what if you kidnapped a guy like, early twenties, not too young or old
you stick him in a sensory deprivation tank, with a constant supply of oxygen and nutrients via catether
then you hook his dick up to a fleshlight machine that makes him ejaculate every 8 hours
and finally, you strap a pair of headphones to his head and blast nazi propaganda/hitler speeches into his ears at harmful volumes whenever he's not ejaculating
you do this for 10 years without stop
what is the guy like when he comes out???
Anthony Cook
He won't come out because his muscles will have atrophied to the point he can't even sit up
Joseph Brown
Dead
Tyler Moore
what kind of fucking day have you been having, you psychotic goddam leaf
Alexander Johnson
A Nazi lich.
Christopher Hall
>Reddit spacing >talking about automated milking >leaf
Also, where can I get this fleshlight machine?
Adrian Kelly
Considering the extreme amounts of salt needed to float in one of those, he would most likely die from sodium poisoning.
also, saged.
Jack Lewis
What fucking drugs are you on?
Christian Barnes
Is this a metaphor for Sup Forums addiction?
Hunter Rodriguez
You have it backwards. The hitler speeches should come on only during ejaculation
Gabriel Parker
weed lmao
Nathan James
We'll call it the Eve 4000
Anthony Jackson
whatever comes out of there would be Sup Forums incarnate
Jack Reed
I was going to ask this.
Nicholas Campbell
>forcing someone to ejaculate with a catheter inserted
HOLY FUCK NO
Ethan Price
why
Bentley Cooper
Slightly more unhinged than your average Sup Forums user.
Tyler White
what if instead of nazi propaganda we played sissy hypno/fag brainwashing?
Benjamin Ortiz
Did someone spike your maple syrup or something?
Carter Diaz
These are the fucking thoughts that go through the head of a leaf
Charles Ross
leave it to the fucking strayan to surpass the leaf's shitposting
Mason Long
> harmful volumes
He'll deaf and useless
Easton Sanders
Haha so randum
spastic
Jeremiah King
What if you were walking down the street, and when you passed by a fellow countryman instead of giving him the secret Canadian Handshake, you INTENTIONALLY stepped on his shoe and DIDNT apologize?
Robert Jackson
fucking kek'd
Camden Gomez
That sounds badass as fuck.
Jackson Campbell
l-leaf
Lincoln Baker
Hi guys I'm going to post this on reddits /r/Sup Forums
Is that ok with you?
Kayden Gutierrez
he is the walking avatar of Sup Forums. except, probably more social
Caleb Allen
Gas yourself you fucking redditor.
Jordan Morris
Woah chill m'lady
Joseph Hall
doing the jew's work. jewspeed anoncun(t)
Aaron Cook
Include me in the screencap :D
Ryan Morales
If it feels like ejaculating kidney stones the guy would rather bite his tongue and choke on blood over continuing to live live like that
Jose Robinson
Bait/10. Fuck off.
Xavier Wright
>then you hook his dick up to a fleshlight machine that makes him ejaculate every 8 hours Only every 8 hours? I jerked it 4 times today. What you should do is start it at once a day (some times I'm not even in the mood for that) but then gradually ramp up the frequency until he's is ejaculating perpetually day and night.
