What's he gonna announce tommorow?

What's he gonna announce tommorow?

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>"I am king nig, king of nigs, we hate white men, give black people more money"

Another retirement payrise for himself.

Ooga booga where muh legacy at.
Mup da doo didda ififififififififiififififififif
Bix nood muh fugga election canceled nigga

90% chance
>Look........We are deeply concerned....by....
10% chance
>Shit hits the fan

>ooga booga muh birth certificate is legit
>alt-right fake nooz
>trump be raycyst

that he forged his birth certificate

digits and he kills himself on live tv

WE WUZ KANGS, AND WE ARE AGAIN

oh well. civil war it is then

>o-negro admitting to any form of mistake whatsoever
You do know who were talking about, right?

LET ME BE CLEAR

...

That he wasn't even fucking born

He grew a conscious, he admits the Russian conspiracy theory is bullshit, names the jew, and has hillary executed on TV for exposing pizza gate.
>post YFW

>BABA VANGA WAS RIGHT

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Nothing. He does this at the end of every year. It'll just be him reflecting about what has happened and he'll probably also talk a bit about what will come to be now that his presidency is coming to an end.

HOL

My money's on this but I think he leads with the bix nood

He actually almost grew a conscious for a moment after the election.

That he will resinge before he can be impeached. Then Joe Biden pardons him.

this.

Him and Trump transform into Kang and Kodos

his own impeachment.

He's going to announce he has HIV, because Michelle fucked a baboon

Kek

You tell him, M'bete

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He's gonna personally take the fall for ALL of pizzagate and get the others off the hook.

We have extremely confirmed intelligence that Putin hacked us while sitting on his bed.

Nice Afrikanker brother

*conscience

Today we are cutting all ties with Moscow and declaring war.

He's gonna keep the presidency til this can be figured out. it'll cause a civil war but that's what this worthless satanic nigger wants.

I wuz born in kongo, but I luv u muh niggaz.
pls aint cage me, *drops mic* *cry to the camera* *leave*

If if if if if if if if if

bretty gud

His very own YouYear Rewind segment

most likely about ramping up military involvement in Syria

Here's what's gonna happen
>Obama gets assassinated
>his VP takes over, declares martial law and determines election was invalid
>msm goes full blast accusing Republicans of being in cahoots with Russia
>Democratic party rigs the election

Putins phishing scam l33t hax means the election is void, four more years of King Nigger.

holy shit those digits...

America I uh have an announcement for uh, all you. I know that our uh country has been going through some hard times, and uh, I understand. I have also been growing through some, uh, how you say, hard times.
It is here on uh, live television, broadcasted to the world that I have to admit something, the first uh, transgender hiv positive First Lady, is my beautiful wife, Michelle.

If that's the case I agree that shit will hit the fan. Armed militias will start popping up in conservative areas.
I'm also slightly worried that he'll make ridiculous accusations and make threats towards Russia about the hacks on live TV.

"Trump or anime. Your choice Mr. 400 pound hacker."

best answer, most likely.

youtube.com/watch?v=M5FR1LGsT7E

something like this

haaaahahahahaha

Its gonna be literally nothing we're getting hyped over nothing tbqh

commits sudoku, biden presidency

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IS YOU BE SAYIN?

Rawl for this

rollin

He will declare war on Russia to remain the President to keep Trump out of the White House

There is one God and that god is Allah

ALLAAH SNACKBARR
**Boom**

Nothing. He will call Putin a bad man, then he will go back inside and do nothing.

Imagine being a US soldier and this nigger orders you to invade Siberia over Aleppo

DON'T GET IT TWISTED

"It's all a joke.. mother forgive me"

HOL UP, HOL UP.
IFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIF
NOW HOL UP, HOL UP...
CHEW SOAP!

OKIE DOKIE!..

He's going to kill himself on stream

He's gonna admit he is guilty of forgery.

youtube.com/watch?v=7EAxesVQ8wo

He's going to announce a public shoot-on-sight order for Hillary Clinton

At that point it's not rigging, it's a full fascist take over.

Quit talking to yourself on the internet Putin.

What's with the fucking "uh" shit lad, is that monkey secretly masterbating behind the booth while making the announcement or what?

God i fucking hope so. Does anybody have the webm or gif?

He's going to go with Clapper's assessment. CNN will go apeshit.

He'll be asked about birth certificate, he'll smile and wave people goodbye while saying happy holidays!

I forgot, was that guy innocent or guilty?

He's not accepting the election results.

digits will confirm

FOUR

MORE

YEARS

Jokes aside. I am betting that the announcement involves the russia and the ebil haxors who ruined the election for that old cow Killary. Ubunga will probably try to start a war with the ruskies or some shit like that just to mess things up enough so Trump would have his hands full when he finally enters the oval office.

Go to bed Barrack. Gotta look fresh for the press conference.

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He says uh when he's reading prompters.
He says ififififififififiififififififif when he's off script

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He's going to repeat "choose hope" for 30 minutes straight and then explode in confetti.

Specificly 7:30-830.

That he has troops stationed along the boarder of Russia and about to invade over hacking.
>start WW3
>wake up tomorrow in piss soaked sheets
>going to be drafted

Bad but feeling man

Hol up the nigga wasn't even born

Woke yo

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not bad. Took the words out of my mouth.
There is a probably an "okey dokie" in there though.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fz50hqWrHUY

He leaves office with a historic legacy of HUGE financial gains in the final quarter.

>"This last quarter, our team has made a giant comeback, for the USdollar and the American People."
>"Overall, it was a slam dunk."

>*Throws cash everywhere,
> *sinks the trey*

Americans forget the bad, and remember that Obama was the first black president, and he dindu nuffin.

Quads checked.
We can only hope it does.

(well, maybe execpt for Pizzagate. As much as I want everyone a part of it destroyed, I'd rather be wrong on a mass DC child pedo ring existing)

will the confetti be made of shredded food stamps?

War.

>We human extinction now

Please lads, lets be calm for a minute and think of what he can REALISTICALLY say tomorrow.
What if he says the Russians are 100% involved, what will he say then? I don't think that Obama will declare war (only Hillary would);
- He might tell the electors to be unfaithful, nullifying the election outcome
- He might declare the he wants to impose sanctions against Russia
- He might talk about the investigation

Obviously an edited interview btw. It's not possible to be an (evil) asset of the USA and have a twitter account. Think about it.

kek

Assannge is an asset of good! Don't be mistaken.

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Russia, hacking freedome, ebil russkis, cold war reloaded rablrablblabtlablrba

Michael is divorcing him and getting married to Barron.

This is it, folks. The war will be fast, over by the end of the year. It's prophecy. Trump wins.

He is going on vacation right afterward, its not going to be a bombshell.

If it is, it would be the most niggerist thing ever to declare war on Trump or Russian then go right on vacation

He's going to announce they will delay the transfer of power until the russian hacker investigation is over. They want to test the water, to gauge the popular reaction and see whether they are able to suppress the flow of information and keep control of the narrative.

Allahu akbar
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