Australians lost a war to this cutie

>Australians lost a war to this cutie

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This is now a wincest thread

It's not that cute

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>Cross around her neck
Fucking hell. Why are Americans such degenerate filthy bastards? That cunt needs her finger nails pulled out with a pliers

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checked and kek'd

>defeated by a small island nation that doesn't even have a million pop

Why do Americans shit themselves in public?

I've spoken to 23 Americans and they've all tried to defend it

One of them even called it a "Patriot Stain" he said "if you don't gots one at the end of the day you ain't been shoppin' enough!"

Is it the capitalist "go-getter" lifestyle that means Americans simple have no time to use a public toilet?

"a smelly bum is how the market is run" - an old saying that proves this has been part of American culture for a long time

I don't mean to offend or rile you up, but to start a dialog so we can discuss this wide spread phenomena.

This man is a veteran - he is a highly respected member of the American social structure

His stain is both practical & symbolic:
1-to save time while shopping
2-he is displaying the blood shed by his fellow veterans that died to allow him the Freedom to shit himself in public

Look at this man - he stands proud displaying his Patriot Stain to others.

"he must of worked hard to get that!"
"good job!!" they say to him

They did indeed.

Freedom stains.

>And now Australians are getting cucked by them

>Americans lost a war to this cutie

You guys do learn how to shitpost in school, don't you?
Great stuff!

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>new zealanders lost a war to this cutie

excellent

Not really, it's just our culture to insult others. We even call our friends cunts and dickheads every few minutes.

>the mayflower isn't a ship it's an american chocolate starfish in springtime

Another high-quality shitpost.
Australia is in the mood today it seems.

>Rule, Britannia! rule the waves
>Get fucked by fishermen
Ayy lmao also chekd'

Great uncle Bruce 'Shorty' Hendershot

Age play is fucking disgusting

>....... rice farmers with pitchforks.

>no feminine penis
Fucking dropped.

What happens when this fence finally fails, Aussies? Australia does not have much long left before they break through.

>Flag
>Hates Christians
>Poor English ("a pliers"}

t. Ahmed Jaziri, a London Taxi driver

The horns of war resound across the interior of the continent. The ancient banner of the Emu Nation is unfurled once more - and tens of thousands of brave Emu warriors march forth.

Is the bogan prepared for Emu War Two?

>feminine penis

>cute
Famous last word.

DELET

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Even though the government "surrendered" to the emus, they immediately put up a bounty system for bounty hunters to hunt emus in exchange for cash. in a single six-month period in 1934, 57,034 bounties were claimed. that's at least one emu killed per bounty.

>australia can't even get rid of the emus xDDD
america can't even get rid of chemicals in their own damn water than turns the frickin' frogs gay

And they can't get rid of the filthy niggers inhabiting their lands, would rather "lose" a war to emus than be forever cucked by third world niggers replacing their culture.

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Hol up u fukin cunts, lemme get my beer and get comfy for the shitpost thread of the week

For those that don't know the back story....

kek'd

For those that don't know the back story....

>jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>american architecture still breaks

lmfao, thats not a reasonable reaction buddy

Don't even try, you Aussie cucks...

fuck off americunt spy

Don't need to mate, Al-Qaeda has already done the dirty work we have always wanted.

Don't even try, weak cunt!

That's the face of death, this is how they look as they size up their opponent before the killer blow, deceptive, evil creature that has their enemy constantly off guard.

>Needing a gun because his little bitch hands can't do the job.

Things slaves are not allowed to have.....

>Having a national slave lover day
Things nigger lovers are not allowed to have.....

>body armor
>weapon
wew lad

>Can't even collect rainwater in most states within U.S.A

Wew lad ;^)

>Lost a war to a fucking bird.

Now losing a war to carp.

RIP

:)

Knock knock?
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you would never forget… :(

Sucking American dick this hard, thought you lads were more into sucking off bush whacking animals. biggest lapdogs in history.

"MOM GIVE ME MORE CHICKEN TENDIES AND BUTTER STICKS!!! "

>Now losing a war to carp.

At least they are still allowed to fish for them....

Preferred version

Nice.

In America, we just shoot those fucking magpies...

Just hit them with a stick and they pussy off

youtube.com/watch?v=9vWhf575Qr4

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told you we were full

>still allowed to fish

Not for long!

Lost hard. Buddy got roo'ed.

>In Canada it's not insulting for you to call a Canadians girl friend a bitch.

It was a Canadian victory my friend

twitter.com/wikileaks/

The fuck you on about cock smoker?

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How did you get a picture of my mom?

Australia has what is known as tall poppy syndrome, whenever someone gets to successful everyone gangs up on them.

>no masculine vagina
Why even live

>Icelanders with fish hooks.

Realize...

Aussies are still allowed to shoot some guns as best they can.

>current year
>assuming gender
You bogan shitlords just don't get it. Hopefully the Chinese will bring you some culture.

Degenerate

crazy cunts

Not even remotely cute. Dear lord, 8/10 would not fuck.

DELET THIS

BEAKED

>$4 each
lol wtf. Is that the black market price?

ITS TIME TO PREP THE BIRD NOW JOHN, DON'T BE SHY.

wtf I love Australia now

Justin?

it really is disgusting

D-D-D-D--D-DERAILED

you lost a battle against nothing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

KEK

Australia cucked yet again.