVADE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD SOMEDAY

ARE YOU GUYS REALLY THIS DELUSIONAL MY GOD

the city

Hollywood must burn

back to redd*t you fucking cuck

You seem upset friend, you are expending quite a lot of energy trying to disrupt the meme magic. Do you get paid per post or hourly? USD or do you prefer the beloved shekel?

You can throw as many insults as you please, as many "praise kek"s, as many cartoon frog images, as many Reddit assumptions. It doesn't change science. The presidential election was a matter of the silent majority finally speaking up and fighting against the left. A frog didn't do anything about it.

fuck that SF is the problem, LA is just the horde of brown voting cattle. SF is the brain of the operation.

CA in its entirety, along with all its inhabitans, needs to be swallowed by the sea.

>A frog didn't do anything about it.
The thousands of individuals that browse Sup Forums certainly shifted the election in favor of Trump with their shitposting changing the zeitgeist in his favor. Trump won those essential midwestern states by the small margin of a combined ~200,000 votes. The thousands of individuals who browse Sup Forums were undoubtedly inspired and motivated (in part) by Kekology and the culture that surrounds Kek on this board. So in a way, even though Kek may not be physically real, an ancient frog god did have something to do with it.

You now understand the importance of religion and culture despite being a fat neckbearded fedoretard. Go back to redd*t.

Holywood needs to go. The kikes that run the entertainment industry all need to fucking die. No more niggers and white women cuck porn fantasy.

Let it sink into the ocean