Hexed post (111111)- Kek wants Tuvalu Erased

Kek has spoken. He wants us to "meme this pathetic little shit island sorry-excuse-for-a-country out of existence".

Kek has escelated the meme war to a whole new level.

Toodle-oo Tuvalu!

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HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHITTT

The Prime Minister of Tuvalu had nightmares of this happening early on.

This shows it is preordained by kek and that memes transcend space-time.

It's obvious how paranoid he is.

>w-what is your interest in Tuvalu?

Watch-out for TIDF propaganda like pic related.

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Kek has spoken!

Kek commands that you come here.

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Holy shit. I didn't even notice it myself until you two pointed it out.


He really wants to see this place memed out of existence.

TUVALU MUST BE MEMED OUT OF EXISTENCE.

Crucial reading if you are new to this whole mess. This is what really got this Tuvalu shit going: the "Declaration of Deceleration"

PRAISE KEK!!

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Awfully quiet. I wonder who is behind this?

Free coconuts for TIDF defectors.

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>Deceleration of War

Board of Peace!

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I can't tell if it was intentional or if he did it on purpose. Either way, I'm glad it happened.

>Deceleration of war
Jesus Christ you can't slow down right at the start

Why hate Tuvalu?

>Average IQ of 65
>Not self-sustaining (i.e. has to import food despite being surrounded be rich fishing waters)
>Only claim to fame and source of real income is the stupid .tv domain name
>Can't afford barges so they literally dump their trash and feces into the ocean.
>Little to no infrastructure
>Stirs the shit with major world powers like China and Russia because they're so insignificant they don't fear retaliation (e.g. they condemned Russia's annexation of Crimea).
>One of the highest obesity rates in the world at 68%

>can't tell if it was intentional or on purpose
>intentional
>porpoise

kek.

kek wills it

Any good meme ideas? I'll try to make some fresh ones tomorrow.

Will our new nation have the greatest fire safety in the world?

I don't think it would be worthwhile to try to establish our own sovereign country where Tuvalu is now. It's shitty land and we'd make our mark on history well enough by removing the people who live there now. Afterwards we should proceed directly to other island micronations like Nauru and try to make the damage as expansive as possible. There are UN member states we can eradicate. If we do we should seek to destroy as many as possible. Tuvalu is only the beginning.

WE WAR ON TUVALU

YES

Of course.

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daily reminder that we're doing it for her

tuvalu will be our first step towards a world without borders

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#ImWithHer

We could just dump more trash on island.

What is the significance of Tuvalu? Why does Sup Forums care about this island of 50 people?