Be australian

>be australian
>use toilet
>spider bites your penis again

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one gone, to bite my dong
Another one bites my nuts, yeah
Hey, I'm in your loo
Another one bites my nuts

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Canada has no poisonous spiders.

Just bitter, bitter cold.

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I don't care what other's say, I would be very sad if they were to ban the aussies from Sup Forums.

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It's colder here than in fucking Goose Bay right now.

Trump needs to build a wall to keep all this bullshit up north.

BUG IN LOO

epic reddit win
xD QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nice Sup Forums thread faggot

Master race Aussies

Reported

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Ooooo im so scaredddddd

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Ooohhh memes so supreme it just makes you wanna cream!

God damn it, Australia.

(((lol)))

Apparently the most common spider bite in the US before the advent of indoor plumbing was Black Widow bites on mens junk in outhouses.

First post most definitely best post.

Literally no one can beat aussie humor

God bless, cunt.